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Morton's The Steakhouse

Steak.
CBD: 365 Canal (Canal Place Mall). 504-566-0221. Map.
Dinner seven nights.
Nice Casual
AE DC DS MC V

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WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Morton's is one of the leading chains of high-end steakhouses, a segment of the restaurant industry that has become overgrown in recent years. By focusing on its USDA Prime steaks (not all of them are; be sure to ask about this), they give the rest of their menu and service game panache. The standard Morton's steak cookery is the simplest possible: they broil, then plate them up without sauce or garnish. Regardless of the quality of the beef, that's not good enough anymore, and you can now get bearnaise, peppercorn, and other sauces. Simplicity and quality characterize most of the rest of the menu, which includes lobster, crab cakes, big shrimp and scallops, and a few chops. To a great extent, the prices and offerings are most appropriate for people on expense accounts, or those who just hit it big at the blackjack tables at the casino across the street.

WHY IT'S GOOD
Everything at Morton's is designed to be visually impressive, from the poillow-size loaf of onion bread you get at the outset, through the imported crabmeat (!) and shrimp (!!) in the appetizers, to the oversize steaks. The Prime cuts are the best, particularly the sirloin strip and the porterhouse. (The filets are not likely to be Prime, not are most of the steaks on their promotional menus.) Most of the time, all of this is at least pretty good; sometimes it's excellent. It's almost enough to justify the prices, which are on the high end of an expensive spectrum.

BACKSTORY
Morton's is to Chicago what Ruth's Chris is to New Orleans, founded in the Windy City in the late 1970s. Chicago is one of the great steak towns, and the standard was high--higher than now, truth be told. Morton's first came to New Orleans--another great steak city--in the late 1980s. That one--where Landry's in the French Quarter is now--died quietly a few years later. The present restaurant opened in 1999 in Canal Place, taking over a handsome restaurant of the 1980s called Parker's.

DINING ROOM
Every major city has a Morton's, and they're all the same. Once you're inside the door, there's no telling that you're in New Orleans (or New York, or San Francisco, or Phoenix. The dining rooms are masculine, elegant, comfortable, even beautiful--as the one here is. Any of them could as well be a fancy French restaurant. Most bars at Morton's are equally posh, and the bar menus make them good places for a romantic interlude.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Crabmeat cocktail.
Crab cake.
Broiled sea scallops (appetizer or entree).
Lobster bisque.
Sliced tomato salad.
Sirloin strip (large, split for two).
Porterhouse for two.
Filet mignon au poivre.
Shrimp Alexander (broiled gigantic shrimp).
Double-cut lamb chops.
Maine lobster.
Sesame-crusted tuna.
Broiled salmon.
Hash brown potatoes.
Creamed spinach.
Grilled asparagus.
Hot dessert souffles.
Carrot cake.
Cheesecake.

FOR BEST RESULTS
Morton's most distinctive specialty is its hot dessert soufflees, made consistently well. They are among the only ones in town. The wine list is very good, but very expensive.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The beef was better when it was dry-aged. The quality of the beef in the discounted specials is less even than you'd expect, and the service dips when you order from that side of the menu.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES

This review was updated with new information on 12/1/2009.


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