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Phoenicia

Lebanese.
Metairie: 4201 Veterans Blvd. 504-889-9950. Map.
Lunch and dinner continuously, seven days.

Casual
AE DC DS MC V

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Hidden in a large strip mall whose other restaurants include Houston's and Chili's, Phoenicia is an unexpected pleasure. With one of the best Middle Eastern kitchens in the area and a handsome dining room, the food is undiluted. The menu doesn't venture beyond the familiar Lebanese dishes, but these are executed unusually well.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The combination kebab platter is a good example of the kitchen's skill. They're all tender but not too, marinated to deliciousness, nicely seasoned, and cooked to a char on the outside while not drying the meat out. The hummos and rice that come with it are first-class. All this is true of the other entrees, with the exception of items I wouldn't order anywhere (gyros and tilapia). The portions, typical of Lebanese restaurants, are too large to finish comfortably. The olive-oil-and-herb dipping sauce and pita bread they bring at the beginning is sort of a make-it-yourself zaatar bread.

BACKSTORY
Phoenicia opened in the Independence Mall in 2003, taking over the space of a failed, fancy Chinese restaurant. The place took moderate damage from Katrina but was back open within a few months.

DINING ROOM
Among the most atmospheric of Lebanese restaurants in the area, Phoenicia sports a high, sloping ceiling that makes an impression of comfort and circumstance. It takes you by surprise the first time, because from the outside it looks like any other strip mall restaurant. Occasionally, belly dancers give performances during dinner. On cold evenings wind blows through the dining room whenever anyone opens the door, and it's a bit chilly in there.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Hummus.
Baba ghanoush.
Battata hara (spicy, garlicky hash brown potatoes).
Lebneh (yogurt with mint and garlic).
Tabbouleh salad.
Grape leaves stuffed with rice, mint and ground beef and lamb.
Fried kibbe.
Falafel.
Spinach pie.
Meat pie.
Halloumi (white cheese with tomato and garlic sauce).
Lentil soup.
Lamb chops.
Chicken or beef shawarma.
Chicken, lamb, or kafta kebabs.
Shrimp or salmon kebabs. kebabs.
Ashta (like Creole cream cheese, with pistachios and orange flower water syrup).
Baklava.

FOR BEST RESULTS
Back off one step from the initial order you make. It will almost certainly be too much food.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
You are not likely to be greeted at the door by anyone, but the restaurant looks good enough that one expects this. (Just sit down.)

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES

This review was updated with new information on 1/12/2010.


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