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Eating Around
The World

Today is Canada Day, that country's equivalent of the Fourth of July. Is there Canadian food? Yes. A good deal of the beef we eat is Canadian. Most of the lobsters that turn up in our stores and restaurants come from Canadian waters, which produce the greatest number of homards in the world. Also setting a standard of excellence are the mussels from Prince Edward Island (often noted as P.E.I. mussels on menus.) Their scallops are good, too. On the West Coast, Canadian salmon and halibut are classy enough that they're widely distributed.

Today's Flavor
Today is allegedly the beginning of the following: Lasagna Awareness Month, National Baked Bean Month, National Culinary Arts Month, National Ice Cream Month, July Belongs to Blueberries Month, National Picnic Month, and National Pickle Month.

Most worth celebrating, however, is National Hot Dog Month. Although the hot dog is pretty close to the bottom of the gourmet scale, only the ultimate food snob would say he doesn't get a twinge of pleasure once in awhile from indulging in a frank. It seems an essential gustatory act when one is in any kind of ballpark. There's something magical about hot dogs: we learn to love them when we're little kids, but we never become immune to their charms.

A hot dog is made with pork or beef or both. I prefer pork, although all-beef hot dogs are often more expensively made. The meat is ground finely with curing ingredients. The smoke flavor some hot dogs have usually comes from another additive. A small percentage of hot dogs are covered with a natural casing; those are among the most expensive, and usually among the best. Hot dogs are pre-cooked, but enough incidences of listeria food poisoning have come from eating them right out of the package that it's probably a good idea to cook them again.

The hot dog as we know it was popularized at the World Fair in St. Louis in 1903. But the antecedents of the hot dog are numerous and go back in history a very long way. Here's a web page devoted to the genealogy of the hot dog. It's full of stories you've probably never heard before.

New Orleans has never been a good place to find hot dogs. You think of hot dogs here, and you think of the Lucky Dog cart--and then you try to forget it as quickly as possible. A few stalwart restaurateurs have attempted over the years to incite interest with a first-class Chicago or New York-style dog with interesting garnishes, but most failed dismally. But we have a few local hot dog traditions. Many people like hot dogs with red beans and rice. The pepper wiener poor boy--a specialty at Juneau's and Domilese's--is another local version that need expansion. The only long-running hot dog sandwiches of excellence are the split, charcoal-grilled Numbers Seven through Nine at Bud's Broiler.

Deft Dining Rule #561
A hot dog that doesn't make you want another one right away is not a very good hot dog.

Food In Manufacturing
Today in 1910, Black and Decker opened for business. The company started out making food-related machinery: a gizmo for capping milk bottles, and another for dipping candy. But their name became famous for construction tools. My first power drill (which I still have, after thirty-eight years of regular use) is a Black and Decker. So it seemed funny when they started their line of kitchen appliances in the early 1980s. My first food processor was a Black and Decker. I still have and use that, too, after twenty-eight years. Pretty good stuff these guys make.

Annals Of Junk Food
On this date in 1917, Coca-Cola changed its formula. Nobody complained. That formula is the one still in use for Coke Classic, although almost all other forms of Coca-Cola use the New Coke flavor. . . Wally Amos Jr., who created the "Famous Amos" chocolate chip cookie, was born today in 1936. . . Forrest Mars, who created M&M's and the Mars Bar, died today in 1999. He was a driven, no-frills businessman who permitted almost nothing to be known about himself. His history is presented in a great book called The Emperors of Chocolate.

Cheese Of The Day
Cheez Whiz appeared on shelves in grocery stores for the first time today in 1953. It's cheese and milk emulsified with oil to be spreadable. The name alone is enough to keep the tasteful person away. But Cheez Whiz does have one tenuous claim to culinary interest: it's the traditional cheese used on the Philadelphia-style cheese steak sandwich. At least that's what some purists claim. I use provolone on mine. Original recipes are often far less good than the improvements that follow them.

Appetizing Streets In New Orleans
Bienville Street runs parallel to Canal Street from the Mississippi River to the former location of Bayou Metairie, on the north side of City Park Avenue. It is a straight line all the way. For most of its run, it is a divided avenue. The street is named for Jean Baptiste LeMoyne, Sieur de Bienville, the founder of New Orleans and an early governor of the French colonies in the New World. Oysters Bienville, one of the best of the classic French-Creole appetizers, is indirectly named for the man. It was introduced at Arnaud's, where it was named for its address on Bienville Street. Bienville Street is loaded with other good restaurants: GW Fins, Desire Oyster Bar, the Pelican Club, Liuzza's, and Little Tokyo.

Edible Dictionary
oysters Bienville, n.--Baked oysters--usually on their shells, but sometimes in a small casserole--topped with the thick sauce made with mushrooms, shrimp, bacon, green onions, a light roux and bread crumbs. The sauce usually makes up two-thirds or more of the dish. Named for the founder of New Orleans, the dish was first introduced at Arnaud's, There is some controversy as to where it was invented, however. Antoine's claims that its chef came up with the idea, but felt there was no room for the dish on the enormous menu, and so passed it along to Count Arnaud. (Arnaud's denies this.) Other restaurants have made it a specialty, notable Commander's Palace, Pascal's Manale, and Delmonico. No small number of New Orleans eaters consider oysters Bienville the best of the many baked oyster dishes found on local menus.

Food And The Law
Today in 2007, restaurants in New York City were prohibited from using trans-fats in their cooking. This affected Hispanic restaurant more than most, but many recipes had to be changed. Trans-fats are everywhere Crisco or margarine were present, and that's a lot of dishes. The health benefits are hard to ignore. And better-tasting substitutes for trans-fats are easy to find.

Music To Eat
Beans By

Dan Ackroyd, comedian and actor, was born today in 1952. He was one of the Blues Brothers, first on Saturday Night Live, then in the movie. From the latter the House of Blues chain of music clubs and restaurants was born. The HOB on Decatur Street here in New Orleans is always packed, but the food has only rarely been memorable. A statue of Ackroyd in his Blues Brother attire stands in the Louis Armstrong International Airport.

Food Namesakes
Evelyn "Champagne" King, who sings dance music, is forty-five today. . . Claude Berri, an actor and director known best for the movie Le Sex Shop, is seventy-one.

Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur, Comte de Rochambeau, was born today in 1725. He is the man for whom one of the best dishes at Antoine's is named. Poulet Rochambeau is a roasted, deboned, cut-up chicken atop a thick slice of ham, topped with a slightly sweet brown sauce and bearnaise. It's the first entree I ever ate at Antoine's, and still one of my favorite dishes there. Chicken Rochambeau is also served at Galatoire's and Arnaud's, though not as well as at Antoine's. Rochambeau the man was a French aristocrat who participated enthusiastically enough in the American Revolution that he deserves the honor, and then some.

Words To Eat By
"I once served a steak to Janis Joplin at Max's Kansas City. She was quiet and very polite. She didn't eat her steak but left a five-dollar tip."--Deborah Harry, singer in the group Blondie, born today in 1945.

Words To Drink By
"Eat well is drink well's brother."--Scottish proverb.



Outside World

Restaurants Design Menus To Get You To Spend More.
If you didn't suspect this all along, then check your gullibility threshold. When you see a dish that's enclosed in a box, with graphics and colors that make it stand out from the other dishes, you are probably looking at a high-profit dish for the restaurant. That doesn't make it bad, but be aware of the trick. Here's what to look for. Click here for the article.

New Cooking Channel Premieres.
A new cable channel about cooking and food began operations a few weeks ago, ending the Food Network's monopoly on this great idea. Will they be using more chefs than the Food Network's imbalance of spectacle shows? Doesn't look like it, but it's too soon to tell. Click here for the article.

Taking Pictures Of Restaurant Food.
The photos you see in this newsletter were all of actual dishes served to me in a normal, unstaged meal in the restaurants. My wife and daughter think my taking these pictures makes me (and them) look conspicuous. You think? But I'm not the only one doing this, and some restaurants--chains, mostly, who make a living with "concepts" instead of food, have policies forbidding photography. Hmph. Nobody's told me anything yet. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

Bowl Of
Noodles, $100.

This is no joke. Nor is there caviar or foie gras in it. It comes from a Japanese restaurant whose locations are spreading to other countries. It takes three days to cook. But what's in it? Ah. They won't tell. My guess: mass hypnosis. Click here for the article.

Trans-Fats
Can Be Funny.

Today is Anti-Trans-Fat Day, when the ingredient was banned in New York City in 2007. It was tried before, and see what happened. Click here for the cartoon.

The Wild Banana.
It's exotic and racy and edgy. But it still tastes like a banana. Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
My first visit to the relocated, new-owner rebirth of Santa Fe. Don't believe the disgruntled regulars from the old days. It isn't the same as then, but it's far from terrible. ¶We make our first appearance in M Bistro, the new (sort of) restaurant in the Ritz-Carlton. It looked and sounded better than it tasted.

Restaurant Report
***
Clementine's Belgian Bistro.
My wife and I went to Belgium on our honeymoon, and were blown away by the food. The family that owns Clementine's comes from Brussels, and they cook all the Belgian classics very well.

Recipe
Mussels In Ghent-Style Wine Sauce. This is my favorite version of mussels, first discovered in Ghent, Belgium. Despite the name, it's really more like a cream sauce.

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1104 Restaurants Open Around Town

Dickie Brennan's Steakhouse And
Bourbon House Summer Specials: $20

Most of the summer specials we've seen so far (and we've put one up here almost every day for a few weeks now) have been about dinner. Here are two at lunch--at the very attractive price of $20 for two courses: appetizer, entree, and coffee or tea included. Here are the menus:

Bourbon House
Corn & Crab Bisque
~or~
Soup Du Jour
~or~
Crystal Alligator

Shrimp Creole
~or~

Paneed Veal
~or~
Grilled Chicken Spinach Salad

Dickie Brennan's Steakhouse
Turtle Soup
~or~
Steakhouse Salad

Blackened or Grilled Fish
~or~

Grilled Beef and Shrimp Kabob
~or~

Seared Tenderloin Salad

This goes through the whole summer.

*** Bourbon House. French Quarter: 144 Bourbon. 504-522-0111. Seafood.

*** Dickie Brennan's Steakhouse. French Quarter: 716 Iberville, 504-522-2467.

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Broussard's Summer Menu: $28.50, Three Courses
Broussard's, the handsome Creole-French restaurant on Conti Street, has published its summer special menu. It's a bargain even by the standard of summer specials, with three courses going for $28.50. It's available every night, in addition to the regular menu. The latter is itself adapted for summer dining, with seasonal seafood and a few new dishes from Chef Torey. Here's the $28.50 menu:

Seafood Ceviche Cocktail
Fresh Gulf seafood, marinated in fresh citrus with cucumber Poblano relish
~or~
Cold Crabmeat Curry Soup
Chilled curry cream soup with fresh Lump crabmeat, Parsley oil and sour dough croutons

Gulf Fish Of The Evening
Pan sauteed with a Creole tomato and crabmeat sauce
~or~
Gulf Shrimp LeLe
Jumbo Gulf shrimp, sautéed with green onion lime rice, shallots, white truffle butter and parsley dill pesto vinaigrette
~or~
Honey Lavender-Glazed Salmon
Grilled, with roasted red onion couscous, baby arugula and tomato sauce
~or~
Redfish Court Bouillon
Poached in white wine fish broth with Brunoise vegetables and sauce Hollandaise

Mango Cheese Cake
With Citron Passion Fruit sauce
~or~
Strawberry Shortcake
Angel Food cake with warm strawberry sauce, fresh Ponchatoula strawberries and vanilla ice cream

**** Broussard's. French Quarter: 819 Conti. 504-581-3866. Classic Creole.



Dining Diary

Wednesday, June 23. Santa Fe. The thunderstorms every afternoon this time of year are very convincing lately. A look at the radar today showed small, isolated patches of rain across the area. But within those green blobs on the screen are patches that go into dark green, yellow, and orange. Even into red, darker red, maroon, and--if it's really bad, as it was today--small spots of lavender. Lavender in most color schemes connotes delicacy and calm. It's the second most violent color on weather radar.

One of those storms ran across the city at the end of the radio show, and left everything dripping as I walked under Esplanade Avenue's trees en route to Santa Fe. That restaurant had a long, very successful run in Marigny, but when its founder and chef Mark Hollger had a health problem and sold the place, it went into decline, not really reopening after the hurricane.

Now it's owned by a former chef at the old place, who reopened Santa Fe with more or less the same menu as in the glory days. He took over the former hamburger stand on Esplanade which, later in its life, was the site of a few major restaurants, most notably Gabrielle.

As I expected it would, the new Santa Fe took a tremendous backlash from its old regular customers when it opened here last year. They expected everything to be the same way they remembered it. But Santa Fe was gone long enough for those memories to have been well coated with icing and sprinkles, and not even the old place at its prime could have lived up to that. And a relocated, re-staffed place reopening after four years' absence would, of course, be less than perfect.

Those complaints have faded (but not gone), and the restaurant is always busy now. It was time for me to take a look. Despite the rain an hour ago, the tables on the sidewalk were all occupied. I thought these might be people waiting for tables, but they wanted the alfresco experience, complete with the tiki torches. Many tables were available inside. The place is as ramshackle and worn as it had been during the Gabrielle days--but, of course, a very large percentage of New Orleans diners find that charming.

The server was quick to point out that the menu in front of me was only a small portion of what the kitchen had to offer, and that this was the last night of the old menu anyway. (The number of times I've found myself in restaurants on the last night of the old menu defies the laws of probability.) But she added that the new menu would include many of the specials they would have tonight.

Shrimp remoualde at Santa Fe.

So, after a margarita, that's what I ordered. The first items was another iteration of the fried green tomato topped with shrimp remoulade, a dish that's becoming as universal in hip bistros as spinach-artichoke dip is in chain places. These were exceptional, however, in having been grilled with the heads on. The remoulade sauce was a hybrid of the red and the white isotopes, and topped with capers--all in all, a fine presentation and flavor.

Gazpacho with guacamole.

Next course: gazpacho, and a side order of guacamole. I love the Upperline's idea of adding a spoonful of the latter to the former. The tastes really go together well, here almost as much as there.

Lamb chops.

I did not come here to eat a rack of lamb, but Mexican food. The server and the hostess made such a fuss over the lamb, though, that it seemed a mistake not to get it. It was as fine as advertised. The chops were the small ones from down under, but cut double thick, grilled to crusty-juicy, and wet down with a natural sauce with a touch of garlic.

That ran my per-person check to about as high a level as I suspect they ever see here. But I had the flan for dessert anyway. It was without flaw, and big enough to even push a lifelong lover of egg custard like me past the brink of total satiety.

I'd say Santa Fe is fully revved back up to speed, except for people who need it to be exactly the way it was in 1990.

*** Santa Fe. Esplanade Ridge: 3201 Esplanade Ave.. 504-948-0077. Mexican.

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Thursday, June 24. M Bistro. Another day of ferocious rain. As Mary Leigh traveled across the Causeway, a waterspout formed on the lake very close to the bridge. They opened the drawbridge to stop traffic, and she was caught in the gridlock. She said she was frightened witless by this, and I don't blame her. I can't say the closing at the drawbridge strikes me as the most brilliant of ideas. If a waterspout were coming right at me, I'd want to move--even though it's known that the attempt to outrun a tornado is not a good idea.

The Marys called me during the radio show requesting the displeasure of my company at a restaurant acceptable to them. Fortunately, one of the places on my mind for tonight was the new Bistro M at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel. Executive Chef Matt Murphy--who came close to death a year or so ago because of a freak infection--is back at work. The hotel decided to rename and re-invent its fantastically boring main dining room to celebrate his return.

Bistro M.So it's Bistro M now. I saw the menu when it opened and it looked good. I knew it sounded good, because Jeremy Davenport is now playing in the bar adjacent to the restaurant. Jeremy leads a small jazz combo, plays a mean trumpet (in a style reminiscent of Chet Baker), and sings in an upbeat, pop style. He didn't know it, but he received almost unimaginably high praise tonight. Mary Ann said she could spend an evening in the bar listening to Jeremy's music. I could hardly believe my ears. Mary Ann, near as I can tell, doesn't like music of any kind.

Listening was more entertaining than dining. The problems all had to do with the service scheme, which isn't close to matching the sophistication of the food and certainly not the standards (or prices) of the Ritz-Carlton. What is a restaurant like this doing without tablecloths? Why are the chairs so low that you feel like one of those eighty-year-old guys you see looking through their steering wheels as they drive? Why did the hostess bring us, in a nearly empty room, to a dark spot on the verge of a passageway full of staff walking back and forth right next to us all night long?

Mussels.

We started with a charcuterie plate, including pork rillettes, a country pate, and a kind of mousse. Mary Ann wanted that. It was the low point of the meal; none of the elements were interesting at all. (I continue to go through life without a single enjoyable example of rillettes.) My first course was better: a dozen mussels, dramatically topped with the longest crouton I've ever seen--about eighteen inches. But I had to run down the waiter to get a soup spoon for the broth at the bottom of the bowl, and he seemed puzzled as to why I wanted it.

Crabmeat in avocado.

My second course was simple: crabmeat stuffed inside an avocado. Both elements were just right, fresh and ripe respectively. Mary Leigh munched away at a caesar salad she said was unmemorable, which comment she also applied to the hanger steak. (Although I'm thrilled that she has accepted--chosen, in fact--something other than a filet mignon. Twice in one week, yet!)

Veal cheeks.

Veal cheeks! If I ordered that, it would make twice in one week. Maybe the only chance I'd get to compare and contrast for a long time. This version had the tenderness and slight muskiness for which veal cheese are celebrated. And a gelatin-delicious sauce, which almost just happens when you cook veal cheeks down. The meat's dark mahogany color was brightened up by what I think of as "hotel vegetables" (small, carved, barely cooked, largely without flavor).

Blackened redfish.

Mary Ann's main was a sort of sandwich of blackened redfish with a crabmeat risotto in the center, and more crabmeat here and there. Like everything else, it looked better than it tasted, but not bad at that.

mango Cheesecake.

The one dessert was a mango cheesecake with chocolate sauce and ice cream--another excellent visual, tasting tropical and cool, perfect for the season.

It could by that my mind is poisoned by the memory of the original restaurant in the Ritz-Carlton, which was much more exacting and interesting than this one. That one died because nobody ever went there. Tonight, the bar was full for the music. But the dining room had us, one lonely guy over there, a group of staff dining over there, and one couple on the undefined line between the music club and the restaurant. I'd come here any night of the week for the music and a drink or two, but I think I'd have dinner elsewhere before or after. The $225 check for three (with tax, tip, one cocktail, and one glass of wine total) reinforces that urge.

I think I may have said that before about this very same restaurant, in its last incarnation before this one.

*** M Bistro. French Quarter: 921 Canal. 504-524-1331. Contemporary Creole.



Restaurant Report

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Clementine’s Belgian Bistro

Belgian.
Gretna: 2505 Whitney Ave.. 504-366-3995. Map.
Lunch Tuesday-Friday Dinner Thursday-Saturday.
Nice Casual
DC MC V

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Like Belgium itself, this charming chalet is wonderful surprise. The food of Belgium--basically French, with some Dutch influence here and there--is as marvelous as it is unknown in New Orleans. Clementine's does pure Belgian cooking, starting with spectacular mussels and running through crepes, fondues, and seafood. All of this goes at lower prices than you'd expect.

WHY IT'S GOOD
You'll be familiar with most of the food on this menu, but you're not likely to have seen them in one place before. Nor prepared exactly like this. Mussels--for which Belgians have a mania matched only by the passion they hold for fried potatoes--come out in several different sauces, several dozen at a time. Also here is enough fondue dishes, prepared at the table for two, to make an entire meal. Crepes are another big deal, prepared in both savory and sweet styles. Although they don't have as wide a range of Belgian dishes as a fan of the cuisine would like, they do a good job with the beer-based beef stew called carbonnade flammande and a few others of that ilk.

BACKSTORY
Chef Laurent Desmet and his mom (Clementine, pronounced in the French way) are both from Brussels. They opened the restaurant in 2002, taking over the former Willy Coln's Chalet.

DINING ROOM
After the hurricane, the Desmets renovated the old cottage, retaining the chalet look they inherited from Willy Coln. The better and larger of the two dining rooms has a homey, comfy appearance and windows looking into the neighborhood. It's rustic but pleasant.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Garlic mussels (appetizer).
Daily soups (very homestyle).
Salade Liegoise (green, bacon, onions, potatoes, green beans).
Moules (mussels) any style (best: au vin blanc, a little creamy).
Crepe Campagnarde (mushrooms, ham, bacon, and cheese)
Steak au poivre with frites.
Chicken with tarragon.
Fondue dinner.
Belgian fries.
Crepe Clementine (puffy, with apples, flamed at the table).

FOR BEST RESULTS
Even if you've never had a taste for mussels, have at least one entree of them on the table. They will change your mind.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The catfish with almonds would be better with some other fish--trout, flounder, even sheepshead. They could add a few more Belgian classics, at least as specials. Waterzooi comes to mind.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Mussels in Ghent-Style Wine Sauce

The best mussels I ever ate were in a big restaurant (I don't remember the name, but it was in the former town hall) in the center of Ghent in Belgium, on the third day of our honeymoon. They were awash in what they called a wine sauce, although it seemed more like a cream sauce to me. It's a Belgian classic, and no place in the world is more enthusiastic about mussels than the Belgians.

Mussels are very inexpensive, so buy plenty of them. The best are the black-shell mussels from Prince Edward Island in Canada. (I do not recommend the green-lipped mussels from New Zealand.) Mussels should be tightly closed; if the shell gapes a little, tap it. If it doesn't close, pitch it. Although most of the mussels I'm finding in stores these days are pre-washed, scrubbing them and removing the byssus ("beard") is essential. After they pop open in the pan, check them to see whether they need to be washed inside even a little more, as sometimes they do.

Mussels cook very quickly, and they shrivel up if you cook them too long. So get them out of there at the first sign that they're heated through.

Sauce:

1. After cleaning the mussels well, put them into a very large heavy pot with all the other non-sauce ingredients plus 1/4 cup of water. Put the pot over high heat and bring the liquid to a boil. After a couple of minutes, vigorously shake the pot to allow the unopened mussels to work their way to the bottom and open. Steam for about four minutes, or until all the mussels have opened.

2. Remove the mussels to a strainer over a bowl to catch all the juices. After they cool for three or four minutes, rinse the inside of the shells in a bowl of water, and remove any beards that may remain.

3. Add the collected mussel juices back to the pot and strain through the finest strainer you have or cheesecloth.

4. To begin the sauce, heat the butter in a large saucepan until it bubbles, and make a blond roux with the flour. Add the onion, garlic, and crushed red pepper. Cook for about two minutes--until the garlic is fragrant.

5. Add the mussel juices and, over medium-low heat, bring to a light boil and hold there for about eight minutes. Add the cream, saffron, and parsley, and return to a light boil for about three or four more minutes. Add salt and black pepper to taste.

6. Place a dozen mussels in a large broad-rimmed soup bowl, and ladle the sauce over them. Top with chopped green onions. Provide hot loaves of French bread, damp towels, and a bowl for the shells.

Serves one mussel fanatic or four normal people.