Food Almanac

Food Calendar
Today is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day. A lady I once knew said, when I asked her if she wanted to go out for ice cream, "Sure! My three favorite things are chocolate, ice cream, and chocolate ice cream." For some reason, that line burned itself into my memory. My daughter has the same taste. The best chocolate ice cream I ever tasted was the chocolate mousse ice cream developed during the reign of Gerhard Brill as chef at Commander's Palace, in the early 1980s.

Music To
Drink Wine By

It's the birthday of Dean Martin, in 1917. A little-heard hit of his is That Little Old Wine Drinker, Me. Not only is it uncool to brag about drinking these days, but the commercial for Italian Swiss Colony Wines that inspired the song is almost completely forgotten. It depicted a little old Swiss guy answering the question of who makes Italian Swiss Colony wines, in the voice of Jim Backus: "That little old wine maker, me."

Edible Dictionary
mellorine, n.--A substitute for real ice cream, made with fats other than that of cream. What makes ice cream creamy is the milkfat (also known as butterfat) that makes up 30-40 percent of heavy cream. Ice cream can be made by adding unsalted butter to a mix of whole milk instead of cream, without seeming peculiar. In mellorine, the fats used can be anything from animal fats to vegetable oils. This brings a distinctly different flavor and mouthfeel to the product. It was created in the late 1940s and was at its peak of popularity in the late 1950s. That mellorine is now only rarely even heard of is evidence that the "good old days" weren't all that good.

Deft Dining
Rule #181:

While ersatz food substitutes sometimes lead to major new flavors (chicory coffee comes to mind), almost all the time it drop in quality is greater than the drop in price.

Appetizing New Orleans Streets
Apple Street runs parallel to S. Claiborne Avenue for a dozen blocks, from S. Carrollton Avenue to the Jefferson Parish line, It's one of a half-dozen streets in that neighborhood named for fruit trees. It's the continuation of the better-known Fontainebleau Drive. No restaurants are on Apple Street, but it's only four blocks from Ye Olde College Inn, the neighborhood's most famous restaurant. It's two more block to Mikimoto, a good sushi bar.

The Old Kitchen Sage Sez:
Everybody loves a good apple pie. So why do only a relative few restaurants serve it? Are they afraid of not seeming hip?

Music To Eat Pancakes By
"When the sun's coming up I got cakes on the griddle," sang John Denver, whose song Thank God I'm A Country Boy hit Number One today in 1975.

Food Around
The World

Today in 1914 the first boat passed through the Panama Canal. This was occasion for much rejoicing in this country, and particularly in New Orleans, whose port expected (and got) a great deal more traffic as a result. A transit through the Panama Canal is one of the highlights of cruising. The experience is nothing like what you'd imagine, and unforgettable.

Annals Of Banqueting
The Dinner of the Three Emperors was served today in 1867. The place was Paris (of course), at Cafe Anglais. The chef was Adolphe Duglere, one of the most famous French chefs of all time (a classic sauce is named for him). And the emperors were Tsar Alexander II of Russia, his son Alexander III (who would succeed him), and King William I of Prussia. At Tour d'Argent in Paris, the china and silverware used for that dinner are kept in the ancient restaurant's mini-museum.

Food Namesakes
Teresa Brewer, who had a few hits in the 1950s and sounded like she was thirteen, was born today in 1931. . . Chuck Berry was charged with tax evasion on this date in 1979. . . Football pro Goose Gonsoulin made his first kick today in 1938. . . Child actor Jordan Fry was a Fry baby today in 1993.

Words To Eat By
"When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street."--Actress Jessica Tandy, born today in 1909, about her husband Hume Cronyn.

Words To Drink By
"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."--Dean Martin, born today in 1917.



Outside World

The Man Who
Cured Hams.

Michael Katz--Master of the Worshipful Company of Butchers in England--passed away recently. He was the first to figure out how to cure hams more quickly than the months that things like prosciutto take. His method was unusual, used by just a few makers of ham now (although Chisesi still does it this way). Before he got into that, he was a kosher butcher. Interesting story. Click here for the article.

Twenty-Two Most Beautiful Dishes?
Here is a slideshow of what the author believes are the most lovely dishes ever. It's interesting to me that not one of them looks good enough to eat. Click here for the article.

Black Garlic Is Coming.
You may have made it inadvertently in your own kitchen: it's fermented garlic. Garlic gone bad. It's been used in Asian cooking for a long time. In San Francisco, it's spreading to other kinds of restaurants. Contest: let's see which will be the first restaurant here to pick up the trend, instead of creating something local or perfecting what it's already doing. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

A Stringy,
Saucy Movie.

It sounds good. The intertwining of the slender, yielding protagonist in the presence of some beefy intruders has potential for a lot of plot twists. Click here for the cartoon.

Those Places That Make Their Own Sausages. . .
I've always suspected that it might be a good idea to ask them exactly what they put inside the casings. Here's an example of what you don't want. Much too light in flavor. Click here for the cartoon.

Sometimes, I Doubt The Usefulness
Of My Work.

Then I see something like this, and I get a bad case of writer's block. A little too familiar. Click here for the cartoon.

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
The New Orleans Food and Wine Experience has another good year. And my seminar explores Magazine Street, finding great bistros.

Restaurant Report
**
Phil's Grill's.
The local entrant in the "better-burger" category now sweeping America. Good, but not as good as your own.

Recipe
Blue Cheese Dressing. I give you both kinds: the current light version and the thick, dip-like 1960s kind.

Appetizers
And Leftovers

Food News From All Over
Food Funnies
Resources For Subscribers
Links To Back Issues


Eat Club Vignette

Eat Club Dinners

Mandina's
Mandeville
Wed., June 9
Five courses, four wines --$60

greenball

Chad's Bistro
Metairie
Wed., June 16
Five courses, three wines --$55

Click here for
menus, info, and reservations.


Radio Man

Daily Radio Show


With Tom Fitzmorris
4-7 p.m. weekdays
1350 AM Radio

Listen Online

Call On Air:
504-528-7043

Report on or ask about any restaurant or recipe. If I don't know, someone listening will!

And, Sometimes...
Noon-3 p.m. Saturdays WWL 870 AM/105.3 FM Call in! 504-260-1870
Toll-free 866-899-0870


Cookbook

Tom Fitzmorris's New Orleans Food

My Best Recipes
Now in its eighth printing, here are the best dishes we're eating today in New Orleans, with clear, well-tested recipes you and your friends will love.

A Great Gift!
I would be pleased to personalize and autograph a copy of New Orleans Food for you or a friend.

Click here to order.


TalkFoodMan

Food Talk Forum

No other online New Orleans food forum has more posts or more interesting people. Tom answers questions and gives opinions, and you're welcome to do the same. All food, no nonsense. Edited and distilled to concentrate the flavors. Click here to read or join in!


HandStar

About The Ratings

Menu's restaurant ratings are based mostly on the degree to which the food excites us, and a little on environment, service, and other considerations. I rate restaurants relative to all other restaurants in the New Orleans area. Here's what the stars mean to me:

*****
Among the best locally.

****
Excellent and ambitious.

***
Worth crossing town for.

**
Recommended.

*
Acceptable.

No star
Unacceptable.

Cost Ratings

Each dollar sign indicates a ten-dollar range, including a normal meal for the restaurant (dinner, if they serve other meals), not including drinks, or tips. So, for example. . .

1$--$5-15
2$--$15-25
3$--$25-35

. . . and so on, with no upper limit. While this may seem to have mathematical precision, it varies from diner to diner as much as the star ratings do. So consider this an estimate.


Coffee

Subscriber Resources

Online Messageboard
Ask questions, get answers, give opinions, discuss

Restaurant Reviews

Recipes

Frequently-Asked Questions

All Other Back Articles

List of All Open Restaurants

100 Best Restaurant Dishes

Top Ten Lists

Sunday Brunch List

Eat Club Dinners

Eat Club Cruises

Subscription Info And Troubleshooting

Renew Your Subscription

Gift Subscriptions

Tom's Cookbook


Miss An Issue?

Click on the date you're looking for, and catch up at your leisure.

May 2010
M T W T F
3 4 5 6 7
10 11 12 13 14
17 18 19 20 21
24 25 26 27 28
31        

April 2010
M T W T F
      1 2
5 6 7 8 9
12 13 14 15 16
19 20 21 22 23
26 27 28 29 30

March 2010
M T W T F
1 2 3 4 5
8 9 10 11 12
15 16 17 18 19
22 23 24 25 26
29 30 31    

February 2010
M T W T F
1 2 3 4 5
8 9 10 11 12
15 16 17 18 19
22 23 24 25 26

January 2010
M T W T F
        1
4 5 6 7 8
11 12 13 14 15
18 19 20 21 22
25 26 27 28 29

December 2009
M T W T F
  1 2 3 4
7 8 9 10 11
14 15 16 17 18
21 22 23 24 25
28 29 30 31  
Eating Around New Orleans Today


1086 Restaurants Open Around Town

Creole Tomato Menu
Throughout June At Muriel's.

The Creole Tomato Festival is this weekend at the French Market. Since it's only a block away, Muriel's on Jackson Square thought it would make sense to assemble a special menu highlighting the uniquely local, much-loved fruit-vegetable. Now that I think of it, I can't remember that any other restaurant ever did this--except perhaps Muriel's itself, last year. Chef Gus Martin started this menu last Wednesday this week. It will run--with a few changes to keep it fresh--throughout June. The price for the four courses is $42 (plus tax and tip, of course). They also have the entire a la carte menu available.

Creole Tomato and Apple Smoked Bacon Soup
With leek confit, crème fraîche and Black Russian bread croutons

Garlic Crusted Frog Legs
Flash fried golden, served with baby arugula, shaved red onion and feta cheese; finished with a smoked tomato butter sauce

Wood Grilled Yellowfin Tuna
Served with fennel quinoa, Creole tomato and caper ragout; finished with crisp prosciutto and oyster mushroom

Creole Tomato and Mint Sorbet
Served with a lemon tuille cookie

**** Muriel's. French Quarter: 801 Chartres. 504-568-1885.



Dining Diary

Saturday, May 29. A Study Of Magazine Street. The Grand Tasting. Mary Leigh's post-graduation, parent-free party went on until one in the morning. She will neither confirm nor deny a rumor that one of the many fellows at the party took an interest in her. Jude outlasted her by quite a bit. He and his friend Trevor--one of the two Jesuit boys who wound up graduating with Jude from Georgetown Prep. Jude pulled up at the ranch at four. He said he was still on L.A. time, as if I cared. At that age, I used to stay out as late for much less reason.

Kevin Vizard.

Michael Stoltzfus.

I was up and out early. I performed my annual assignment of moderating the Max Zander Memorial Seminar for the New Orleans Wine and Food Experience. It was in the Royal Sonesta this year, and the theme (Anne Gooch's idea) was the bistros of Magazine Street. Kevin Vizard (Vizard's, top photo above) made a brilliant take on vitello tonnato, with fresh chunks of tuna. Justin Devillier (La Petite Grocery; I couldn't seem to take his picture) had the best dish of all, a pate wrapped with smoky bacon. Michael Stoltzfus (Coquette, bottom photo above) had something that looked like daube glace, but tasted different (he called it a veal terrine). Isaac Toups (Cuvee, photo below) made a fine little torchon of foie gras. Hmm. Everything here was some sort of pate. (Although the French would insist on using a different word for each of them, as did the chefs themselves.)

Isaac Toups.

The wine pairings were, I thought, less than inspired. But that's no big deal. I persist in a big-time nonconformity in saying that wine pairing is one of the most overblown exercises in the culinary world. But I seemed to have been in the minority in this thinking. The attendees--we sold out a rather large room to what looked like more people than usual--thought it was just fine.

I made everyone uneasy by singing a stanza from "Street of Dreams," a Victor Young tune from 1932. In 1973, Figaro--a weekly newspaper where I worked throughout the 1970s--did a cover story headlined "Magazine, Street of Dreams." The line has been widely used since then as Magazine Street redeveloped itself, but I think Figaro introduced it.

Once we were past that, the seminar grew into a good conversation among the chefs, all of whom were were articulate and had interesting ideas. They agreed that Magazine Street was as fine a location as exists for a hip New Orleans bistro. So our theme held true. We went overtime, as usual.

After the seminar, it was off to the Superdome, where I thought the Grand Tasting would open at one. That made me an hour early. They let me in on my own recognizance, and I had time to talk with the chefs, wine guys, and others at leisure before the crowd hustled in. They didn't have a lot of time to chat, but enough to volunteer these two thoughts: a) it's been a terrific year for business so far and b) there has been no interruption in the supply of seafood, except for a marked increase in the price of oysters. Almost all of them told me that.

John Seago.I spoke for a longer time with John Seago, the winemaker for Pontchartrain Vineyards. He is very pleased with last year's limited production of what I consider his best wine. That's Rouge Militaire, made of an American grape variety known both as Cynthiana and Norton. It has about the same heft as Pinot Noir, and a unique flavor. His vines for this grape were severely damaged in the hurricane. The winds appear to have twisted the vines enough that they needed to be pruned almost to the ground. The vineyard is on the North Shore, at a 100-foot altitude. He thinks the winds there were over 100 miles per hour for an extended time.

John Burke.A few steps away I encountered John Burke, the discoverer of Louisiana choupique caviar. He gave me an ample spoonful of the stuff. It's delicious. I didn't need to remind him that I was one of his earliest customers, buying two pounds of caviar (at $25 per) for our wedding reception. It impressed everybody.

Peter Sclafani, Jr. and III.

Peter Sclafani Jr. and III were there. Peter III is a partner in and founding chef of Ruffino's in Baton Rouge, and he was cooking for the tasting. His dad, now retired, used to manage the first restaurant I ever reviewed--the Flambeau Room at the University of New Orleans, in 1972. Peter III and I are trying to assemble a road-trip Eat Club to Ruffino's sometime during the summer. It will require a bus. Too bad there's no train from New Orleans to Baton Rouge. The track it would travel passes right next to the restaurant.

Then the gates opened up and a tremendous mass of foodies flowed in. I was there waiting for Mary Ann, Jude and his buddy Trevor. The boys were here for their first time. Jude was jumping the gun: he doesn't turn twenty-one for another three weeks. But he was more interested in eating than drinking anyway. He gave me an early lead on the gumbo from 5Fifty5. Jude is a gumbo fanatic, and has excellent taste in the stuff.

The food was widely varied, plentiful, and very good--in the top two or three Grand Tastings through the nineteen years since NOWFE began. The only disappointment (and only to MA) was that John Besh hadn't brought his fantastic barbecue shrimp. His steakhouse was serving a miniature wedding cake instead. Is that for very abbreviated marriages?

NOWFE Grand Tasting.

Besh was center stage with an even bigger cooking celebrity. Paula Deen offered to come down and cook in support of the oil-sullied local fishermen. What she did, really, was get up there and cut up, pronouncing one-syllable words in three syllables ("grey-ee-ats"), and saying that she didn't like John's stone ground grits. "I like my grey-ee-ats soh-uh-aft," she said. About a third of the total crowd stood watching and laughing, while the other two-thirds took advantage of the shortened lines to get more food or wine.

Not far away from the stage was the longest line of all, for Silver Oak's famous Cabernet. Clearly a lot of people here know that label is delicious. Less easy to explain was the extraordinarily long line in front of a couple of chain restaurant serving standard chain food. Familiarity, I guess.

When the parade featuring the St. Augustine Marching 100 passed through the stadium, Mary Ann and I thought it was a good time to leave. I had been on my feet for six hours, and was ready for a nap. Jude had purloined MA's car for further adventures (I heard something about going sailing), so she came home with me for a change.



Restaurant Report

starstar
pricebar

Phil's Grill

Hamburgers.
Metairie: 3020 Severn Ave. 504-324-9080 . Map.
Lunch and dinner continuously seven days.
Very Casual.
AE DC DS MC V
Website

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Phil's Grill exploits the deep-seated love we all have for hamburgers to an extent and with a success that would have been hard to imagine a few years ago. Phil's nudges up the quality of the raw materials, cooks everything to order, and lets customers customize from an astonishing array of meats and condiments. The result is a hamburger superior to ninety percent of the burgers sold in America. However, that's not quite high enough to top the hamburger you could make at home if you put even a little extra effort into the job.

WHY IT'S GOOD
They use good fresh meats. That's "meats," because they're not limited to beef. Any sandwich than can be put on a bun qualifies as a hamburger here. And so we find, for example, June 2010's Burger of the Month: the pad thai burger, made with shredded Thai-flavored chicken with peanut-sauced slaw, all atop a turkey burger. Good move: even people who wouldn't dream of getting such a thing find the idea of it adds sparkle to the plain old cheeseburger they wind up with. The more conventional burgers are better than Houston's or the Camellia Grill's, not as good as Bud's or Port of Call's or Lakeview Harbor's. Best part: improved buns--notably the onion roll. Consistency is imperfect. And at prices closing in on $10 a burger, it's not as good as it should be. I've never escaped this place spending less than $35 for two. For hamburgers?

BACKSTORY
Throughout the national recession, one segment of the restaurant business continued to grow explosively. It's what the industry calls the "better burger" shop, in which various hallmarks of quality (thickness, freshness, and variety) are touted as prices multiply by factors of from three to five. Chains like Five Guys and Fatburger haven't found their way here (because they're too afraid of us and our environment), so a few local operators have done well filling the gap. After working in chain restaurant management for a number of years, Phil de Gruy opened Phil's Grill early in 2007. A second location briefly existed in Mandeville; a second second location is now open in Hammond.

DINING ROOM
The bright dining room is walled mostly by glass, but it feels more like a neighborhood cafe than a burger joint. Which is good, because they do cook everything to order, and you will have to wait, even if you get a table right away. Which you probably won't, because the place has become very popular. A crowd is often seen milling around in the parking lot.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Fried pickle chips
Fried onion strings
Potato skins
Zucchini fries
Fried mushrooms
Black bean and turkey chili
Cheese fries
Salads, sides or entrees, topped with a wide variety of garnishes
Hamburgers, with your choice of 21 sauces, six kinds of buns, 24 toppings, 12 cheeses, and 10 side dishes:
Black Angus beef burger
Bison burger
Combination beef and hot sausage
Lamb burger
Open-face burger with gravy
Alligator burger
Turkey burger
Veggie or mushroom burger
Shakes
Fried banana split
Cookie sundae

FOR BEST RESULTS
The most distinctive item on the menu is the bison burger. It tastes like beef to me, but the fat level is lower. Insist that it be medium rare: bison tightens up. The more exotic combinations I've tried were more interesting than good. But it could be said that it's my fault because I chose something weird.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The most glaring ordinariness is in the French fries. Want to make them special? They should be cut from fresh potatoes.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES

ANECDOTES AND ANALYSIS
Whatever can be said about Phil's hamburgers, you can't fault his sense of promotion. The concept is very clever. You want to like it. And his involvement in the community is admirable. An annual Burgerpalooza event has raised a good deal of money for children's charities.



Recipe

Tom's Hamburger Sauce

This is what I slather all over the hamburgers I make at home. Aficionados of Bud's Broiler--an old local chain of charcoal-broiled hamburger joints around New Orleans--may note that this is a bit similar to the sauce on Bud's Number One. I admit that as my inspiration, but this isn't their recipe.

Mix all ingredients. Refrigerate what you don't use immediately.