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In New Orleans, it's Seafood Poor Boy (And Loaf) Day. The seminal seafood poor boy is the oyster loaf. Fried oysters, buttered French bread, a few shots of hot sauce, pickles.. perfection.

Variations abound. Almost any other seafood that can be fried finds its way onto French bread. Shrimp poor boys are almost as popular as oyster. (The price hike in oysters from the oil spill may have even made shrimp sammiches more popular.) Catfish has all but replaced speckled trout on poor boys. Soft-shell crabs present a unique poor boy experience, as you start off eating legs and claws, work into the body, and end up with legs and claws at the end.

A rare and wonderful variation on the seafood sandwich is the seafood "boat." It starts with an unsliced loaf of regular white bread, with the top cut off and the inside hollowed. After being toasted and buttered, it's filled with oysters, shrimp, or catfish, or all three. Chad's Bistro in Metairie and Morton's in Madisonville are the only restaurants I know make boats these days. Casamento's uses the same bread, but cuts it differently to make their oyster and shrimp loaves.

Of this there is no question: a seafood loaf made with freshly-fried, crisp seafood on fresh and toasted bread is one of the greatest pleasures of the neighborhood New Orleans cafes and seafood houses.

Deft Dining Rule #655
Any poor boy shop that puts fewer than a dozen and a half oysters on an oysters loaf is not worthy of selling the sandwich.

Appetizing Places
Mayo is a rural crossroads in central Kentucky. It's in pretty, rolling country side where horses once were raised. It's now becoming a place for large exurban homes, owing to the presence thirty-two miles north of Frankfort, the state capital. But there's still some farming in the area. It's on the western edge of the valley of the Salt River, a tributary of the Ohio. This allows Mayo's drainage to make its way to New Orleans. The nearest restaurant of note is Eddie Montgomery's Steak House in Harrodsburg, seven miles south.

Edible Dictionary
romesco, (Spanish), n.--A Spanish sauce, usually served at room temperature, made of equal amounts of roasted tomatoes and roasted red bell peppers, plus garlic, almonds, vinegar, and bread. All of this is pureed into a paste that resembles ketchup, but with much different flavor. The recipe is subject to wide variations, depending on where the cook is from. Some versions use some hot red peppers in the mix. Romesco is popularly served with grilled or fried fish, but it's pretty good with a wide range of other foods. I keep thinking that romesco would be a great spread on an oyster or shrimp loaf.

Speed Eating
The first parking meters in America were installed on this date in 1935, of all places, Oklahoma City. They cost a nickel for an hour, but it was the middle of the Depression (and the Dust Bowl, too.) I wonder how many meals were rushed to ruin by the threat of a parking meter about to run out of coin. I use parking meters a lot, and was very pleased when the ones on New Orleans streets began accepting credit cards. But I still carry a small cache of dollar coins for the older meters.

Annals Of Cookbooks
Today is the anniversary of the first appearance on the Web of Amazon.com, in 1995. Now the web site is a major force to be reckoned with in the sales of books. Finding cookbooks on Amazon is incomparably easy. I like the fact that they rank books by sales within many categories. Here's the current ranking for Creole-Cajun cookbooks.

Music To Eat Turkey By
Today in 1967, Arlo Guthrie first performed Alice's Restaurant, his twenty-minute-long song/comedy routine at the Newport Folk Festival. Alice's Restaurant was a real place, and still exists. In the recorded version of the song, Guthrie talks about eating two "Thanksgiving dinners that can't be beat."

Food Entrepreneurs
Today is the birthday of Orville Redenbacher, in 1907. He lived to be 88; he died of a heart attack while taking a whirlpool bath. Although his name and face became synonymous with branded, high-end popcorn, he was a real person--a real agronomist, in fact, working with actual grain and fields and production equipment before he rolled out his popcorn in 1976. I had him as a guest on my radio show in 1979; he was exactly like the guy you saw on TV. Although he's gone, ConAgra Foods (which owns the brand now) has brought his digitized image back to life.

Food Namesakes
Dancer and actor Ginger Rogers was born today in 1911.. General Amos Fries was appointed the first chemical warfare head of the U.S. Army, which has since sworn off such things, today in 1920.. Hollywood movie producer Jude Tucker was born today in 1989. "Tucker" is Australian slang for "food." That's his middle name; his real last name is Fitzmorris. I am his father. Jude's spending his birthday morning in a meeting at Paramount about a new movie.

Words To Eat By
"Do one thing and do it better than anyone."--Orville Redenbacher, born today in 1907.

Words To Drink By
"Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets."--Dudley Moore, in the movie Arthur.



Outside World

Rabbit Becomes Popular In The Rest Of The Land.
Warning: this story start by appealing to the sympathies of those who can't think of rabbits as anything but fuzzy bunnies--beginning with the photograph. But then it goes on to note how much more popular it's become in New York (where the article was published) and elsewhere. Any mention of Louisiana, where we've eaten it for decades. Of course not. Click here for the article.

The Wink Isn't A Restaurant At All.
It's somebody's house, and the only way you can go there is to be in the clandestine loop. If you attend, however, you pay $50 and bring a bottle of wine. And a chef--whose identity is unknown--cooks dinner. None of the noise and posturing of a real restaurant. And, according it its fans, it's better. Problem: it's illegal. It's against the health codes. Still, the idea is expanding here and there across America. You'll never catch me going to one. Click here for the article.

Hot Dogs Shaped Like Hamburgers.
Fifty years ago, a Canadian restaurateur started selling round hot dogs--as in, shaped like hamburger patties. He expected the idea to take off, but it didn't--although he still sells a lot of them. Now comes a statement by pediatricians that the traditional hot dog is dangerous for small children to eat. But guess what kind is much safer? Bing! Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

Another Problem With Vegetarianism.
Certain cherished eating traditions are not quite the same after you eliminate meat from the diet. Click here for the cartoon.

Why You Can't Find Really Great Steaks At The Grocery.
It's so obvious. We should have known it all along. Standing between you and the best cuts of meat is a guy who is uniquely positioned to make sure you don't get the finest cuts. And he is.. Click here for the cartoon.

Bottled Water Conundrum.
Should you drink it instead of tap water? Why? To be cool, or because it's better? It's all in how you look at it. Click here for the cartoon.

Is Lasagna Like Marriage?
It's complicated, takes a long time to cook, and everybody loves it. And.. Click here for the cartoon.

 

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Dining Diary
The Eat Club has a wild time and an unimaginable overfeed at The American Sector. ¶When the Marys come home from their trip, we reunite at the Old Italian House, a new place in Covington that's not quite together yet, in my opinion. But my wife says otherwise.

Restaurant Report
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Meauxbar.
The name is misleading. This is not really a bar (although they have a small one), but a first-class French bistro, across from teh Mahalia Jackson Theatre. A real gem.

Recipe
Crabmeat Imperial. An old-style dish that's been off local menus long enough that it will seem fresh and new to a lot of people.

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1106 Restaurants Open Around Town

BP Summer Specials At Louisiana Bistro
Chef Mars--as the proprietor of this teeny but good little restaurant across the street and a block down from Bayona calls himself--always offers a seasonal menu in addition to his regular card. His summer menu is not discounted as far as I could tell, but you'll like it anyway. He's taking a shot at the oil company we've all come to despise. Even though the spurting oil well has now been capped, the anger hasn't begun to abate. I think you'll get a chuckle out of this, all of which is in deadly earnest:

BPQ Shrimp $9
Jumbo gulf shrimp in a black pepper sauce

Boudin Booms $9
Roast boudin sausage links protecting a "beach" from caramelized onion pork glace

Dirty Bird $26
Crisp broiled oil-poached duck leg confit with dirty rice covered by a mysterious dark goo

Pork Barrel with Leeks $24
Braised pork grillades and gravy in an Idaho potato barrel with crispy leeks

"Top Hat" Surf and Turf $34
Pan roasted prime filet mignon topped with crawfish tail scampi on roasted garlic mashed potatoes

Junk Shot Jambalaya $27
Ever-changing mix of Louisiana fish and shellfish with andouille sausage in a Cajun style tomato rice pilaf

*** Louisiana Bistro. French Quarter: 337 Dauphine. 504-525-3335. Contemporary Creole.

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All The Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, with the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Dining Diary

Thursday, July 8. Eat Club At American Sector. The World War II Museum is among the best non-linear ideas ever to burst forth in New Orleans. The connection between The Big One and our city seems gaseous at first thought. But it solidifies in the light of an important but little-heralded fact: most of the boats in which the D-Day invasion took place were built here in New Orleans, at the Higgins boat works. General Eisenhower himself said that Andrew Higgins had done as much to win the war as anyone. And there was no major museum devoted entirely to the war. There's so much WWII memorabilia out there that, far from having to scramble for artifacts, the museum finds itself turning down excellent helmets, uniforms, medals and guns because it already has seven of those.

Chef Todd Pulsinelli, with a blueberry milkshake.The idea of placing a major restaurant inside the Word War II Museum is another leap of ingenuity. The American Sector is no standard museum snack bar, but a full-fledged restaurant, operated by John Besh, no less. The theme is brilliant. The menu is retro to the 1940s, filled with the dishes that were popular back then. The difference is that Besh and his chef Todd Pulsinelli are using first-class ingredients and current cooking techniques to brush up what was really Depression cuisine. But it takes none of the fun out of a bologna sandwich (a popular item on the menu) when the bologna in is made in-house.

John's people wanted me to host an Eat Club dinner at The American Sector. The menu they offered was so attractive in both edibility and price that I didn't hesitate for a second to agree. And then the menu grew unexpectedly. We were originally going to be served a bunch of appetizers, family style, then each pick an entree. What happened was that almost the entire menu came to the tables, encompassing so much food that the quantity alone was an entertainment for the attendees.

Watermelon soda.

And not only were we comprehensively overfed, but the drinks were overserved, too. Each new round of food was accompanied by four or five cocktails, many of them ancient concoctions we haven't even heard about in decades. (When's the last time you had a Pink Squirrel?) A lot of the cocktails were from the Trader Vic's/Bali Ha'i playbook. Tiki drinks galore.

So much food came that I couldn't keep up either photographing or eating it. I don't think any of the sixty people who joined us sampled everything that came out. But these were generally agreed to be the high points:

1. The watermelon sodas, served from old-style seltzer bottles into soda-fountain glasses (photo above).

Chicken and pickled vegetables.

2. Garlic-glazed fried chicken wings, served with pickled watermelon, zucchini, and okra.

Crabmeat pie.

3. Crabmeat pies. Like little empanadas.

Sloppy joe sliders.

4. Beef short rib sloppy joes, served on slider-size buns. (They serve these for seventy-five cents with half-price drinks all afternoon, every day.)

Shrimp in a jar.

5. Shrimp in a jar. These were boiled shrimp marinating in a pickling liquid with pickled vegetables, and served with remoulade sauce.

Lamb ribs.

6. Lamb ribs. These came out under a glass dome filled with wood smoke. When the bell was lifted, the smoke wafted around the table, smelling delicious. Lamb ribs are a great, little-seen idea.

Vietnamese poor boys.

7. Vietnamese poor boys. Besh's version of banh mi, without the mystery meat (although that might have been both better and true to the 1940s, when megatons of unidentifiable cold cuts were eaten.)

8. The hot dog. It was made in house and alarmingly large. When it landed I got a laugh with, "Aagh! My worst nightmare!" To which one of the women at the table said, "And my most wonderful dream!" Let me put this another way. It was double the size of any hot dog you've ever seen, not only in length but girth, with a proportionally expanded , baked-in-house bun. Otherwise, it was normal, and very good.

9. Pork cheeks with blackeye peas. Tender and wonderful.

10. Blueberry milk shake, an amazing shade of purple, absolutely delicious. (That's what chef Todd is drinking in the first photo above.)

And: Fresh-cut fries and potato chips. An ultra-thick hamburger on a slider bun (not so good). Heirloom tomato soup (served from a tin can). Trout with potato chip crust (just what it sounds like). And on and on. In the sixteen years of Eat Club dinners, I've never seen such a sophisticated crowd get so excited over a dinner, or have more fun that we had this night.

The Eat Club.

The wines were good, too: Cambria's Chardonnay and Pinot Noir, both of which I find consistently excellent over the years.

My favorite moment came during the radio show. A lady called up to ask a question about the restaurant to which I didn't know the answer. But longtime public relations person and friend Clem Goldberger was standing by, and did. The lady on the phone said, "Oh, good, I was hoping that's how it was."

"Wonderful," I said.

"Marvelous," Clem said.

"You should care for me," I sang, picking up the lyrics of the Gershwin song "S'Wonderful."

"S' awful nice, s' paradise," sang Clem, a sho-biz girl from way back. We sang a few more verses of the song as a duet.

The next day, one of the radio sales people said, "You really had your straw hat and cane yesterday!" Yes, I did. I love shows where stuff like that happens, even when I know ninety-eight percent of the audience doesn't get it.

*** American Sector. Warehouse District: 945 Magazine. 504-528-1940.

greenball

Friday, July 9. The Old Italian House. The Marys returned from Washington in the middle of the radio show. I was astonished to learn that they'd split the trip into two days. "You were right," Mary Ann said, flabbergasting me further. "Going all the way in one day was a disaster, even with three drivers. It was horrible. I'll never do that again." I'll remind her of that the next time she proposes such a plan.

Old Italian House.Our family reunion dinner was at a new restaurant, the Old Italian House in Covington. They took over the strip-mall space originally built out as the first-ever location of Semolina, a long time ago. The space has had a couple of short-lived if good restaurants since then. The location has a problem: although it's a very busy intersection, the restaurant can't easily be seen from the street unless you happen to be looking in exactly the rieght direction.

But we ordered with gusto and high hopes. First course: pizza. Pepperoni, to make Mary Leigh happy. With all the pepperoni on one half of the pie, to satisfy my likes. The sauce and cheese were decent, but the crust was underbaked and flaccid.

Pizza.

I overheard the chef-owner saying that he was an alumnus of Copeland's, and that he was thinking of opening other locations of the Old Italian House. That explained a lot about the menu, which is a bit gimmicky. The very first item on the card: Italian eggrolls. Which, the menu predicts, will "put us on the map." Well, yes, I do recall even after thirty years a restaurant that was half Chinese and half Italian (the Marco Polo, where Kim Son is now). But it didn't last long.

Italian egg roll.

Here were standard fried eggroll wrappers stuffed with Italian sausage and mozzarella, served with red sauce. In a wax-paper-lined basket--a table presentation that's spreading rapidly, despite the fact that nobody I've ever spoken with likes it. (I sure don't.) Okay, a good bar snack. But that's about it.

Chicken Cheezy.

Another original idea here is placing things like chicken parmigiana atop a pile of macaroni and cheese. "Chicken Cheezy," they call it. Shades of Rocky and Carlo's! Even the same long, skinny macaroni they use down in Da Parish! The waitress persuaded Mary Ann that this was a great dish. But that's MA's kind of food. "Lots of people like dishes like this!" she protested, thinking that she was reading my mind.

Manicotti.

My entree was terribly disappointing. It was a quartet of manicotti, made with pasta crepes and a ricotta cheese filling of absolutely no distinction whatsoever. The red sauce was too thick, cooked too long, and had the texture and color (if not the flavor) of ketchup. It reminded me once again why I greatly prefer tomato sauces made from whole tomatoes, cooked briefly with herbs and olive oil. To get a second opinion, I had our Red Sauce Editor (Mary Leigh) try it. She felt the same way I did. This stuff must be somebody's family recipe. I didn't have the advantage of growing up with it. The only thing I liked about this was the puffy breadstick that stretched across the plate, looking like a smile.

Italian salad.

Mary Leigh--eating lightly as always--contented herself with the pepperoni side of the pizza and half of my salad. It was a big Italian job with artichokes and tomatoes, and good enough.

The dish of the night was the dessert, an off-menu special of which the chef is justifiably proud. It combined bananas, beignets, and a sweet red sauce made with reduced Cabernet Sauvignon wine. I thought this was as good as it looked, and that was very.

Banana beignets with Cabernet reduction sauce.

The prices are low, and the staff is engaging. But this place is still in its new-restaurant phase, and needs to age a bit and refine its recipes. The Italian restaurant community on the North Shore is getting competitive--many more good ones than just five years ago. Clever menu copy is not going to work long-term.

* Old Italian House. Covington: 100 Tyler Square. 985-892-5300. Italian.



Restaurant Report

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Meauxbar

French.
French Quarter: 942 N. Rampart. 504-569-9979. Map.
Dinner Tuesday-Saturday. Sunday brunch.
Nice Casual.
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Website

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Someday the Rampart Street edge of the French Quarter will catch up with the rest of the storied zone, and be lined with chic restaurants like this one. For the nonce, Meauxbar is a gem in the otherwise rough setting. It's the preserve of Quarterites and the other clued-in people, of which there are enough to keep the dining room nearly full most of the time. Its menu of French bistro food is as good as its low-profile allure.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The menu is an assemblage of classic French bistro dishes, interspersed here and there with French-tinged essays from the bayou country. Although the menus seems familiar, a longer reading of it reveals many more ingredients than is typical for a restaurant this small. That, and the equally wide range of the kitchen's methodology makes for very stimulating dining. And there's an imaginative, fresh list of specials on top of all that.

BACKSTORY
Chef Matthew Guidry (whose family roots go back to the town of Meaux in Cajun country) and partner James Conte opened Meauxbar in 2003, after running a French restaurant in Sag Harbor, New York for a few years.

DINING ROOM
The exterior of the building is rather stark, which creates a pleasant surprise when you step through the door. The dining room's clean lines, careful lighting, and walls full of fascinating photographs make it completely charming. The antique-style bar and the colorful fabrics draped from the ceiling--contrasting with the earth tones everywhere else--complete the visual comforts.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Onion soup gratinée
Roasted beet salad with pear, pecans, goat cheese
Salad Lyonnaise (frisée, bacon, poached egg, warm bacon vinaigrette)
Steak tartare
Oyster salad, creamy Pernod dressing
Mussels and fries with red curry broth
Caramelized onion tart with goat cheese
Ginger crawfish dumplings
Flounder en papillote
Trout Grenobloise (lemon caper beurre noisette)
Bouillabaisse
Cornmeal crusted catfish and chips rémoulade
Crab cakes rémoulade with hearts of palm
Pan-fried frog legs Provençal
Duck confit
Chicken grand-mère
New York strip with fries and tarragon butter
Double-cut pork chop au poivre
Sliced steak salad
Hamburger and fries
Spaghetti bolognese
Beet ricotta ravioli, ginger-sage beurre noisette
Creme brulee.

FOR BEST RESULTS
The service staff gives reliable recommendations, tinged with their personal taste: refer to that. Parking is not easy in that part of the Quarter when anything is going on at the Mahalia Jackson Theatre.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The dining room would feel a little better if the tables were set on the diagonal instead of square. The suggestion in the name that this is more bar than restaurant is misleading.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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ANECDOTES AND ANALYSIS
The funny thing about clubby restaurants is that in most cases the service staff figures that if you know about the place at all, then you must be a regular. So they treat you that way. This is a much more welcoming restaurant than you will expect on your first visit. The waiters are unambiguously opinionated about the food they serve, and since the menu is as large as it is, one would do well to follow their advice. Someday New Orleans will have too many French bistros.

We don't seem to have arrived at that point yet. But if we ever do, this place will be one of the survivors, serving as it does some of the most interesting variations on that style, with just enough Louisiana flavors to make it distinctive. If you know anyone who lives in the French Quarter, there's a very strong possibility that you will encounter him dining here.



Recipe

Crabmeat Imperial

Crabmeat Imperial is an old local favorite that has fallen on hard times. It's as good as ever--about the only way one could dislike it would be to dislike crabmeat--but few restaurants serve it. I like the very simple way it's prepared at the Bon Ton Cafe, the city's oldest Cajun restaurant. The crabby flavor fairly explodes in your mouth. This is my variation on their recipe.

1. Sauté onions and mushrooms in half the butter in a large skillet over medium-low heat, until onions have become limp but not brown.

2. Add crabmeat, pimiento, and sherry and turn heat up a bit. Cook while agitating pan (don't stir), until the sherry is boiled away.

3. Melt the remaining butter into the mixture, and pile onto rounds of toasted French bread in ovenproof dishes. Run the plates under the broiler, about five inches from the heat, until the crabmeat sizzles. Sprinkle with parsley.

Serves two to four.