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Today is National Egg Day. Eggs are a staple of cooking in almost every cuisine. They're used in a dizzying number of dishes and an astonishing number of ways. Eggs can be the only ingredient in a dish (poached eggs) or merely as a glue (to hold the edges of stuffed dumplings closed). They turn up in both savory and sweet dishes. Despite their prominence at the breakfast table, you can eat eggs at any meal. In France, it's not uncommon for eggs to be served as a light entree for lunch or supper.

Although they've been targeted as a major source of cholesterol in the American diet, more recent work on eggs show that a couple of eggs a couple of times a week is at worst harmless and at best a good thing for you to include in your diet. My mother believed that eggs were essential for growing children. I didn't like eggs when I was a kid, but I loved grits--probably because of the enriched flavor and pretty yellow color that came from the eggs my mother sneaked into them.

Other days of the year honor omelettes and other fancy egg dishes. On this generic Egg Day, I refer you to a large collection of egg recipes from the American Egg Board. The same site has a lot of egg advice, such as what it means to beat egg whites until stiff peaks form, and what a blood spot in an egg means (nothing much).

Appetizing Places
Egg Mountain is in the Anzo-Borrega Desert State Park in southernmost California, about twenty miles from the Mexican border. It's a 102-mile drive from San Diego. Egg Mountain is well named. From Bow Willow Creek, a dry wash just west, it does look like an egg half-buried in the sun-bleached desert. At 902 feet, the egg rises about 300 feet above the wash. If you have water and a trail map, hike thirteen miles through a canyon along the south end of the Sierra Blanca Mountains to Laguna, for lunch at the Blue Jay Lodge.

Edible Dictionary
Scotch egg, n.--A boiled egg covered with a thick coating of sausage, and then fried. To make them, the egg is boiled medium hard, the shell is removed, and a finely-chopped mixture of sausage, bread crumbs, and enough egg to hold the mixture together is patted around the egg. The entire assembly is then fried. In England and in British pubs the world over, these are served as bar snacks, usually cold. Some people make them at home, where they're typically served warm. The dish was invented in the 1850s by Fortnum and Mason, the famous London department store. (Then and now, it had a large food department.)

The Old Kitchen Sage Sez:
The guys who make breakfast in restaurants where hundreds of people eat each hour are the most skillful chefs in the world.

Deft Dining Rule #179:
The Italian frittata and the Spanish tortilla are incomparably better omelettes than the American kind. Unless the latter was made by a French chef.

Music To Drink Cherry Cola By
Today in 1970 Ray Davies--the lead singer of the Kinks--flew from New York to London to make a last-minute change in a song he'd just recorded. The original lyrics of Lola say her lips taste just like Coca-Cola. That couldn't get on the BBC in England, because it was a product name. So he changed it to "cherry cola." C-O-L-A, cola. Luh-luh-luh-luh-Lola.

Eating Around America
Today in 1850, Kansas City, Missouri was founded. You say "K.C." in proximity to food, and most people think of steaks. In fact, Kansas City's steakhouses are just okay, despite the millions of cattle that came to its stockyards. Kansas Citians consider barbecue to be their real specialty, and that it is. The town is full of great barbecue joints, embracing a style that takes a little bit from many different places. Beef and pork are both essential parts of it. Gates, Arthur Bryant's, and the rather slick KC Masterpiece are the best we've tried.

Annals Of Animal Feed
This is the day that a law went into effect in the U.S. banning animal parts from animal feed. The target was the practice of feeding beef scraps to cows, which aside from being gross and cannibalistic is suspected as a vector for the spread of mad-cow disease. I'd be mad too.

The Saints
Today is the feast day of St. Morand, a patron saint of vintners and winemakers. He was a Benedictine monk in the 1100s, and the legend that he is remember for is that he went through one Lent eating nothing but a single bunch of grapes. Must have been a big bunch.

Celebrity Chefs Of Celebrity Chefs Of Yesterday
This is the birthday of Chef Adolphe Duglere, in 1805. He was the chef of the Cafe Anglais in Paris. His name lives on in a classic French dish, usually made with sole. The sauce is creamy, with onions and tomatoes. Here's a recipe for sole Duglere.

People We'd Like To Have Dinner With
We'd like to take Anderson Cooper, born today in 1967, to lunch at Mother's today. During his on-the-scene coverage of the chaos that took hold in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina for CNN, he stood in front of Mother's, broadcasting on a satellite phone, and said, "Behind me to my right, you see uniformed officers firing at a group of men to my left. The men are firing back. It's like the Wild West--complete with a burning building in the background!" His reports for the next few days were the best (and most distressing) we saw.

Food Namesakes
Hamilton Fish Jr., a Congressman from New York for many years, and who bears a name distinguished in American politics since the early 1800s, was born today in 1926. . . Josephine Baker, the famous Parisian dancer of the Folies Bergere, frequently photographed with her clothes off, was born on this date in 1906.

Words To Eat By
"An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different."--Oscar Wilde.

Words To Drink By
"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind."--H.L. Mencken.



Outside World

Black Garlic Is Coming.
You may have made it inadvertently in your own kitchen: it's fermented garlic. Garlic gone bad. It's been used in Asian cooking for a long time. In San Francisco, it's spreading to other kinds of restaurants. Contest: let's see which will be the first restaurant here to pick up the trend, instead of creating something local or perfecting what it's already doing. Click here for the article.

Making Yourself Sick Of Eating.
A new, psychological approach to dieting: give yourself a nausea about eating,. say, ice cream. Then you won't eat it anymore. Long study, new book. I'd rather slit my wrists, but some might find this promising. Click here for the article.

Know Why They Call It Taco Bell?
Now here's something I didn't know. Glenn Bell Jr. was the founder of Taco Bell. He opened the first one in 1962, and sixteen years later sold what had become a large chain to Pepsico. He passed away early this year. This story outlines where he got the idea and how he managed it. Click here for the article.

Twenty-Five Best Hamburger Recipes.
These cover a wide range of standard and unusual ways to make a hamburger. The list and the recipes come from recipezaar, which I find one of the best of the mega-recipe web sites. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

Sometimes, I Doubt The Usefulness Of My Work.
Then I see something like this, and I get a bad case of writer's block. A little too familiar. Click here for the cartoon.

There Was A Time When Restaurant Critics Were Cool.
Now they all look like this guy. And people say this sort of thing about them. Click here for the cartoon.

Make Friends With Wine Lovers.
It's so very simple--perhaps too simple. Do you even want such friends? Click here for the cartoon.

Walt Wallet Is Still Eating Hearty.
This isn't especially funny, but I thought I would remind all lovers of old comic strips that the protagonist of Gasoline Alley--in the comics since 1918, with characters that grow older in real time--is still alive and eating well. He's over 100! And has the right attitude about food. Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
The NOWFE dinner at Drago's introduces a few new dishes and the all-new Top Kill cocktail. ¶A big day, with Mary Leigh getting an impressive school award, a great lunch at Mr. B's, radio from the Carousel Bar, and the Royal Street Stroll.

Restaurant Report
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Catch.
A new seafood restaurant Uptown that is satisfying for its more adventuresome fare, but leaves something to be desired in the fried-platter department.

Tom's List
Ten best restaurants for escargots.

Recipe
Shirred Eggs With Crabmeat Remick. A brunchified version of a great old crabmeat appetizer. It's a standard item at our house when we have people over for brunch.

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Metairie
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1086 Restaurants Open Around Town

Italian Cookbook Author Lidia Bastianich
At Garden District Books This Evening.

The Cookbook Club at the Garden District Bookshop keep bringing in interesting authors. They have a great one today: Lidia Bastianich, well-known for her New York restaurant Felidia and her PBS television show. She has a new cookbook: Lidia Cooks from the Heart of Italy: A Feast of 175 Regional Recipes. The book covers areas of Italy that are less well known in this country: Umbria and Marches, for example. I traveled around Italy with he some years ago for about a week, and learned a lot just listening to her. The Cookbook Club is open to everyone, and you're invited to bring a dish to share with the other people who show up. Cookbook Club members may purchase a copy of this month's selection at a 20% discount. Lidia will be autographing cookbooks from 6 p.m. until around 7:30 p.m. If you can't make it and want to get an autographed copy, call the bookstore and they'll have it done for you.

Garden District Books. 2727 Prytania St. (at Washington Ave., in The Rink). 504-895-2266.



food people

Creator Of Zapp's Potato Chips
Ron Zappe, 67

Ron Zappe died Tuesday, June 1, after a fight with cancer. He was sixty-seven

Zappe (pronounced "zap-ee") had an idea in the 1980s that he was hell-bent on executing. Even though all his friends and every banker and investor he spoke with thought it was a crazy plan.

"Potato chips?" they asked. "What makes you think that you can go up against Frito-Lay and the other big boys? They'll run circles around you in marketing. You'll never get shelf space. A potato chip is a potato chip." Stuff like that.

Of course, Zappe proved right. His small-batch, kettle-fried chips, with their distinctive local names and flavors, were an immediate hit with the hungry public. Why not Cajun Craw-Taters? Why not Tabasco-flavored potato chips? Everybody loved them.

And to make sure, Ron Zappe was always showing up wherever a lot of people might be so they could try his chips. An engaging, generous, and funny guy, he made people smile when they thought of him. When he heard me talking on the radio about going with my son on a Boy Scout campout, he sent a few cases of chips to the school to make it more fun. He was always doing things like that.

Zappe opened his plant in Gramercy, a place where the 1980s oil bust had put a lot of people out of work. Zapp's Potato Chips became an engine of the economy in the area, ultimately employing 200 people.

Meanwhile Zappe's potato chips went beyond Southeast Louisiana. They were essential in any care package of local products sent to people out of town. And then they started showing up in supermarkets far away.

Zapp's Potato Chips will crunch ahead as his legacy. I will miss seeing his burly, smiling face.



Dining Diary

Wednesday, May 26. Eat Club, NOWFE At Drago's. A few months ago Tommy Cvitanovich at Drago's asked me to involve the Eat Club in his NOWFE dinner tonight. I could not and would not say no. I knew the food would be good, and the Cvitanovich family planned to give the entire proceeds to charity.

Tommy contracted with the radio station to broadcast live before the dinner. Early in the show, a man called in with a great idea. "Everybody's so worked up about this top-kill thing they're going to do to the leaking oil well today that I couldn't get the words out of my mind," he said. "I think Top Kill would be a good name for a new cocktail!"

Within five minutes we had three bartenders working on this project. Efforts to build a layered drink using black Sambuca failed because the stuff sank to the bottom. But failure of early strategies fits right into the story of BP's oil spill. The first success was what looked like a frozen blue daiquiri, topped with a blob of chocolate syrup and a few chunks of Oreos. "That's the oil," the bartender said, "and the cookies are the tar balls." It tasted a little minty and good.

The second entrant resembled the water just off the mouth of the Mississippi. It was made with Bailey's Irish Cream, and had chocolate syrup sliding down the sides of the glass. The third cocktail--and, everybody agreed, the best--came from Ivana. She shook two ounces of Stoli Vanil vodka and a half-ounce of blue Curacao with ice. Then squirted chocolate syrup around the inside rim of a martini glass. It oozed downward. She strained the pale-blue Stoli mixture into the center, so it wouldn't act as a dispersant to the chocolate "oil." It looked like blue sea water, all right. But the flavor--tinged with chocolate, even though the "oil" hadn't dissolved into the "water"--was truly delicious.

A new classic is born! I hope the top kill works on the well when they do it later today.

The dinner was huge--about 120 people. The main dining room wasn't big enough, and a few people had to sit elsewhere in the building. I made my rounds of as many tables as I could, but missed a few. I hope those people weren't miffed. (They sometimes are.) As always occurs when we have a big crowd, the servers lose track of me, and I miss courses.

I made up for that with an experimental dish: grilled mussels. "I'm a little concerned with the supply of oysters," Tommy said. "There's oil in Barataria Bay now, and that's where we get a lot of our oysters. I wouldn't be surprised if we had no Louisiana oysters in a few days. I don't want to sell Texas or Apalachicola oysters. I'll take oysters off the menu if it comes down to that."

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it could be that Tommy's new char-broiled mussels are even better than his famous oysters. I was not the only one at the table saying this. On the other hand, more than a few people said they didn't like mussels, no way, no how. Why? They couldn't say. The problem is the unfamiliarity of mussels. Lots of restaurants serve them now, but I can remember when years went by between appearances of mussels on local menus.

Anyway, after the oysters came and left there were plenty of mussels. I filled myself up on them. Also part of this course was a new dish: oysters Creole, which was exactly what it sounded like. Oysters poached in a classic Creole sauce (tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, celery). This was better than I expected.

Drago's NOWFE Dinner.

Now a salad of seared tuna. Then the lobster, boiled first, cut in half, and grilled with the same stuff that goes on the char-broiled oysters. I'm glad the servers didn't find me for this, because the wine--Markham Merlot, the winery's flagship and a big, bold red--would have been totally wrong. I just kept going with bread and butter.

Dessert--served with Markham Cabernet, and I wish I'd brought some cheese to go with that--was a variation of Black Forest cake. The innovation was making it with strawberries instead of cherries. Very good.

Mary Ann was in attendance, dining with our friend Kay Miller from Dallas and her daughter. Kaye took us in for a few days when we evacuated from Hurricane Gustav two years ago, and she has been on several of our cruises. Fun lady to hang with. But Mary Ann shooed me away. "We're talking politics," she said. No, I don't want to listen to that.

**** Drago’s. Metairie: 3232 N. Arnoult Rd.. 504-888-9254. Seafood.

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Thursday, May 27. End Of School. (Really.) A Trim. Carousel Bar. Royal Street Stroll. Holidays and computer disasters aside, I publish an edition of the New Orleans Menu Daily every weekday without fail. I did not write one today. That's how busy this day, and how important were the items on the agenda.

The first and biggest was the final assembly for the school year at Louise S. McGehee School. A call two days ago let us know that we ought to be present, because Mary Leigh would be receiving a major award. And she did: the top prize, duly named for a generous alumna, for excellence in art. (That was wonderful, but Mary Ann thought she should have received another one.)

This was the last, really, no kidding, the final whole-school event of the year. And the last time the graduating seniors, who sat on the stage being honored again, would wear their uniforms. After two and a half hours, all that remained was the commencement tomorrow night, as Mary Leigh's Graduation Festival keeps on playing.

My original plan was to go to the radio station, put out at least a cursory edition, then get a desperately-needed haircut. But the Marys were importuning me to go to lunch with them. Mary Ann thought Mr. B's would be the place. I expected that the restaurant would be full. By some miracle, we were able not only to get an immediate table, but the best table in the house, at the corner of Iberville and Royal.

Any lingering doubts I had about whether Mr. B's were back up to its pre-hurricane excitement were washed away by this lunch. I started with a cocktail special: a blueberry mojito, of all things, for three bucks. It was jammed with fresh blueberries and mint, and was better than it had any right to be.

Then gumbo ya-ya, which I have been calling the best gumbo in town for thirty years. It still is. Intense broth, dark roux, great andouille and chicken: perfection.

Buffalo chicken salad.

Cheeseburger at Mr. B's.Mary Ann had a buffalo chicken salad (top, above). Fried chicken chunks, tossed with pepper butter, straddling a pile of greens, with blue cheese crumbles all over. Too big to finish. Mary Leigh had a hamburger, of course: with bacon, cheese, and fresh-cut fries of middling goodness.

Grilled trout at Mr. B's.

My entree dates back to Mr. B's earliest days. They had the first wood-burning grill in modern New Orleans, and from it came the second local example (Café Sbisa had it a year before) of char-grilled fish. The one I had today was trout, liberally sprinkled with Creole seasoning, mellowed with beurre blanc. Delicious and fresh.

Bread pudding.

I think Mr. B's makes the city's best bread pudding--my favorite dessert. They do it by baking it at a very low temperature--about 275 degrees--for a couple of hours. It comes out wonderfully light. The only way I would improve it would be with more cinnamon--but that's my taste in the matter.

Chocolate molten cake.

The Marys do not usually get desserts, but the waiter said the magic words to Mary Leigh: chocolate molten cake, with ice cream and strawberries. Bing!

After that, they moved on to the rest of their plans (finishing ML's graduation dress is surely one of them). I adjourned to Harold Klein's tonsorial parlor in the basement of the Royal Orleans Hotel. I was early. Harold took a half-hour to make me look presentable for the Grand Graduation, while ragging on politicians past and present.

When he was finished, I had another chunk of time too short to do anything with but sit around waiting for the show to begin. I walked up Royal Street, through the maze of lines set up for the Royal Street Stroll event of the New Orleans Wine Experience. As usual, my part in that was broadcasting from somewhere along the wine-sipping route. This year I was stationed inside the Monteleone Hotel's Carousel Bar. (Not at the bar, of course; that would have tangled everyone in wires.)

Until the Stroll began at 5:30, I were visited by a number of winemakers, hailing from California to Australia. By the time I finish these interviews (always accompanied by samples of the winemaker's works), I'm about done with wine-tasting for the day. Even if I went to the Stroll, I wouldn't get any food or wine, because people stop me every five feet to chat. (And am I glad they do!) I would go straight home after signing off.

During the final hour of the show, our space was shared with a party celebrating the opening of Sex And The City II, which will premiere in New Orleans tonight at Canal Place. A bunch of women in loud getups--pink feather boas, tiaras with flashing lights, and illuminated martini glasses filled with Cosmopolitan cocktails--partied, ate, and drank. They were business customers of the hotel, who hosted the event. They seemed to be having a lot of fun pretending that they were on the prowl for men. We men know that this is only a pose.

**** Mr. B’s Bistro. French Quarter: 201 Royal. 504-523-2078. Contemporary Creole.



Restaurant Report

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Catch

Seafood.
Uptown: 3226 Magazine. 504-371-5809. Map.
Lunch and dinner continuously seven days.
Casual.
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Website

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Catch is the casual fried seafood restaurant the Uptown neighborhoods need--almost. They have the platters, the oysters, and the gumbo, along with a few other odds and ends. But it also has an imperative to improve the basics that should have been resisted a bit more. In its more ambitious dishes and specials, it is delicious. But the fried platters need to back off a bit and return to first principles--notably lightness of crust.

WHY IT'S GOOD
Catch has much more variety than the standard seafood restaurant offers. Some of the menu is unexpectedly good as a result--notably the spaghetti and meatballs and the fried chicken. The grilled oysters and the hush puppies are superb. The basic fried catfish, oysters, and shrimp are disappointing, though--and that's what's most needed Uptown, which has few straightforward seafood restaurants.

BACKSTORY
Tarek Tay, Gabriel Saliba, and Hicham Khodr--three Beirut natives who own the Byblos restaurants, including the one two doors down--opened Catch in late 2009. Hicham is also a partner with Emeril in NOLA, and from that restaurant he hired a few chefs for Catch. This explains the unusual hipness of the menu. The historic building (it dates back to the 1880s) has hosted a number of restaurants over the years, memorably Flagons, Mystic Cafe, and Semolina.

Catch

DINING ROOM
The antique facade fronts a fully contemporary space. Large windows give onto Magazine Street, and visually include the tables on the sidewalk in the tout ensemble. A large bar is on the Pleasant Street side of the expansive dining room. If one were to set out with the goal or building the noisiest imaginable acoustics into a dining room, one would find this one difficult to beat. When full, the place is earsplitting.

Grilled oysters

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Raw oysters on the half shell
Grilled oysters (photo above)
Seafood gumbo
Corn and crab bisque
Fried artichoke hearts
Crabmeat and four cheese pizza
Crabmeat and celery root salad
Crab cake
Fried calamari
Firecracker shrimp (in wontons with cucumber kimchee)
Tuna tartare
Crab and artichoke gratin
Oyster or shrimp poor boys
Fried shrimp, oyster, and/or catfish platter
Fish and chips
Barbecue salmon
Southwestern spiced mahi-mahi
Panko-crusted redfish
Grilled tuna with pasta and brown butter
Baked drumfish with crabmeat and lemon butter
Barbecue shrimp
Spaghetti and meatballs
Shellfish stew
Fried chicken breasts
Pepper-grilled ribeye steak

FOR BEST RESULTS
Ask for a little dish of the Creole tomato glaze, a sweet-heat red sauce they squirt on the hush puppies, but which is fantastic on other things--notably the grilled tuna. Avoid peak times unless you don't want to speak with your dining partners. Although there is no oyster bar, they do shuck good, fresh oysters to order.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
They really must do something to tone down the noise.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Top Ten

Ten Best Restaurants For Escargots

Eating snails, after languishing as passe for a decade or two, has become popular again. Here are the best snails in town right now. Although a few innovative versions are on the list, most of them are bubbling (we hope) in garlic butter. There's nothing like garlic butter.

Click for full review1. Antoine’s. French Quarter: 713 St. Louis. 504-581-4422. Not New Orleans Bordelaise, but a thick brown sauce made from red wine and garlic. Great for bread-dipping.

Click for full review2. La Crepe Nanou. Uptown: 1410 Robert . 504-899-2670. Garlic butter and lot so bread with a few snails, all bubbly. Perfect.

Click for full review3. Nuvolari’s. Mandeville: 246 Girod St.. 985-626-5619. Escargots and crawfish with demi-glace? Yes. Call them "snails and tails," or "slugs and bugs." More than a little garlic and pepper in there.

Click for full review4. Chateau Du Lac. Old Metairie: 2037 Metairie Rd.. 504-831-3773. They usually make them four different ways, classic to unusual. (I like the one with the wine sauce especially.)

Click for full review5. Brennan’s. French Quarter: 417 Royal. 504-525-9711. This is the garlic-and-herb butter again, green from the herbs. What makes this striking is that it's the only serving of snails in New Orleans that uses actual snail shells.

Click for full review6. Keith Young’s Steak House. Madisonville: 165 LA. 21. 985-845-9940. The standard garlic-herb butter, best on the North Shore. It's a light appetizer (if you don't eat too much bread), leaving room for the steak.

Click for full review7. Pelican Club. French Quarter: 615 Bienville. 504-523-1504. They've always served their snails with a sort of Asian-inspired sauce, although there's no lack of garlic either. They're topped with what the restaurant calls puff pastry "hats." Cute, and good.

Click for full review8. Steak Knife. Lakeview: 888 Harrison Ave. 504-488-8981. Classic, always served bubbling, great French bread to go with it.

Click for full review9. La Provence. Lacombe: 25020 US 190. 985-626-7662. A nice minor change in the standard: it's served "au pistou," which brings basil to bear with the garlic butter.

10. Ciro’s Cote Sud. Riverbend: 7918 Maple. 504-866-9551. The very French bistro and pizza maker brings the classic bourguignonne version out smelling great, with more than the average amount of butter.

Have I missed a good one? If you know of a great version of snails that belongs on this list, post it on our messageboard. (You'll also find other people's suggestions there.)



Recipe

Shirred Eggs with Crabmeat Remick

The biggest hit we've ever had when we invited people over for Sunday brunch was this dish, which turns a classic crabmeat appetizer into a terrific egg dish. You don't see shirred eggs very often, even in restaurants, but I love the style. The technique is to cook the eggs with powerful heat from above after setting them on something savory.

Sauce:

1. Slice the bacon into squares and fry till crisp. Drain very well and set aside.

2. Divide crabmeat into six small, shallow au gratin dishes. Sprinkle with lemon juice, and heat in 350-degree oven for five minutes.

3. While waiting for crabmeat to warm, blend all the sauce ingredients.

4. When the crabmeat is hot, top each baking dish with an equal portion of crumbled bacon. Pour the sauce right on top, just enough to cover. Then carefully break two eggs onto each dish, keeping the yolk whole.

5. Turn the oven on broil and place the ramekins under the fire until the eggs have set. Serve immediately with a warning that the dish is mouth-searingly hot!

Serves six.