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It is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day. Vanilla ice cream is derided by many--especially the chocolate lovers. But try to imagine Baked Alaska, bananas foster, cherries jubilee, mile-high ice cream pie, or apple pie a la mode without it. The best vanilla ice cream in my experience was the French vanilla made by the late Chef Warren Leruth at his revolutionary Gretna restaurant. He claimed that it had an astronomical twenty-five percent butterfat content. He confided to me once that it was actually higher than that. He also made his own vanilla bean extract that had a flavor so wonderful you could almost use it as a perfume. The Leruth formulas are now being made by Ronald Reginald's.

The timing is right for this observance. July is National Ice Cream Month, so declared by President Ronald Reagan in 1984.

Deft Dining Rule #103
Women who prefer vanilla ice cream to chocolate make boring dinner dates.

Annals Of Popular Cuisine
Today is one of several that has been named as the birthday of the ice cream cone. We know the year (1904) and the place (the St. Louis World's Fair), and the story (an ice cream vendor who ran out of cups bought some waffles from a nearby vendor and used them as plates, which people then rolled up), but the names differ. Today's story involves one Charles Menches. Eat an ice cream cone today in honor of whoever is real innovator.

Appetizing Places
Cone is thirty-seven miles by road northeast of Lubbock, Texas. It's in the vast irrigated prairielands of the Panhandle, and is the headquarters for several enormous grain farms. It was an actual town in 1901, when it was founded by James Stanton Cone. It got a post office two years later, then a school, and by 1939 reached a peak population of 150. It declined after that to its present seventy. The nearest restaurant--Estela's--is eight miles south in Ralls, which is also where the school is now.

Edible Dictionary
ice milk, n.--A frozen confection made with less than ten percent milkfat, but all the flavors and sweeteners of ice cream. Ice milk's reputation was as a low-price, low-quality product, and sometimes was sold under a different brand name than that of the company that made it. Its reputation sank so low--especially as Americans became more conscious of food quality in the 1980s--that the name has largely disappeared from freezers in stores. But the product is still there under a new, more appealing name: low-fat ice cream.

People We'd Like To Dine With
It's the birthday in 1930 of former New Orleans Mayor Moon Landrieu. He's the founder of a political dynasty, what with son Mitch now in the mayor's chair, and daughter Mary a powerful figure in the Senate.

Annals Of Wine Criticism
It's the birthday, in 1947, of the world's most influential wine writer. Robert M. Parker Jr. was an attorney who was so intent on finding and enjoying the best wines that he became a tireless investigator of the viticultural world. He tastes thousands of wines and writes voluminously on the subject in his newsletter, The Wine Advocate. Rating wines on a scale of 100, Parker's reviews became so important that many wine stores began posting his ratings right next to the prices of wines. It became a wine-snob boast to never drink a wine rated below 90 by Parker.

Parker's integrity has always been solid. He spurns the hospitality of winemakers and buys the wines he reviews instead of accepting free samples. Nevertheless, he has been under attack in recent years. Some say that his enormous influence has an unnatural effect on the wine world, causing too many winemakers to make wine's to his preferences, just to get high scores and thereby sell more wine. It's not Parker's fault, but that of the winemakers and wine drinkers, who ought to have more confidence in their own tastes.

Annals Of Soft Drinks
Today is the birthday of Diet Coke, introduced today in 1982, and now the biggest-selling diet drink in the world. It now seems such an obvious product one wonders why Coca-Cola was so reluctant to use its vaunted name on it. But when Coca-Cola came out with its first diet cola, they called it Tab. Diet Coke sold far better than Tab ever did. It wasn't just because of intense marketing, but also because it tasted better--sweeter than Tab. Less well known is that Diet Coke was really the first appearance of a the flavor that later appear as New Coke.

The Saints
Today is the feast day of St. Apollinaris, who goes back so far that he's mentioned in Acts. He is the patron saint of those with the gout, that intensely painful joint affliction of (mostly) men who indulge in excellent food, wine, and love. I had occasion to ask for St. Apollinaris's intercession just this weekend.

Food Namesakes
Pitcher Catfish Hunter was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame today in 1987. . . It's the birthday, in 1947, of 1980s pop singer David Essex, whose real name was David Cook. . . Pro basketballer Darvin Ham dribbled for the first time today in 1973.

Words To Eat By
"I could never understand what Sir Godfrey Teale saw in Jill Bennett, until I saw her at the Caprice eating corn on the cob."--Coral Browne, Australian actor, born today in 1913.

"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone."--Jim Fiebig.

Words To Drink By
"None so deaf as those who will not hear.
None so blind as those who will not see.
But I'll wager none so deaf nor blind that he
Sees not nor hears me say, 'Come drink this beer.'"
--W. L. Hassoldt.

 



Outside World

German Chocolate Cake Not German.
And Danish pastry is really Viennese, say the Danes. And what about English muffins? More on all this from the Smithsonian. Click here for the article.

Beware Guacamole And Salsa.
Guacamole and salsa are to blame for one in twenty five cases of food-borne illness around the United States. That just came out of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which notes that both of those widely-eaten products are made with raw ingredients in large batches. Those two practices allow pathogens to propagate. Maybe this will lead to more made-to-order versions of salsa and guac, which are simple enough to make that they could be done that way. A lot of restaurant--famously the Sun Ray Grill--are doing that already. The product would taste better, too. Click here for the article.

Shrimp Hot Dog?
Does anyone remember "tunies"? These were around in the 1950s, when Catholics were not supposed to eat meat on Friday. It was a hot dog made of tuna. It was every bit as awful as it sounds. This might be better: shrimp hot dogs. A real chef is involved (although that means less and less every day). Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

The Living Hell Of Oenology.
It's the waking up in the middle of the night, wondering whether you guessed right about the malolactic fermentation. . . that's where the anguish lies. Click here for the cartoon.

The Growing And Shrinking Omelette.
At one time, a three-egg omelette was a generous serving. Now four eggs is routine. In the old, old, days, you only got one eggs. But. . . (punchline coming). . . Click here for the cartoon.

What Happened To Thighs And Legs?
You thought they were in there, but. . .well, now, who took them? And for what purpose? Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

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Dining Diary
Dinner at O'Brien's Grille, a rare white-tablecloth restaurant on the West Bank, with great steaks and style.

Restaurant Report
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Brennan's.
It's expensive as it is famous, beautiful as it is delicious. This is a good time of year to revisit the historic restaurant.

Recipe
Eggs Sardou. The most popular of the fancy eggs dishes. All you need are good artichokes, very fresh eggs, and hollandaise.

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1106 Restaurants Open Around Town

Wine Dinner Beats Tropical Storm, Saturday Night.
Teddy Graziano, who has purveyed wine around New Orleans for decades, is hosting a dinner at the newly-relocated Ristorante Carmelo in Mandeville. The food is decidedly and elegantly Italian, orchestrated by Carmelo Chirico and his staff. The wines, on the other hand, are all from California. I know them all very well: Teddy lets us try them at an Eat Club dinner a month ago on the South Shore. The Sauvignon Blanc and the Pinot Noir are especially fine; the Korbel less so. Carmelo has always thrown great wine dinners (twenty-three years' worth when his restaurant was in the French Quarter). His sparkling new venue works even better for such things. Here's the menu:

Reception
Wine: Bonterra Sauvignon Blanc 2008

Bocconcini di Pesce
Grilled radicchio topped with a variety of fresh seafood
Wine: Little Black Dress Pinot Grigio 2008

Risotto Mare Chiaro
Seafood risotto with lobster, clams and mussels
Wine: Les Pierres Chardonnay 2005

Blood Orange Sorbetto

Osso Buco
Braised veal shank cooked with celery, carrots, and onions in its own juices, with gremolata
Wine: Sonoma Cutrer Pinot Noir 2007
~or~
Fresh Fish of the Day "In Cartoccio"
Fresh fish baked in parchment paper slowly cooked in its own juices, homegrown Italian herbs, olive oil, and lemon zest
Wine: Sonoma Cutrer Russian River Chardonnay 2008

Assortimenti Di Frutta E Formaggi
An assortment of italian cheeses and fresh seasonal fruit
Wine: Korbel Sweet Rose Sparkling

The welcome wine glasses will clink at 6:30, with dinner at seven. The price is $65, plus tax and tip (so, about $85 total). Reservations are essential: call 985-624-4844. I think you will see me there.

**** Ristorante Carmelo. Mandeville: 1901 US Hwy 190. Map. 985-624-4844.

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Sex On The Beach Is Dead
Among the many and wildly varied events on the docket at Tails of the Cocktail this weekend, this one caught my eye. Saturday morning at 11:30 a.m., a ceremony will be staged on the Baronne Street side of the Roosevelt Hotel to ring the final bell on the cocktail known as Sex On The Beach. In attendance will be bartenders, beverage writers, and other national cocktail authorities, along with a sizable number of cocktail lovers who have agreed to hate this cocktail.

Sex On The Beach, in case you've been lucky enough never to have ordered one, is made with vodka, peach schnapps, cassis, orange juice, cranberry juice, and a slice of orange and a cherry. In other words, a hodgepodge of flavors that cancel each other out. It's hard to imagine anyone ordering it under a different name. In fact, it' hard to imagine stepping up to a bar and saying, "I think I'd like Sex On The Beach."

The drink was chosen for extinction by a vote of bartenders and drinkers. In past years, the process condemned the Appletini and the Red-Headed Slut. "History will remember us all in a better light, for doing our part to right such serious wrongs of the past,” said Paul G. Tuennerman, Chief Business Officer for Tales of the Cocktail. The burial of the cocktail will be accompanied by a New Orleans jazz funeral, complete with walking band.

This is only one of dozens of events related to every imaginable aspect of the cocktail during Tales Of The Cocktail, which fills this weekend with seminars, tastings, and parties for cocktail lovers. This fantastically successful new summertime extravaganza keeps getting better with each year. All the details are at www.TalesoftheCocktail.com.

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All The Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Dining Diary

Thursday, July 15. O'Brien's Grill. The new cap has been placed on BP's busted well in the Gulf. So far so good, they say, but oil shooting continues to shoot out of the thing. That was predicted; they will close valves one by one, very carefully, to prevent the pressure from rising so high that the well bursts in an even more non-repairable way.

I've been watching the process off and on by way of the video feeds from a mile down. Everything is handled by robots. Funny: they don't look like robots, but like cubes inside jails, with numerous appendages, cables, and lights. The whole process continues to astonish--except, perhaps, for those who read too many sci-fi books, or who are too angry to marvel. Twenty years ago all of this would have been impossible. (So would wells this deep in the sea.)

O'Brien's Grille has been on my mind for the past month or two. It's the classy, well-disguised steakhouse on Belle Chasse Highway that opened a couple of years ago and wowed all who found the place. Given the starkness of the building, and its proximity to neighbors like Mudbugs Self-Storage, it's no wonder that not a lot of people took a chance on the place at first. Those who did are creating a buzz now. I get a call about O'Brien's every few days on the radio show. The reports are always positive.

Sirloin strip at O'Brien's Grille.

The menu has changed since my last visit. I'm sorry to see that they've replaced the bone-in sirloin strip (my favorite cut of beef) with a boneless job. Oh, well. It's still prime, and the specimen they brought me was right up to my standards. Including the sizzling butter, which to me makes magic. One end of the strip is always better than the other. I never start on the better end, even though I try to. This time I came at it from the narrow end and thought I'd nailed it for once. But the more I ate, the better it got.

Rabbit tenderloins.

More than making up for the absence of the bone on the steak was a new appetizer. Panneed rabbit tenderloin came out with a little salad between the two pieces, a nice crust, and squirts of Creole mustard sauce. I thought they overfried it a little--a no-no-because rabbit has so little fat that it can tighten up if overcooked. But that's easily remedied.

I slipped a salad in between that and the steak, and after polishing off a Manhattan I brought in a glass of Avalon Cabernet Sauvignon to finish the game.

In the midst of this, a guy with eight or so friends was celebrating his birthday on the other side of the room. His wife or somebody brought in a cake, and the waiters brought it to the table when the time was right. In place of candles, the cake was afire with sparklers. A good gambit, one used by Commander's Palace years ago for their old "Celebration" dessert. (I wonder what happened to that?)

However, things have changed since then. The smoke from the sparklers set off the alarm in the dining room. A couple of times. It wasn't one of those ear-splitting sirens with strobe lights, but you couldn't ignore it. They shut the thing off, aired out the room (on a hot night, this made the dining room briefly uncomfortable), and everything soon returned to normal--all while I kept working away at the sirloin strip. The birthday boy apologized for the error by sending over a piece of his birthday cake. I thought of going over there to sing happy birthday, but I'd already done that once this week.

And there's a very important birthday tomorrow.

**** O'Brien's Grille. Gretna: 2020 Belle Chasse Hwy. 504-391-7229. Steak.


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Brennan’s

Classic Creole.
French Quarter: 417 Royal. 504-525-9711. Map.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner seven days.
Dressy (although not everyone there will be)
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WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Brennan's preserves a style of dining popular in the 1950s and 1960s, before New Orleans became gourmet. But its bedrock of standard dishes is so strong that they get away with this--and at the town's top prices, yet. Breakfast at Brennan's--the meal really needs a different name--is without question the most opulent morning meal served anywhere. It's something every New Orleanian should experience at least once. Dinner is sedate but good, with added interest from a wine cellar that's always been one of the best in the nation.

WHY IT'S GOOD
Brennan's has always bought first-class foodstuffs and cooked them well, if in an old style. That style was created by its first chef, Paul Blange, who was so brilliant that his recipes continue to wow diners after all these years. In its specialties, Brennan's is hard to beat. Turtle soup, egg dishes, veal grillades, unusual steaks--nobody does them better. The menu is enormous--so much so that the list below only captured the high points.

BACKSTORY
Brennan's was the first major New Orleans restaurant to open in the years after World War II, a glorious time for this city. With Europe in ruins, gourmets from around the world came to New Orleans. Brennan's was in those days what K-Paul's was in the 1980s, Emeril's was in the 1990s, and August is in the 2000s. In its early years it was inventive and exciting, creating many new dishes and an entirely new meal. Breakfast at Brennan's was said to be an old New Orleans tradition, but really they made it all up from whole cloth. It became a spectacular and unique dining experience.

Brennan's premiered on the corner of Bourbon and Bienville in 1946, and moved to where it is now in 1955. Right before the move Owen Brennan, the founder, died at 45. His brothers, sisters, and sons took over the management and continued to enhance the restaurant. Brennan's expanded into other restaurants and cities, but the expansion put stress on the family. In 1973, the family went through a nasty split, with Owen's sons taking control of Brennan's and their aunts and uncles taking all the rest, with Commander's Palace as their new headquarters. After that, Brennan's settled into a groove from which it has never left. Its menu is largely the same as it was in the 1970s, and its last two chefs have been old-line masters who've worked there for decades. Nevertheless, it has remained solidly good.

Brennan's history is the most complex tale in the annals of the New Orleans restaurant business. It's well told in both of the Brennan's Restaurant cookbooks.

Brennan's.

DINING ROOM
Brennan's occupies an historic building around a classic French Quarter courtyard. Dining rooms on two floors flanks two sides of the slate-paved, lushly planted courtyard. The best dining rooms are the one just past the bar, and the Terrace, a long gallery alongside windows onto the patio. The upstairs dining rooms are beautiful--one has a working gasolier--but except for private parties and a few tables whose windows open onto the courtyard, they're to be avoided.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Breakfast (all of this is also available at lunch and dinner):
Eggs Sardou (artichokes, creamed spinach, hollandaise)
Eggs Bayou Lafourche (andouille, hollandaise)
Eggs St. Charles (fried trout, hollandaise)
Eggs Hussarde (Canadian bacon, tomato, marchand de vin sauce and hollandaise)
Eggs Shannon (fried trout, creamed spinach)
Eggs Nouvelle Orleans (crabmeat, brandy cream sauce)
Grillades and grits

Oysters Rockefell;er and Casino.

Dinner (this only scratches the surface of a titanic menu):
Oysters Casino
Oysters Rockefeller
Buster crabs with pecans
Escargots Bordelaise
Shrimp Trail
Crepes Barbara (with seafood)
Trout or Veal Kottwitz (artichokes, mushrooms)
Trout Nancy (crabmeat, capers)
Redfish Jaime (crabmeat, red wine sauce)
Blackened Redfish
Veal with crabmeat and pecans
Salmon Audubon (grilled, Creole mustard hollandaise, shrimp)
Chicken Lazone (spicy, tasso cream sauce)
Tournedos Taylor (two, with bearnaise on one and marchand de vin on the other)
Filet Stanley (marchand de vin, creamy horseradish sauce, and baked bananas)
Bananas Foster
Crepes Fitzgerald (cream cheese and strawberries)
Chocolate pecan pie

FOR BEST RESULTS
When making reservations and showing up at the desk, make certain they know you're a local person, and that you want to sit downstairs. There is an attractively-priced lunch menu weekdays that's designed for locals. Ask for it; the waiters don't always recognize that it even exists.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The prices are too high. Much of the menu is in need of brushing up to current taste standards. They really ought to enforce a dress code in the better dining rooms.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Eggs Sardou

Eggs Sardou is probably the most popular fancy egg dish in New Orleans, a fixture at Sunday brunch all over town. It was invented by Antoine's in honor of the French playwright Victorien Sardou, but Brennan's version, which added creamed spinach, is the one that gave the dish its star quality. It's best to do this when you have access to fresh artichoke bottoms. Poaching eggs requires the freshest eggs available. Only then will you be able to make the yolks stand up like golf balls instead of slouch down. That's why restaurants do that and you usually can't.

Creamed spinach:

Hollandaise:

Creamed spinach:

1. Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Add the flour and whisk into the butter, as if making a roux. Cook until the texture changes, but don't allow the mixture to begin to brown.

2. Remove from the heat. Add the milk and whisk until you have a thick bechamel, the texture of loose mashed potatoes. Add the salt, white pepper, and nutmeg.

3. Wash the spinach well but leave dripping wet. In a saucepan over medium-low heat, covered, cook the spinach until just tender. Remove the spinach from the pan. Squeeze out any excess water. Chop in a food processor, or by hand.

4. Stir the spinach into the bechamel until well blended.

Hollandaise:

1. Whisk the egg yolks and the vinegar briskly in a metal bowl set over a saucepan with about an inch of simmering water at the bottom. If you see even a hint of curdling in the eggs, take the bowl off the heat, but keep whisking. Keep going back and forth from the heat until the mixture turns thick and lightens in color. Whisk in a tablespoon of warm water.

2. Begin adding the softened butter, a pat at a time. After about a fourth of the butter is in there, you'll begin to see a change in the texture of the sauce. At that point, you can step up the addition of the butter a bit, and keep going till all the butter is incorporated.

3. Whisk in the cayenne and the lemon juice. Set the bowl in a bigger bowl of warm (not hot!) water and cover with plastic wrap.

Eggs:

1. Use a large stainless-steel skillet filled with water about an inch and a half deep. Bring it to a boil while dissolving the salt into it and adding the vinegar.

2. The hard part of poaching eggs is keeping them together as you add them to the pan. The best trick is to use a coffee cup--the kind that narrows at the bottom. Break one egg into each of four cups. (Or eight, if your skillet is big enough to fit all those eggs.)

3. When the water comes to a boil, lower the heat to the lowest possible setting. Slide the eggs carefully into the pan, two (or four, even) at a time. Let them simmer for three to four minutes, depending on the size of the eggs.

4. The best tool to remove the eggs with is a round skimmer with holes in it, or a large slotted spoon. Carefully remove one at a time, and let the excess water drip off.

5. Place about two tablespoons of creamed spinach into each artichoke bottom, making a depression in the center of the spinach. Slide a freshly-poached egg atop the spinach, then top with hollandaise. Repeat for all the other artichoke bottoms, two to a plate.

Serves four.