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New Orleans Hamburger &
Seafood Company

Hamburger. Seafood. Salads.
Elmwood: 1005 S. Clearview Pkwy.. 504-734-1122. Map.
Metairie: 6920 Veterans Blvd., 504-455-1272. Map.
Metairie: 817 Veterans Blvd., 504-837-8580. Map.
Mandeville: 3900 LA 22, 985-624-8035. Map.
LaPlace: 1338 West Airline Hwy., 985-653-6731. Map.
Lunch and dinner continuously seven days.
Very Casual
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Website

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Here is the first step for people who are finally moving up from fast food restaurants. In its premises, amenities, menu, and prices, the New Orleans Hamburger and Seafood Company is better than even the most substantial of the burger slingers. It has everything they do, plus a wide range of specialty sandwiches, salads, and (best of all) seafood platters. It also uses some of the gimmicks you'd find in the national chains.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The burgers are bigger but not better. They're cooked fast-food-style on a grill that's not nearly hot enough to lend excitement. Nor do all of the dozen or so specialty burgers, with their offbeat toppings. The salads are more interesting. But the peak of the menu is fried seafood. It's won't compete with the works of the great New Orleans casual seafood houses, but it's well above average, fried to order more often than not, never showing evidence of old oil or heavy coatings. Sandwiches made with seafood ate good, too.

BACKSTORY
The first NOH&SC opened on Clearview Parkway in 1984 by Sandy Wiener and Norris Gremillion. Its appeal was a bigger, better burger served just as fast as at McD's or BK. That it was several times the price was ameliorated by a help-yourself bar of dressings. The place also had a salad bar at least as good as any other in the area. And the fried seafood, which required a customer to wait while it was fried to order. And baked potatoes. The local chain expanded quickly to two more locations (none of which, interestingly, was in New Orleans proper), then quit growing until a few years ago, when locations in a few exurban towns opened. In the meantime, the salad bar went away, the fixing bar was attenuated, and the menu grew.

DINING ROOM
Most of the time, you order at the counter, and the food is delivered to the table. The dining rooms are attractive, spacious, and comfortable, but distinctly within the realm of a fast-food environment. They get a checkmark for using minimal disposable serviceware.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Seafood gumbo.
Thin fried catfish platter.
Other fried seafood platters.
Fried seafood poor boys.
Roast beef poor boy.
Barbecue shrimp poor boy.
Stuff-a-Letta (muffuletta meats and cheeses on French bread).
Shrimp-zilla poor boy (fried shrimp and roast beef debris).
Hamburgers.
Asian Cajun chicken salad.
Sizzling shrimp remoulade salad.
Grilled chicken salad with strawberries and blue cheese.
Caesar salad.
Red beans and rice.
Pasta Alfredo.
Crawfish pasta in a cream sauce.
Blackened fish with grilled shrimp.
Thin fried onion rings.
Garlic herb fries.
Bread pudding.

FOR BEST RESULTS
The seafood outclasses everything else on the menu. The specialty burgers are much more interesting than good. The poor boy sandwiches are better than you'd expect. Do not be tempted by the shrimp popcorn poor boy with 100 teeny fried shrimp. It's just one of the many gimmicks here to get your attention.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The best thing this place could do would be to cook the hamburgers to order on a much hotter grill.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES

This review was updated with new information on 3/11/2010.


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