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Today is National Hush Puppy Day. Hush puppies are an important part of a well-balanced mess of fried catfish. We see them on other fried seafood platters, too. Most of the time the role of hush puppies is strictly as cheap filler, and that's probably how they came to be in the first place.

The story (no idea whether it's true) is that the cook carrying food from the kitchen across the courtyard to the dining room of the main house had to do so with dogs running underfoot. To quiet them, she made some of the coating for the fish or chicken into a ball, fried it up, and threw it to the dogs. Who, of course, went after it.

Hush puppies can be raised to a higher level. By incorporating onions, bell peppers, parsley, and perhaps some fresh corn and a little jalapeno, one comes out with a hush puppy that is stands alone. The best hush puppies I ever ate were and are at Cuevas Fish House, an all-you-can-eat fried whole catfish place near Picayune Mississippi.

Deft Dining Rule #404: The best way to cook catfish is to fry it. No other recipe, no matter how involved or careful, will match the goodness of a crisp, golden-brown, fried cornmeal coating.

Delicious-Sounding Places
Crisp is a crossroads in southern Illinois, thirty-six miles east of Centralia. This is corn country, but with more of a roll in the terrain than in the flatlands of the northern part of the state. Crisp is bounded on three sides by the upper reaches of Crooked Creek, a tributary of the Skillet Fork--one of our favorite Delicious-Sounding Places. (All that water makes it to the French Quarter by way of the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers.) You have to drive six miles south to Wayne City to find a restaurant. That would be the Little Red Barn.

Edible Dictionary
beignet, French, n.--A small square of ball of fried dough. A beignet can be made sweet or not. When not, it's usually wrapped around something savory, with seafood and crisp vegetables being common stuffings. In America and certainly in New Orleans, the most common beignets are square doughnuts topped with powdered sugar and served alongside coffee. These are the signature snack in the French Market on the riverfront in New Orleans. However, the French word admits of many variations. It's even credible to think of certain kinds of hush puppies as beignets.

Annals Of Food Writing
Heloise Cruse was born on this date in 1919. She created a newspaper column called Hints from Heloise in a Honolulu newspaper in 1959, and wrote it for a couple of decades. Her daughter writes it now. She may be most famous for telling us what else to do with vinegar besides making salad dressing.

Food Namesakes
Jack Bruce was born today in 1943. He doesn't have a food name, but his band, Cream, did. Its drummer had a double food name: Ginger Baker. . . The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck's novel about grape pickers in California, was published today in 1939. . . Lemuel Boozer, a delegate to the Democratic National Convention in 1860, was born today in 1809.

Words To Eat By
"Eating at a new, highly recommended restaurant is like a Very Important Blind Date, a contract with uncertainty you enter into with great expectation battling the cynicism of experience. You sit waiting, wondering about the upcoming moments of revelation. Somewhere in the back of your head is the dour warning that disappointment is inevitable but you don't really believe it or you wouldn't be there. The best eaters are always optimists."--Stuart Stevens, American journalist.

Words To Drink By
"I am willing to taste any drink once."--American writer James Branch Cabell., born today in 1879.



Outside World

What Country Is The Second Most Successful For McDonald's?
The United States is first, of course. But in second place, with 1140 sets of golden arches, is. . . France?!? Yep. I guess they've surrendered again. They say they like it. Click here for the article.

On The Other Hand, No More McDonald's In Iceland
Iceland had three McDonald's in the whole country. All three have been shuttered. Culprit: the bank collapse in that country, which makes our meltdown look tame. At least they won't have to eat any more Big Macs. Click here for the article.

Map To The Subways Of America
As Subway closes in on McDonald's to become the biggest chain of terrible restaurants in America, one of its fans has created a map showing the location of all them. He says that the farthest it's possible to be from a Subway in the contiguous states is 728,640 Footlong sandwich lengths. That's not nearly far enough. Click here for the article.

100 Top Grossing Restaurants In U.S.
Here's the annual list from Restaurants & Institutions magazine, the bible of the restaurant trade. It shows the Tao Nightclub and Restaurants at number one, with 2009 sales of $59.3 million. That's more than double the take at #2: the now-defunct Tavern on the Green in New York. No New Orleans restaurants made the list, although a few of Emeril's restaurants are in there. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

What Food Can Do To You.
Change your life, affect your relationships, inflate your tires. (To read this more easily, hold down the Control key while rolling the mouse wheel up.) Click here for the cartoon.

Taking Doggy Bags Too Far.
This is the next way in which restaurants will make an extra buck from every customer. It's called "selling beyond hunger." Click here for the cartoon.

There Is Such A Thing As Enjoying Food Too Much.
When it gets in the way of other pleasures, you might think about trying a vegan diet. Click here for the cartoon.

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
We agree to go to Bear's. I will get the roast beef poor boy that's been on my mind, and my daughter will eat cheese-and-bacon fries. (What?)

Restaurant Report
Fresco. A pizza and pasta and Middle Eastern place that stays open late and has outdoor dining. Food's just okay.

Top Twenty
Quiet restaurants around town. You may speak.

Recipe
Hush Puppies. Essential to a catfish fry, and so much better if you actually put something with flavor inside. Like corn and hot peppers.

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1081 Restaurants Open Around Town

Food, Drink, And Jazz On Harrison Avenue
The Harrison Avenue Marketplace is this afternoon in the lively stretch between Canal Boulevard and City Park. This one one of the primary neighborhoods that seemed to get new energy in the aftermath of Katrina. More restaurants, stores, and shops are there now than before the storm.

The Marketplace--which has gone on every second Wednesday since 2007--is less like the farmer's markets elsewhere around town, and more like a miniature version of the French Quarter Festival. Food vendors and people selling all sorts of other things fill the parking lot of the Lakeview Grocery, in the 800 block of Harrison Avenue. There's live jazz from 4:30 until 8 p.m., courtesy of a group called Omega 3. The food vendors serve grilled oysters, crawfish bisque, crab cakes, crepes, quiches, barbecue, breads, bread pudding, and more. Arts and crafts fill in the gaps. It's a fun event.

Harrison Avenue Marketplace. Lakeview: 800 Block of Harrison Avenue. Website.



Under The Table

A Half-Million Came To Eat And Listen
French Quarter Festival
Shatters Records

Largely because of the perfect weather, attendance at the French Quarter Festival this past weekend shot past a half-million people. That's about ten percent more than last year. The methods the FQF uses to count attendees is inexact--there's no admission price or gate--but it gives a reasonably valid result.

Besides, all the other indicators said that something big was going on. The city's hotels were near 100 percent occupancy, a condition that only occurs at Mardi Gras and during major sports events. The ferry from the West Bank carried 45,000 people to the Festival. Last year's load was half that.

More statistics? Okay. Abita Brewing Company said that it ran through 944 barrels of beer, against 748 last year. Every drop of Abita Jockamo India Pale Ale in the state was quaffed; there's none left. Rouse's boiled 30,000 pounds of crawfish, about twice as much as last year.

French Quarter Festival.

I overheard a few people saying something like, "This is as much fun as the Jazz Festival, and a hell of a lot cheaper." Well, the music isn't in the same league. But, still. . .

On the other hand, the French Quarter Festival organization is trying to figure out a mechanism for getting attendees to pay something. Watch out for this. It could turn into a monster.



Dining Diary

Monday, April 5. Bear's. Roast beef poor boys have been on my mind for weeks. Only Lent and being in the wrong place when this urge came over me prevented my acting on it. I asked Mary Leigh today whether she would have lunch with me at Bear's, she went along with it, even though the only thing she likes there (roast beef poor boys not being on her list) is cheese fries. Topped with bacon. Everything's better with cheese, isn't it? And bacon, too?

Cheese fries at Bear's in Mandeville.

I just read an article by Calvin Trillin in the New Yorker about the growing Canadian passion for a dish called poutine. It sounded familiar. Poutine is French fries topped with brown gravy and cheese curds. The latter, Trillin said, tastes like cheddar before the flavor goes in. I've seen the stuff. It reminds me of Creole cream cheese. So we Creoles and Cajuns have been eating poutine down here for a long time without knowing it.

The small roast beef poor boy at Bear's fills me uncomfortably. The fries make that worse. Really, a perfectly good lunch here would be half of a small poor boy, without the fries. Even if that's what I had, I don't think I would have been hungry for dinner later. Which, after a whole one I surely wasn't.

Bear's makes a spectacular sandwich. But they need to upgrade their hygiene. I'm sure they're passing their health inspections and all, but the place feels dirty to me--in about the same way that Charlie's Steak House and Uglesich's did on the old days. But, as I did at Charlie's, I'll keep eating here anyway.

** Bear’s Grill & Spirits. Mandeville: 1809 N Causeway Blvd. 985-674-9090. Poor boys.



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Fresco

Italian. Pizza. Pasta. Mediterranean.
Uptown: 7625 Maple. 504-865-7046. Map.
Lunch and dinner continuously seven days.
Very Casual.
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Website

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
It lives up to its name. Outdoor tables fill the front of the restaurant, and even inside the building the feeling is of being on a patio. That's enough to make it popular among the college crowd, which keeps the place busy, especially in the late evenings. The food is less impressive. Pizza is the specialty, and it's reasonably good, although the crust is too soft for my tastes. The menu goes on to include a great deal of Middle Eastern food, salads, sandwiches, and pasta dishes. The menu is flashy with food and drink specials.

WHY IT'S GOOD
My main problem with this place is that much better versions of everything it serves can be found within a block or two. Ciro's makes incomparably better pizza. Better Italian dishes are across the street at Antonio's. Jamila's and Babylon both make much better Middle Eastern eats. It's more about the crowd and the scene. And the late-night hours, which is a premium to the college crowd.

BACKSTORY
Fresco opened in 2002, taking over a space that previously had hosted the Maple Gardens Chinese restaurant. It reopened just two months after the hurricane, and became immensely popular for that.

DINING ROOM
The preferred tables are those on the patio, but even inside it feels like you're outside, somehow. The setting is very casual and the service is performed with no frills.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Roasted eggplant dip.
Hummus.
Mediterranean shrimp (with garlic butter and feta).
Spinach pie.
Buffalo chicken wings.
Caesar salad.
Roasted lamb salad.
Greek salad.
Pizzas to order.
Spicy chicken pizza.
Shrimp or chicken pesto pizza.
Stromboli (turnover pizza).
Baked fusilli pasta with ground beef, marinara, and melted mozzarella.
Spaghetti and meat sauce.
Fettuccine Alfredo.
Spinach and portobello mushroom pasta.
Portobello ravioli.
Cheese tortellini with ham and broccoli.
Shrimp Italiano pasta.
Wrap sandwiches.
Roast lamb wrap.
Philly cheesesteak wrap.
Shrimp pesto wrap.
Italian feast sandwich.

FOR BEST RESULTS
The best food here is the pizza, but suppress the desire to load it up with ingredients. The Middle Eastern appetizers make a good starting point.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
Nothing I've eaten here couldn't have been made with more care and better ingredients. It's not terrible, but its not good enough to grab me.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Top Ten

Twenty Best Quiet Restaurants

The question often comes up: "Why is it so hard to find a quiet restaurant these days?" The answer is that restaurants are intentionally being built to be noisy. "Why on earth would anyone do that?" is the inevitable retort. Because it keeps people from occupying the table too long, is the cynical answer. (It's also true, particularly in chain restaurants.) But there's another. It's that every survey of diners reveals a preference for lively acoustics, and a discomfort with being in a restaurant so quiet that if one speaks in a normal voice one can be heard several tables away.

Here is a list of restaurants which are usually quiet. This is something that varies, obviously, with the fullness of the dining room and the character of the crowd. Antoine's back room is usually no louder than a church right after Mass ends. But on the Friday before Christmas, it's very loud.

The ranking is neither for quality of food no quietude, but a complicated, intuitive amalgam of the two that I doubt I could explain. You just have to trust my feelings on this. And disagree if you like, on our messageboard. This subject is discussed here.

If you click on the Click for full review icon in the entries below, you'll be taken to a full review of the restaurant.

Click for full review1. Restaurant August. CBD: 301 Tchoupitoulas. 504-299-9777.

Click for full review2. Stella!. French Quarter: 1032 Chartres. 504-587-0091.

Click for full review3. MiLa. CBD: 817 Common. 504-412-2580 .

Click for full review4. Le Foret. CBD: 129 Camp . 504-553-6738.

Click for full review5. Coquette. Garden District: 2800 Magazine . 504-265-0421.

Click for full review6. Antoine’s. French Quarter: 713 St. Louis. 504-581-4422.

Click for full review7. Le Meritage. French Quarter: 1001 Toulouse. 504-522-8800.

Click for full review8. Windsor Court Grill Room. CBD: 300 Gravier. 504-522-1994.

Click for full review9. Iris. French Quarter: 321 North Peters . 504-299-3944.

Click for full review10. Delmonico. Lee Circle Area: 1300 St. Charles Ave.. 504-525-4937.

Click for full review11. Brennan’s. French Quarter: 417 Royal. 504-525-9711.

Click for full review12. Broussard's. French Quarter: 819 Conti. 504-581-3866.

Click for full review13. Muriel's. French Quarter: 801 Chartres. 504-568-1885.

Click for full review14. Cafe Adelaide. CBD: 300 Poydras Street. 504-595-3305.

Click for full review15. Peppermill. Metairie: 3524 Severn Ave.. 504-455-2266.

Click for full review16. La Cote Brasserie. Warehouse District: 700 Tchoupitoulas. 504-613-2350.

Click for full review17. Feelings. Marigny: 2600 Chartres . 504-945-2222.

Click for full review18. Red Maple. Gretna: 1036 Lafayette. 504-367-0935.

Click for full review19. Andrea's. Metairie: 3100 19th Street. 504-834-8583.

Click for full review20. Ristorante Da Piero. Kenner: 401 Williams Blvd.. 504-469-8585.



Recipe

Hush Puppies

Hush puppies are essential to a catfish fry, and they're good with any other seafood platter, too. You make them especially good by keeping the texture light and including flavors other than that of the cornmeal. Fry them in the same oil that you used to fry the fish or chicken. Although the original idea for hush puppies is to just roll the stuff you used to coat the fish into a ball, better results come from making a batter specifically for hush puppies. I like white self-rising cornmeal.

1. In a heavy saucepan, heat the vegetable oil while mixing the other ingredients. You want to get the oil up to 350 degrees.

2. Mix the cornmeal, flour, sugar, salt and Creole seasoning in a small bowl. Stir with a whisk to blend completely. Add the corn, green onions, jalapeno, and parsley and stir to blend well.

3. In a second, larger bowl, beat the egg and blend in the milk and 1/4 cup of water. Add the dry ingredients from the first step to the wet ingredients, and mix with a whisk until no dry flour is visible. (Add a little more milk to the mixture if necessary. The mixture should be sticky but not runny or grainy.)

4. With a tablespoon, make balls of the batter. Let them rest five to ten minutes. Then fry four to six at a time until they're medium brown; they should float on the oil when they're ready. Remove and drain, and allow the oil temperature to recover before adding more hush puppies.

Serve as an appetizer with a mixture of equal parts of mayonnaise, horseradish, and sour cream, or with tartar sauce. Or alongside fried seafood or chicken.

Makes about eighteen hush puppies.