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Today is National Creme Brulee Day. Creme brulee is an enriched version of caramel custard, with the caramel transferred from the bottom of the baking dish to the top, in the form of a crust of lightly browned sugar. That's the brulee part; the word means "burned." Sometimes it is. The texture of the crust varies greatly. Some makers have a granular topping; in other places, the sugar melts and then re-solidified with a glassy quality. If you encounter one of those, be careful. A shard of this crust cut the inside of my mouth badly once.

The creme brulee concept goes back to at least the 1600s in France. Originally, a white-hot poker pulled from the fire was used to brulee the top. The custard is made with cream instead of the milk used for caramel custard. That keeps it from setting completely. A well-made creme brulee will flow, if very thickly and slowly. The first New Orleans restaurant to serve creme brulee in modern times was Arnaud's. Now creme brulee has supplanted caramel custard in most of its former range.

Looking Up
This is Moon Day, the day Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon in 1969. A historic event of great importance but few repercussions. What do we do, foodwise? Eat a Moon Pie? The old Charlie's Delicatessen used to make a muffuletta-like sandwich called "The Moon," but Charlie's did not cross over the fold in our history made by Katrina.

Annals Of Oenophilia
Max Zander was born today in 1920. He was the longtime head of Heritage House, New Orleans' biggest wine wholesaler. Decades before fine wine made its way onto the tables of the mainstream local populace, Max was hosting wine classes, wine dinners and tastings, inspiring people to enhance their lives with good wine. He was accessible and likable, never displaying a hint of the snobbery that scares so many people away from wine. He was as quick to recommend affordable wines as the world's best. He knew about it all, and shared his knowledge, sophistication, love of life, and friendship with anyone who wanted it. He passed away in 2009, leaving behind a legacy of wine appreciation matched by nobody else in our city.

Annals Of Cheese
On this date in 1801, a thankful Elisha Brown Jr., a farmer, made a ball of cheese weighing nearly a ton. He delivered it to Thomas Jefferson. The president found it overripe. . . More important to us today is what Jesse Williams did at his farm in Rome, New York on this date in 1851. He created the first American cheese factory. Its cheese was uniform in texture, color, and flavor, very much unlike Elisha Brown's cheeseball, which was made (as most large cheeses were) by pressing many small cheeses together.

Roots Of Our Cuisine
Yugoslavia was born today in 1917. The Pact of Corfu among the Slovenes, Croatians, and Serbs united their countries into one. It didn't work in the long term, and now each of those groups has its own country again. During much of the history of Drago's restaurant, it claimed to serve Yugoslavian food. Now it doesn't, but it does claim Croatian roots.

Edible Dictionary
cevapcici, [cheh-VOP-chi-chi], Croatian, n., pl., dim.--A small sausage-shaped roll of chopped meat, usually beef but sometimes including lamb. They're grilled, sometimes on a skewer, and almost always served with raw onion rings. One of the most popular treats at parties held by the many Croatian families in Southeast Louisiana, cevapcici are surprisingly more delicious than their plain appearance suggests. You can't stop eating them. The word is the diminutive plural of cevap, which evolved from the Turkish work kebap (kebab). Modern Croatia, Serbia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Bulgaria, and the other Slavic states in the Balkans were under the control of the Ottoman Empire for hundreds of years until a century ago, and picked up many elements of its cuisine.

Culinary Equations
Cevapcici = Kafta Kebab + Onions - Skewer

Appetizing Places
Onion Creek is a country crossroads in the high Rocky Mountains, in the northeast corner of Washington state. It's about ten miles from the Canadian border. Onion Creek is also a stream, beginning in a mountain canyon and running north about a dozen miles. Its water winds up in the Columbia River, just to the west. The town is in a mining area, and has enough people to justify a small school. No restaurant, though. That requires a nine-mile drive into Northport, where you find the Mustang Grill.

Food Namesakes
Paul Cook, the drummer of the Sex Pistols, was born today in 1956. . . The Champagne Lady, Jo Ann Campbell, who appeared on most of Lawrence Welk's TV shows, was born today in 1938. . . American novelist Thomas Berger opened his first page today in 1924. . . .German actor Kurt Raab sprouted today in 1941. (Raab is another name for the vegetable broccoli di rape.)

Words To Eat By
"Banish the onion from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it. Its presence lends color and enchantment to the most modest dish; its absence reduces the rarest delicacy to hopeless insipidity, and dinner to despair."--Elizabeth Robbins Pennell, American writer, 1855-1936..

Words To Drink By
"The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical."--Richard Owen, British zoologist, born today in 1804.



Outside World

The Fattest States In America.
Number One is Mississippi. Whew--that's close. And indeed Louisiana is Number Five. Least obesity is in Colorado, but look what they have to eat there. The whole list and some other interesting facts are in the article. Click here for the article.

The Tip Jar.
The spread of the highly suggestive jar for tipping people who were never tipped before continues unchecked. Here's a think piece on the subject, which notes that most of the newly-placed tip jars collect money for people who really don't provide what could be considered service. Coffeeshops are the most notorious: they make the coffee, but don't serve it. What do you think? Click here for the article.

Rabbit Becomes Popular In The Rest Of The Land.
Warning: this story start by appealing to the sympathies of those who can't think of rabbits as anything but fuzzy bunnies--beginning with the photograph. But then it goes on to note how much more popular it's become in New York (where the article was published) and elsewhere. Any mention of Louisiana, where we've eaten it for decades. Of course not. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

Whence Deconstruction?
It all started with total incompetence. Then, amazingly, it caught on as the hip thing to be. Click here for the cartoon.

Vegetari-Toons.
Were there vegetarians in prehistoric times? It seems that there were. But they would still be in trouble with PETA if it were around then. Click here for the cartoon.

Another Problem With Vegetarianism.
Certain cherished eating traditions are not quite the same after you eliminate meat from the diet. Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

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Dining Diary
I persuade the girls to have dinner with me at Mandina's in Mandeville, where two pretty soft-shell crabs topped with almonds and the buttery, tan meuniere sauce adds more than a touch of Creole flavor.

Restaurant Report
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La Thai Cuisine.
The family that opened the first local Thai restaurant is still knocking it out of the park, in the second generation.

Recipe
Hard Crabs Southeast Asian Style. This is along the lines of those salt-baked crabs you find in Vietnamese restaurants (if you're lucky). A mess to eat, but with crabs as good as they are right now, just fabulous.

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1106 Restaurants Open Around Town

Summertime "Flight Bites" At Le Meritage, $21.
A "flight" of wine is a sampling of several wines, usually along a theme. The idea came from formal wine tastings, but it's spread to restaurants. In some of them (not enough), instead of getting a glass of wine you can get a flight of three or four in smaller portions. Chef Michael Farrell's summer special menu is called Flight Bites. You get three small plates and three two-ounce pours.

You pick the varietal: Chardonnay, Pinot Noir or Cabernet Sauvignon. The chef matches the three "bites" to go with them. At $21 per flight, this is either a) an absurdly low price; b) an invitation to two or even three flights; or c) both a and b.

Here are the flights. They're available every night, all night, Tuesday-Saturday. This sounds like a lot of fun, and delicious, too.

Chardonnay: Oak or No Oak?
Five Spice Tuna and Beet Salad
Crab and Corn Bisque
Seared Sea Scallop
Wines: 2006 Heitz Cellars, 2006 Maldonado, 2006 Groth

Pinot Noir
Duck Two Ways
Rabbit Tenderloin
Spicy Pork Potsticker
Wines: 2007 Patz & Hall, 2007 Duckhorn Decoy, 2008 Pali “Huntington”

Cabernet Sauvignon
Braised Beef Short Rib
Savory Lamb Chop
Foie Gras PBJ
Wines: 2007 Robert Foley “The Griffin,” 2006 Ladera, 2007 Shafer One Point Five

* * * * Le Meritage. French Quarter: 1001 Toulouse. 504-522-8800. Contemporary Creole.

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All The Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Dining Diary

Sunday, July 11. Grilling. The grass needs cutting, but it won't stop raining. Standing water all over the field in front of our house, enough to make the crawfish start digging chimneys again. But the grass has never been lusher. If you tripped and fell on it you couldn't possibly hurt yourself. The two big live oaks are looking healthier than ever, too.

Good news on the oil-spill front. BP is lowering a new cap that they say will fit much better than the current one. It could not possible fit worse. They say that the old one is catching some of the oil, but there's still a ghastly billow emanating from it.

Mary Leigh was across the lake, moving in her society. Mary Ann and I went to a movie, Grownups. It's the first Adam Sandler movie I've seen that wasn't completely dumb. In it, he actually portrays the rational guy. But he's getting older. Nobody gets away with being a goofball his whole life.

I ate no food today worth talking about.

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Monday, July 12. Mandina's. The radio station is giving me well-deserved grief about my on-again, off-again vacation. I knew it was a mistake to let Mary Ann plan it. She's waiting on Jude to tell us when he can take off. But Jude never takes off. He no sooner finishes one movie gig as he starts another. Right now, for example, one production is being held up for a few days until he can join the crew.

I swelled up my dewlaps, stood up on my hind legs in a display of alpha male authority, and dictated to the not very submissive females that we would be having dinner at Mandina's in Mandeville tonight. I wanted to eat some seafood meuniere, preferably a couple of big soft-shell crabs. MA was amenable, ML less so. I persuaded her by saying that Mandina's could put out a good plate of pasta with red sauce.

CHicken Parmigiana.

In actual fact, I've never thought much of Mandina's Italian dishes. My daughter and red sauce reference confirmed this after picked at chicken parmigiana with spaghetti, saying it was just okay. Which translates, "I'll never eat that again."

Soft shell crabs amandine.

The soft-shell crabs, on the other hand, were everything I had in mind. Big, crisp, hot, greaseless, covered with toasted almonds, awash in Mandina's old-style brown meuniere sauce. I'm glad Mary Ann was in the mood for the half-plate of red beans and rice she had for supper. I hate missing red beans at Mandina's, especially on a Monday.

mandina's caramel custard.

Dessert: caramel custard, which is as good as any other in town. All this was a very satisfying supper (at least for me), and pure Mandina's. The restaurant was busier than I've seen it since right after it opened in 2006. The word appears to be getting out at last.

*** Mandina’s. Mandeville: 4240 La. 22. 985-674-9883. Neighborhood Cafe.



Restaurant Report

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La Thai Cuisine

Thai.
Uptown: 4938 Prytania. 504-899-8886 . Map.
Lunch and dinner Tuesday-Sunday.
Casual
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Website

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
La Thai reversed a trick that hip New Orleans-style restaurants played for years. It incorporated Asian ingredients and techniques into local dishes. Here the base menu is Thai, and the fusion elements are Cajun. While those looking for the Thai standards will find them, the unique and most interesting parts of the menu are the hybrids.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The cooking here has always been marked not only by no-borders creativity, but by first-class ingredients and polished preparations. Particularly in the dishes involving local seafood--oysters, crawfish, and soft-shell crabs--the combination of flavors and the look of the plate are tremendously appealing. The oysters encrusted with pecans, set on a nest of artichokes and leeks, zoomed up with a Thai chili sauce is the perfect example of what they do well here.

BACKSTORY
La Thai is owned by the family that opened the first New Orleans Thai restaurant, back in the early 1980s. Punnee "Mama" Semiesuke--the matriarch and genius of the family--went on to operate a number of traditional Thai restaurants around town, most notably Bangkok Cuisine. The more recent ones also involved her children Merlin and Diana Chauvin, who are literally Thai Cajuns. The first iteration of La Thai Cuisine was on Metairie Road. It moved to its present Uptown location in early 2008.

DINING ROOM
This long-time restaurant space (I can recall over a dozen eateries who came and went at this address) was most recently Felix's, which left a long, wide dining room behind. La Thai performed a substantial renovation, but like its Metairie Road original location, this one is sleek and modern rather than frankly Asian. A little on the loud side when it's full, but otherwise an elegant spot.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Vegetable spring rolls
Summer rolls (shrimp and noodles in rice paper, served cool)
Shu-mai (chicken and shrimp dumplings)
Skewerless chicken sate
Crispy coconut shrimp or calamari
Fried oysters with pecan crust, artichokes and leeks
Stuffed chicken wings (shrimp and pork)
Mussels with green curry broth and pommes frites
Hot and sour soup
Tom yum goong soup (shrimp and mushrooms, spicy)
Tom kar gai soup (chicken and coconut milk)
Asian chicken salad
Pecan-crusted oyster salad
Tuna tataki salad
Thai-Coon (shrimp, crawfish, spicy garlic basil sauce)
Crispy soft shell crab (with lump crabmeat, lemon basil garlic butter)
Duck delight
Jumbo lump crab cake (with soft shell crab or crabmeat, or both)
Sea scallops with shrimp and asparagus
Seafood curry
Fried soft shell crab with green curry
Filet mignon Diana
*--Available with choice of chicken, pork, shrimp, beef, or vegetarian
*Pad thai
*Paht woon sen (like pad thai, with glass noodles)
*Drunken noodles
*Mee grob (fried noodles)
*Thai fried rice
*Red, green, panang, or musaman curry
*Red hot chili pepper curry with green beans
Fried banana fritters
Sweet sticky coconut rice with mango

FOR BEST RESULTS
The best food here is made with seafood. What they do with soft-shell crabs and crabmeat in the warm months is fantastic. Split an appetizer. The entrees are too large to permit preliminaries heavier than a soup. The restaurant gets busier as the night goes on, with a younger crowd.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
They ought to get rid of the Chilean sea bass in favor of a local fish.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Hard Crabs Southeast Asian Style

You can do this with picked crab or crab claws, but the best way of all is with whole Lake Pontchartrain crabs cut into quarters. It's a mess to eat (although no more than eating boiled crabs), and the flavor is incredible. You see this sort of thing in Vietnamese and Thai restaurants.

1. Cut the claws off the crabs. Cut the crab bodies into quarters, and remove the "dead man fingers."

2. Heat the vegetable oil over medium-high heat in a large skillet until it shimmers. Add the garlic cloves and crushed red pepper, and saute until the garlic just begins to brown. Add the crabs and cook until the shells turn red, tossing constantly to let the flavored oil hit all parts of the crab.

3. Remove the crab pieces and set aside. Pour off the excess oil, lower the heat to medium, and add the sesame oil and ginger. Cook until the pan contents are very fragrant, then add the pineapple juice, soy sauce, and fish sauce. Bring to a boil and stir until the liquid is reduced by about a third.

4. Return the crab pieces to the pan and add the tomatoes. Cook for about five minutes, until the crab is heated all the way through. Add the lime juice and cilantro, and serve right away with cold beer.

Serves four.