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Food Calendar
Today is Bean Salad Day. Here in New Orleans, the tradition of eating a steaming plate of red beans and rice wanes a little--even on Mondays--when the heat of summer settles in. (As it has.) Its summer replacement is served cool or cold, marinated in the usual salad dressings. And they're good that way, even with rice. The beans have to be undercooked a little and allowed to stand with the olive oil, vinegar, lemon juice and herbs for at least a few hours. Beans are healthful in many ways, and adding them to a salad obviates the need for the grilled chicken or fried shrimp on top for protein. A red beans and rice salad garnished with herbs and baby lettuces, and perhaps even thin slices of a dense, smoky, spicy sausage hits the spot.

The Old Kitchen Sage Sez:
The best beans for making salads are fresh beans. But fresh beans are only around when they want to be, not when you want them to be.

Edible Dictionary
mung bean, n.--A small bean about the size of a green pea, widely grown and eaten throughout Southeast Asia, from India to China. It's usually green, which gives rise to its name "green bean" in many Asian languages. There's also a red mung bean--really a pale brown. Mung beans are eaten whole in Asia, bust less often in America. Here, they're better known for their sprouts, widely used in salads. The starch from the beans is processed into cellophane or glass noodles (also called "bean thread" noodles, in which guise they turn up in much Thai and Indonesian cooking. They seem to be native to what is now Bangladesh, and have been grown since prehistoric times.

Appetizing Places
Bean City is on the southernmost tip of Lake Okeechobee, in the middle of the Florida Peninsula. It's the headquarters for a vast acreage of sugar cane, which waves in the breeze to the flat horizon in all directions. A few small orange groves are the only break in monoculture. Who knows? Maybe they grow some beans, too. The nearest restaurant is Perry's, three miles east on US 27 in Belle Glade.

Music To Eat Beans By
The Paul Biese Trio recorded the jazz number Chili Bean today in 1920, in New York City.

Eating Around The World
Today is the national holiday of Italy. On this date in 1946, the results of a national referendum decided that the wreck of the Fascist state should be rebuilt as a republic, not a monarchy. (The king voted the other way.) Governmental chaos has continued ever since, but Italy functions reasonably well, in its own way, with a lot of the business world flying below the government's radar. It's the world's best eating country, if you ask us. It's all about taste. Very little about mind games.

The Physiology Of Eating
Max Rubner, a physiologist, was born today in 1854. His discovery was that the energy potential of food was the same whether an organism ate it or whether it was just set on fire. Same number of calories released. He did not determine how heartburn works into the equation.

Tirophilia Today
On this date in 1928, the Kraft Cheese Company (that was its name then) rolled Velveeta out to a waiting world. What is Velveeta, anyway? The Kraft web site is silent on the matter. The package says it's "pasteurized prepared cheese product." Which is. . . what? Apparently the invention was not so much the cheese as the package: a foil-wrapped oblong of soft, rubbery, day-glo yellow cheese inside (originally) a wooden box (now it's cardboard). Before that there were cheese spreads, but sold in cans. Canned cheese. Now there's something that reminds us that those were not the good old days.

Food And The Law
Today in 2003, the Department of Agriculture said that, for dietary purposes, batter-coated frozen French fries were to be considered fresh vegetables. Once again, dietary considerations diverge widely from those involving taste. Fries made from freshly-cut potatoes are clearly more enjoyable to eat--although so many people have only eaten frozen that they sometimes reject fresh ones the first time they taste them.

Annals Of Teetotaling
Maine became the first state in America to ban alcoholic beverages, on this day in 1851.

Music To Rot Your Teeth By
And your brain, too. Today in 1972, Sammy Davis Jr. had a number one hit with [Wait! Before I tell you, don't let the song start playing your head, lest it stay for days!] The Candy Man.

Food Namesakes
Lydia Lunch, a writer and experimental performer in many media, was born today in 1959. . . Tim Rice-Oxley, keyboard player for British rock group Keane, was born today in 1976.

The Saints
This is the feast day of St. Erasmus, also known as St. Elmo. He lived in the third century. St. Elmo's fire--the discharge of static from your body--is named for him. He is a source of intercession if you're troubled with abdominal or stomach pains, or colic.

Words To Eat By
"I'm a McDonald's girl; several times a week. Usually the two-cheeseburger combo meal."--Nikki Cox, actress, born today in 1978.

Words To Drink By
"An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor."--Dr. Alvan L. Barach.



Outside World

Making Yourself Sick Of Eating.
A new, psychological approach to dieting: give yourself a nausea about eating,. say, ice cream. Then you won't eat it anymore. Long study, new book. I'd rather slit my wrists, but some might find this promising. Click here for the article.

Know Why They Call It Taco Bell?
Now here's something I didn't know. Glenn Bell Jr. was the founder of Taco Bell. He opened the first one in 1962, and sixteen years later sold what had become a large chain to Pepsico. He passed away early this year. This story outlines where he got the idea and how he managed it. Click here for the article.

Twenty-Five Best Hamburger Recipes.
These cover a wide range of standard and unusual ways to make a hamburger. The list and the recipes come from recipezaar, which I find one of the best of the mega-recipe web sites. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

There Was A Time When Restaurant Critics Were Cool.
Now they all look like this guy. And people say this sort of thing about them. Click here for the cartoon.

Make Friends With Wine Lovers.
It's so very simple--perhaps too simple. Do you even want such friends? Click here for the cartoon.

Walt Wallet Is Still Eating Hearty.
This isn't especially funny, but I thought I would remind all lovers of old comic strips that the protagonist of Gasoline Alley--in the comics since 1918, with characters that grow older in real time--is still alive and eating well. He's over 100! And has the right attitude about food. Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
A rough day, followed by a relaxing a very quiet dinner at Antonio's. Why don't more people go there? The food is wonderful!

Restaurant Report
**
Joe Sepie's.
A cute little (very little) Italian cafe on Jefferson Highway. With good poor boys and hot tamales, too.

Tom's List
Ten best restaurants for escargots.

Recipe
Red Bean And Corn Salad. A delicious and filling salad, especially good if you can get your hands on some fresh beans.

Appetizers
And Leftovers

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Ristorante Filippo
Metairie
Wed., June 2
Five courses, four wines --$65

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Mandina's
Mandeville
Wed., June 9
Five courses, four wines --$60

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Chad's Bistro
Metairie
Wed., June 16
Five courses, three wines --$55

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Among the best locally.

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Excellent and ambitious.

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Worth crossing town for.

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Recommended.

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Acceptable.

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Unacceptable.

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1086 Restaurants Open Around Town

Extraordinary Italian Wine Dinner
At A Mano Tonight

An Italian food magazine called Gambero Rosso (red shrimp?) ranks wines in its pages, with the highest accolade being tre biccheri--three glasses. (They use glasses instead of stars.) Wednesday night A Mano is holding a wine dinner in which all the wines served get tre biccheri. Swirl Wine Market--the good wine store off Esplanade Avenue--has brought together these wines. A Mano's chef Joshua Smith assembled a menu to go with them. It's six courses, presented by Antonio Molesini. Antonio is not only an expert on Italian wines, but very entertaining. (He's spoken at a number of our Eat Club dinners.)

The dinner begins at 6:30 p.m..The price is $100, inclusive of tax, tip, and wines. Here's the menu:

Fish Crudo
With citrus and fennel
Wine: Castello della Sala Cervaro della Sala, Umbria

Cured Duck Breast
with seasonal berry conserve
Wine: Michele Chiarlo La Court Barbera d'Asti

Sformato di Porcini
Savory mushroom mousse/custard
Wine: Castello di Fonterutoli Chianti Classico, Toscano

Fresh Pasta With Lamb Ragu
Wine: Feudo Maccari Saia Nero d'Avola, Sicilia

Red Wine Braised Wild Boar
With polenta
Antinori Guado al Tasso, Tuscany

Bittersweet Chocolate Budino
With hazelnuts, olive oil, sea salt
Sella & Mosca Villa Marina Cabernet, Sardegna

A Mano. Warehouse District: 870 Tchoupitoulas. 504-208-9280.

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Eat Club Tonight At Ristorante Filippo
Chef/owner Philip Gagliano comes from a long line of New Orleans Italian restaurateurs, and he has more style than most. His flavors are big and fresh, familiar without being old hat. He pays enough attention to his customers that he put all my favorite dishes on our menu. I usually try to talk chefs out of doing that (who's to say that my taste is anyone else's?), but in this case I really think these dishes will knock you out.

We rarely have places available at our dinners at this late date, but we have a few for this one. Time to take off from looking at the oil spill and enjoy something more savory.

Aperitivo vino: Korbel Rose Champagne.

Prosciutto and Melon
The classic Italian appetizer.
Wine: Bonterra Chardonnay

Oysters Al Oreganate
Baked-to-sizzling oysters with herbs, garlic, olive oil and romano cheese

Caesar Salad With Caponata
Hearts of romaine tossed with Reggiano Parmigiano cheese, garlic, olive oil and homemade croutons, with classic eggplant antipasto
Wine: Little Black Dress Sauvignon Blanc

Spedini Pollo
Chicken breast rolled with italian bread crumbs, pomodoro tomatoes, prosciutto ham and pine nuts, served with pasta with garlic and olive oil.
Wine: Jekel Pinot Noir

Tira Mi Su
Italian lady fingers doused in espresso coffee and coffee liqueur, layered with mascarpone cheese and whipping cream

Coffee

*** Ristorante Filippo. Metairie: 1917 Ridgelake, 504-835-4008. Click here to reserve.



food people

Creator Of Zapp's Potato Chips
Ron Zappe, 67

Ron Zappe died Tuesday, June 1, after a fight with cancer. He was sixty-seven

Zappe (pronounced "zap-ee") had an idea in the 1980s that he was hell-bent on executing. Even though all his friends and every banker and investor he spoke with thought it was a crazy plan.

"Potato chips?" they asked. "What makes you think that you can go up against Frito-Lay and the other big boys? They'll run circles around you in marketing. You'll never get shelf space. A potato chip is a potato chip." Stuff like that.

Of course, Zappe proved right. His small-batch, kettle-fried chips, with their distinctive local names and flavors, were an immediate hit with the hungry public. Why not Cajun Craw-Taters? Why not Tabasco-flavored potato chips? Everybody loved them.

And to make sure, Ron Zappe was always showing up wherever a lot of people might be so they could try his chips. An engaging, generous, and funny guy, he made people smile when they thought of him. When he heard me talking on the radio about going with my son on a Boy Scout campout, he sent a few cases of chips to the school to make it more fun. He was always doing things like that.

Zappe opened his plant in Gramercy, a place where the 1980s oil bust had put a lot of people out of work. Zapp's Potato Chips became an engine of the economy in the area, ultimately employing 200 people.

Meanwhile Zappe's potato chips went beyond Southeast Louisiana. They were essential in any care package of local products sent to people out of town. And then they started showing up in supermarkets far away.

Zapp's Potato Chips will crunch ahead as his legacy. I will miss seeing his burly, smiling face.



Dining Diary

Tuesday, May 25. Awfully Glad To Be Unhappy. If I were a tunnel guard or a cement mixer or a bathroom attendant, today would have seemed like an exciting day. But everything's relative, and relative to my normal days this was my idea of an exasperating one. Most of it had to do with yet another unannounced crippling of hundreds of websites--including mine--by Network Solutions. At the radio station, I found that I had to do eighteen live commercials during my three hours. That may not seem like much to complain about. But every commercial I ad lib means one fewer recorded one. Most talk show hosts use commercial breaks to catch their breath and organize their thoughts, a luxury I don't have.

No, not a horrible hardship. But. . . it was the kind of day which, two years ago, would have had me running out of the radio studio at the end of the show for an emergency martini. The thought crossed my mind, but I'm happy to say that I am largely out of the cocktail habit. It started with Katrina, and continued for four years. I now have one or two a week, if that. I don't know how close I got to a drinking problem, and I don't want to know.

I had a couple more commercials to record after the show. By the time I was finished those, it was too late to do anything serious for dinner. I wandered uptown and wound up on Maple Street again, in the dining room of Antonio's. Empty. Antonio said to come in anyway. A few minutes later, a couple of young women entered and brightened the room a bit.

Chopped salad at Antonio's.

The menu is full of steaks, lamb chops, pork chops, and big seafood dishes that sounded good but were well beyond appreciation by my appetite tonight. I settled on a dinner of a salad and a light pasta dish. The former was extraordinarily good, a collection of greens and vegetables--avocado and artichoke hearts among them--all chopped up into dice. I love salads like this, and this one was everything I hoped for.

Pasta rustica.

Antonio helped me choose between pasta entrees of two different colors, recommending the pasta rusticana, with its richer, creamier sauce. It contained grilled chicken cut into strips, large stems of broccoli, and a lot (maybe a little too much) shredded parmesan, all over penne pasta. Never found anything to make me stop eating this until I hit bottom.

Tiramisu.

I couldn't quite handle a whole piece of tiramisu, but I got through enough of it to know that it's in the top rank. This had been a very good meal for a light one.

Why Antonio's doesn't attract more business I don't know. There's a chance that it's the building, although there's nothing obviously wrong with it. The dining room is spacious, nicely decorated, and pleasantly lit. It's in a converted house with some steps and a small porch, which may communicate a lack of seriousness in the kitchen--but that is certainly not the case. But it's something, because quite a few good restaurants have failed to make it here. I hope this one does.

*** Antonio's. Riverbend: 7708 Maple St. 504-218-5457.



Restaurant Report

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Joe Sepie's

Italian. Sandwiches.
Jefferson: 4402 Jefferson Hwy . 504-324-5613 . Map.
Lunch Tuesday-Saturday. Dinner Wednesday-Saturday.
Casual.
MC V

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Jefferson Highway is the longest thoroughfare in East Jefferson Parish, lined with industry, businesses, and neighborhoods (some of then affluent). But it has very few restaurants. In Old Jefferson, the closing of Alonso's left the area without a good neighborhood cafe. Joe Sepie's, despite its minuscule size, is the best of a few who have filled this gap.

WHY IT'S GOOD
For such a tiny place, Joe Sepie's has a menu that covers more ground than do most neighborhood places. The joke in the name (say "Giuseppe") clues us into the Italian aspect of the kitchen. From it comes the standards of pasta and red (or white) sauce. Poor boy sandwiches are a big deal here, too. These achieve distinction by offering new variations on the standard ingredients (the roast beef poor boy, for example, can be had with a special sauce with mushrooms and an almost barbecue-like tang). They fry seafood platters to order and grill burgers of such juiciness that the name "splatburger" is entirely appropriate. They even make their own hot tamales--among the best around.

BACKSTORY
This little spot, for many years shared with a hardware store, opened in 2004 and quickly created a buzz among people who live and work in the area (notably among the staff at the enormous Ochsner Hospital, a mile away). It had been a poor boy shop called Grand Central Station for a few decades before, so it was easy for the neighbors to define.

DINING ROOM
The dining area is limited to a handful of tables just in front of the order counter, but with big enough windows to make it comfortable enough.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Gumbo
Tamales
Greek salad with chicken or shrimp
Fried onion rings

Poor boy sandwiches:

Roast beef
Ultimate roast beef (with mushrooms, cheese, etc.)
Grilled ham
Pastrami
Meatball or sausage with red sauce
Fried oyster or shrimp
Muffuletta
Splatburgers (very juicy)

Red beans and rice with choice of sausages
Fried seafood platters
Crab cakes with white remoulade
Angel hair pasta with New Orleans sweet red sauce and meatballs or Italian sausage
Fettuccine Alfredo with crawfish, veal, or chicken
Angel hair pasta with meatballs, Italian sausage, breaded veal, or chicken

FOR BEST RESULTS
Show up on the late side of lunch, or for dinner. The Ochsner Hospital crowd loves the place.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
More space is the most obvious need.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Top Ten

Ten Best Restaurants For Escargots

Eating snails, after languishing as passe for a decade or two, has become popular again. Here are the best snails in town right now. Although a few innovative versions are on the list, most of them are bubbling (we hope) in garlic butter. There's nothing like garlic butter.

Click for full review1. Antoine’s. French Quarter: 713 St. Louis. 504-581-4422. Not New Orleans Bordelaise, but a thick brown sauce made from red wine and garlic. Great for bread-dipping.

Click for full review2. La Crepe Nanou. Uptown: 1410 Robert . 504-899-2670. Garlic butter and lot so bread with a few snails, all bubbly. Perfect.

Click for full review3. Nuvolari’s. Mandeville: 246 Girod St.. 985-626-5619. Escargots and crawfish with demi-glace? Yes. Call them "snails and tails," or "slugs and bugs." More than a little garlic and pepper in there.

Click for full review4. Chateau Du Lac. Old Metairie: 2037 Metairie Rd.. 504-831-3773. They usually make them four different ways, classic to unusual. (I like the one with the wine sauce especially.)

Click for full review5. Brennan’s. French Quarter: 417 Royal. 504-525-9711. This is the garlic-and-herb butter again, green from the herbs. What makes this striking is that it's the only serving of snails in New Orleans that uses actual snail shells.

Click for full review6. Keith Young’s Steak House. Madisonville: 165 LA. 21. 985-845-9940. The standard garlic-herb butter, best on the North Shore. It's a light appetizer (if you don't eat too much bread), leaving room for the steak.

Click for full review7. Pelican Club. French Quarter: 615 Bienville. 504-523-1504. They've always served their snails with a sort of Asian-inspired sauce, although there's no lack of garlic either. They're topped with what the restaurant calls puff pastry "hats." Cute, and good.

Click for full review8. Steak Knife. Lakeview: 888 Harrison Ave. 504-488-8981. Classic, always served bubbling, great French bread to go with it.

Click for full review9. La Provence. Lacombe: 25020 US 190. 985-626-7662. A nice minor change in the standard: it's served "au pistou," which brings basil to bear with the garlic butter.

10. Ciro’s Cote Sud. Riverbend: 7918 Maple. 504-866-9551. The very French bistro and pizza maker brings the classic bourguignonne version out smelling great, with more than the average amount of butter.

Have I missed a good one? If you know of a great version of snails that belongs on this list, post it on our messageboard. (You'll also find other people's suggestions there.)



Recipe

Red Bean and Corn Salad

My wife Mary Ann found a recipe for black beans and corn in a great book called "Summertime Treats" by Sara Perry. I fooled around with it a little and came up with this variation. This becomes a fantastic recipe if you ever get your hands on some fresh red beans, which show up in stores now and then.

Dressing:

1. If you're using dried beans, sort through them first to remove dirt and bad ones, then rinse. Boil in water only until they're tender, but not even beginning to fall apart. Drain and cool.

2. Make the dressing by whisking all the dressing ingredients together and refrigerating. If you can make it an hour or more ahead of time, the flavors will blend well.

2. Toss all the vegetables except the tomato and the cilantro in a bowl. Pour the dressing over the top, add the tomato and cilantro, and toss again. This gets distinctly better if it sits about a half-hour before serving.

Serves eight.