Food Almanac

Chefs In War
And Peace

Today in 1990, Iraq invaded Kuwait, resulting in the first Gulf War. One of the soldiers who served in that war, as a Marine sergeant, was one of our most celebrated chefs: John Besh.

Food Calendar
It is National Ice Cream Sandwich Day. My first recollection of ice cream sandwiches is from age eight, when our home in Kenner was served daily by a Red Wing ice cream man who drove his truck right in front of our house. He had two kinds of ice cream sandwiches. One was the oblong kind we see commonly now. The other was square, and at first glance appeared smaller. It was thicker, though, and I soon figured out that it was the better of the two. It was an early episode in discriminating taste.

I keep thinking that some dessert chef should create an ice cream poor boy. Dig it: an elongated profiterole, with layers of different flavors, including chocolate (representing the roast beef), strawberry (tomatoes), and pistachio (lettuce and pickles). Whipped cream for the mayonnaise. Nobody's done it yet--perhaps with good reason.

Annals Of Bon Vivants
Today in 1674 Philippe II, the Duke of Orleans, was born. New Orleans is named for him, because he was running France at the time of the founding of our city. St. Philip Street is named for his patron, although the duke was no saint. He took over as regent of France until Louis XV--who was only five when Louis XIV died--reached maturity. Philippe was a bit of an oddball, alternately brilliant and nutty, forceful and weak. He had a strong liking for the grand style of living Louis XIV epitomized. He was suspected of being homosexual (although he was married and had eight children). The French name for our city, Nouvelle Orleans, is in the feminine form; that's alleged to be a joke about Philippe's flamboyance. Phillipe II's eight years in power were among the most corrupt in French history, which is saying something. Whether that set a standard for his namesake city is something to be considered over glasses of absinthe.

The Saints
Today in 1967, the New Orleans Saints played their first game, in Tulane Stadium. It was a pre-season loss to the Rams, 16-7. The stadium food began its long downward descent.

Appetizing Places
Cook, Ohio is twenty-seven miles southwest of Columbus, the state capital. It began as a station on the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad. The trains still roll through Cook, but don't stop. This is wide, flat farmland, and a cluster of houses is on the Cook-Yankeetown Road here. It's not too far to the nearest eateries, several of which are in Mount Sterling, three miles northeast. I like the modest sound of the Corner Restaurant there.

Penny Party
Today in 1909, the first Lincoln pennies were minted. They were the first U.S. coins to bear the likeness of a real person. In 1909, you could buy many things for a penny. Those days ended sometime in the 1970s. Penny gum machines persisted at least that long. The last one I knew about was at the bus shelter on Carrollton at Claiborne, which dispensed two peppermint Chiclets wrapped in cellophane for a single copper. In the store where I worked as a teenager, a penny would buy Mary Janes, Five-Somes (five chocolate-covered malted milk balls in a cellophane sleeve), or a box of wooden matches for a penny until about 1969. Now pennies are strictly for getting payments exactly right. A lot of cashiers now don't bother, and just round up your change.

Annals Of Canning
Today in 1904, Michael Owen was granted a patent for a glass-shaping machine. That invention gave rise to the widespread use of glass jars for food storage and marketing.

Edible Dictionary
escabeche, [ess-kah-BEH-shay], Spanish, n., adj.--Most fish dishes that are marinated and cooked have those processes performed in that order. This approach reverses the order. The fish (it can be made with other foods, but fish is most common) is first fried or (less commonly) grilled. Then it's marinated in a combination of vinegar, herbs, pepper, and salt, and served cold. Variations on the idea are found throughout the Mediterranean countries, but it is most popular in Spain. In New Orleans, we're most likely to see it in Caribbean cooking. A Jamaican cousin to escabeche called "escoveitched fish" is a little different. The fish is marinated first, then grilled.

Food Namesakes
Kevin Bacon was married today to Kyra Sedgwick, in 1992.

Words To Eat By
"Watermelon—it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."--Enrico Caruso, famed operatic tenor, who died today in 1921.

Words To Drink By
"If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while."--Joseph Schenck, early American film producer.



Outside World

To Intensify
Flavor, Dilute.

Talk about counter-intuitive! It's well known that the flavors of some sauces, hot and cold, can be improved--actually made more intense--by adding water. To make a long story short, the resulting dilution is more accessible to your taste apparatus. (Smell, too.) To make a short story long, read this article from the scientific-minded tastemeister Harold McGee. He says add water to wine. I've done that for years. Click here for the article.

Virgin Or Not?
the phrase "extra virgin olive oil,'" like "jumbo lump crabmeat," is such a mark of quality that it gets applied to product that isn't, really. An investigator in California has discovered not only that a lot of oils labeled (and priced) as extra-virgin isn't, really. Some of it isn't even entirely olive oil. Click here for the article.

Buffets: Threat Or Menace?
Here's an article from the FoodSafety News, a serious journal for those in the business of serving food without contagion. It tell how to eat safely at a buffet. Implying that there's something potentially dangerous about buffet service. You'd better read this if you are a fan of the troughs. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

The Most Common Criterion Of Restaurant Goodness.
I wanted to enter this comic strip and tell the characters, "It's something new. It has something or other to do with how good the food tastes." Click here for the cartoon.

Adventures In The Supermarket Deli, Episode #74-855
Those salads inside the glass case: does anyone ever actually order them? What are they, anyway? Click here for the cartoon.

She Wouldn't Have Seen It In The Cappuccino.
You've got to be full of surprises when you take a girl to dinner. But the surprises are better when they're small. Click here for the cartoon.

And They Only Had To Wait Two Hours.
What they didn't know was that those two martinis at the bar would be their last ones, forever. House rules. Click here for the cartoon.

 

Today's Menu

Food People.
Jimmy Brennan, who built the fabulous wine cellar at Brennan's, died recently. I have a few memories of him to share.

Dining Diary
Three enchiladas, each with a different filing and a different salsa, make for a good but big lunch at Mi Casa. ¶Kyoto puts out a good array of sushi, a few days before they go on vacation. All is good.

Restaurant Report
**
Gattuso's.
A neighborhood deli in the old part of Gretna, serving enormous and very good sandwiches, good Italian platters, and what seems like a thousand other things.

Recipe
Spicy Green Beans Amandine. Green beans have suddenly come back into vogue--and not those tasteless "tender-crisp" beans, either. Here's a local take on an old classic. It can be serve hot or cold.

Appetizers
And Leftovers

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Thursday, Aug. 5
Andrea's
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Maximo's
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Thursday, Aug. 26
Nathan's
Slidell
Five courses, $70, inclusive of tax, tip, and wines

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Eiffel Tower.

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1107 Restaurants Open Around Town

Most Special Summer Menus Now In Play
Coolinary Begins Officially

Although a lot of restaurants have been running summer specials for some time now, the Coolinary promotion from the New Orleans Convention and Visitors Bureau premiered yesterday. In most restaurants, it will run through September. The idea is to persuade locals to dine out more often in the two slackest months of the year for visitor and convention traffic. The upshot is the best time of the year for diners, with a wide range of complete dinners going for around $35.

MENU will increase the pace at which we run these menus until we catch up with all of them. (I think we could wind up with as many as forty.) The entire collection of Coolinary and other summertime menus is here.

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Bayona's Summer Of Early Dining
The Coolinary menu at Bayona is simple but appetizing enough: these are dishes that have been signatures of the restaurant practically since it opened twenty years ago. You can have it for dinner any night except Sunday. It's an early-evening special, so you have to be there at the six p.m. seating to get this three-courses for $34.

Cream of Garlic Soup
~or~
Soup of the Day
~or~
Bayona Salad
With balsamic vinaigrette
~or~
Eggplant Caviar
With tapenade

Fish of the Day
~or~
Grilled Duck Breast with Pepper Jelly Glaze
~or~
Vegetarian Dish of the Day

Homemade Ice Creams or Sorbets

Coffee or Tea

**** Bayona. French Quarter: 430 Dauphine. 504-525-4455.

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*** Tujague's
French Quarter: 823 Decatur, 504-525-8676.
Dinner: three courses, $28.

Shrimp Remoulade
~or~
Soup Du Jour

Entree Specials
Three to choose from daily
~or~
Filet Mignon
Six-ounce, grilled to order

Desserts Du Jour

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All The Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Food People.

Architect Of Brennan's Fabulous Wine Cellar
Jimmy Brennan, 1940-2010

Last Wednesday, while caught in traffic in middle of a rainstorm in East Texas, I got a call from Ted Brennan. His news was grave. Ted's brother Jimmy was dead. When are the services? I asked. They were for family only and had already happened, Ted told me. In fact, Jimmy had died ten days before. Few knew about it. It wasn't in the newspaper until yesterday.

Jimmy Brennan.But that seemed right. Jimmy was a very private man. Particularly by the standards of restaurateurs. He left the day-to-day operation of Brennan's on Royal Street to Ted and his other brother Pip. After Pip left the management of the restaurant a couple of years ago, Jimmy became more visible. Indeed, when I went there for dinner one night, I did a double-take when I saw him standing at the corner of the bar, greeting the arriving diners. It was the first time I'd ever seen him at that station.

Not that he was uninvolved. After the break in the Brennan family in 1973, Jimmy came home from Houston (he was managing the Brennan's there) and embarked upon a program that would bring Brennan's a tremendous amount of business and fame. Over a period of years, he filled Brennan's wine cellar with a collection of wine of such distinction that it won the Wine Spectator's top honors every year for a couple of decades.

And those bottles didn't just represent an enormous variety of labels. Brennan's cellar was amazingly wealthy in old vintages from the great wine regions of the world, but especially France. And we're not just talking about the great vintages of the great wines, but oddity vintages of some second- and third-growth Bordeaux. For some reason I recall most vividly a 1967 Chateau Cos d'Estournel I had there in the early 1990s.

That wine was all of $55. It incredible then and now that a twenty-year-old claret could go for anything like that. But they left the prices more or less where they were when they first bought the wines. In the 1980s and 1990s, there was no better wine cellar in New Orleans--and no better bargain. Brennan's wine cellar was Jimmy Brennan's creation and his claim to fame.

I knew Jimmy only well enough to know that he liked to joke around with people, even those he didn't know very well. I hear this is something he picked up from his father Owen, who put the Brennan family in the restaurant business in the first place.

Coincidentally, I was in Houston a few days after hearing the news, and had dinner at Brennan's there. A waiter whose career at Brennan's overlaps Jimmy's tenure in Houston told me, "Customers still ask me about Jimmy all the time, even though he left in 1973," he said. "Everybody liked him. I thought he was a good man."

He died of complications from stomach cancer, a problem he fought for the past decade or more. Jimmy Brennan was seventy when he left us on July 18. The impact of his departure will certainly be felt at the restaurant, where the next generation of Brennans is moving in. I hope the wine cellar will continue its excellence, as a legacy of the man who not only built it in the first place but had to dump it all after katrina ruined it and rebuild from scratch. The man had both taste and tenacity.



Dining Diary

Monday, July 19. Mi Casa. I spent over an hour on the phone with Amtrak, ironing out plans for our train trip to Chicago in September. They appear to handle all group bookings manually. The good news was that everybody I confirmed now has a firm sleeping space assigned. The bad news is that I had to return three checks from people who wanted to go, but who got in too late. I told several more not to bother sending in their deposits. The entire train is out of sleepers. I'll bet I could have filled the better part of another entire car. As it is, the Eat Club will have the sleepers to ourselves.

Mi Casa.

Lunch at Mi Casa, the well-hidden Mexican place whose best directions are "go in back of Cane's, make a U-turn in the spot where you'll be forced to roll over grass to make the maneuver, then roll over the curb to get into the parking lot." Mi Casa shares a building with a fitness center. I'll bet that lowers sales in the restaurant by at least three-tenths of one percent, account of guilt.

Three enchiladas, three sauces.

Mi Casa is a simple Tex-Mex place, but I like it pretty well when I'm in the mood for that. This lunch--which I swear I meant to be light--was a platter of three different enchiladas, each with its own salsa. And beans and rice, thereby adding up to too much food. But pretty good, particularly at the price. And filling up at lunch would help latter when the Marys told me that they didn't want to have dinner. I'm sure their dieting has taken a few ounces off my own frame.

** Mi Casa. Covington: 109 Crestwood Blvd . 985-892-8969. Mexican.

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Tuesday, July 20. Kyoto. Went into town early to write the check to Amtrak for the Eat Club's Chicago trip. You have to actually go to the station to do this. I gave myself an extra forty-five minutes for that. It wasn't enough. The reservations clerk admitted that he handled groups so seldom he didn't remember exactly how to fill out the form, took all that time to fill out two forms in sextuplicate--all by hand. The computer wasn't down; this was the normal way Amtrak does group tickets. They also wanted to know about the Eat Club, and what it was like to be on the radio. Nice guys. But if I hadn't rushed them up I would have been late getting on the air.

I get nervous when I write a check for five figures. Especially when what I get in return for it is a pair of handwritten forms in an envelope, plus the advice that if I lose it, there can be no refund.

I parked in front of Kyoto last week when I had dinner at La Thai Cuisine. The sight of the restaurant told me, "You haven't been here in a long time!" I haven't. So I called my little sister Lynn--a sushi buff--and asked whether I might treat her to a sampling of the food.

Sushi restaurants come in two packages. There's the sleek, lacquered, modern, glass-and-stainless-steel kind. And there are the restaurants that adapt to the space they find and can afford. The latter is usually in need of a renovation, with the sushi bar grabbing the biggest space, and everything else wedged in wherever it fits. If the architectural dichotomy is any indicator of how good the food will be, I'd say that places with the shoehorned-in look are noticeably better. At least here in New Orleans.

On the other hand, a contra-indicator was stuck to the window in the door. Kyoto, it said, would close for vacation in two or three days. I had to stop and think of the date to make sure this wasn't the very last night before the break. The last place you want to dine is in a restaurant on the verge of taking time off. Or--probably worse--one that has just returned.

Mushroom salad at Kyoto.

Lynn was there at the sushi bar when I arrived. We took an inordinately long time--almost long enough to kill an entire initial round of Asahi--to figure out what to get. Finally, we placed an order for tuna tataki, a wild mushroom salad, salmon nigiri, and two big specialty rolls. The latter was the cause of delay. Step one in ordering specialty rolls is reading the entire list to find the few that do not contain crabstick or crab salad.

Tuna tataki.

The soup came first, followed by the tuna tataki and the salad. I love tuna tataki. And its beef counterpart, too. It's essentially raw, but seared around the edge of each half-dollar-thick slice. This is a fine point. The chef can take the easy way out and put the fish on a just-hot grill, checking it every now and then while he works on something else. Or, if you're lucky, he can really blast it, for just a few seconds at a time, until the exterior is crunchy. The hard, thin rind then goes no deeper than the slice is thick. From the crustopause* on in, the fish is ice-cold. Splashes of ponzu add piquancy.

The wild mushroom salad was a surprise. This appeared to be more a cucumber salad than mushrooms, but you could surely taste the latter, mellow and woodsy, with an almost resinous finish. I liked this better than Lynn did.

Slow-Ya roll left, ceviche roll right.

The rolls were good and very filling. Maybe that's what they mean by the name "slow-ya" roll. Except for the tobiko, this was a vegetarian job, loaded with avocado. Loved it. The other was a ceviche roll, the fish marinated in citrus juice and covered with cilantro. Very refreshing. The basic salmon nigiri sushi is something I always order, so I can get a good look at the moisture and temperature of the rice and fish, without sauces and garnishes distorting things. I'd give this sample and eight on a scale of ten.

Lynn and I got into a discussion of my many nerdy fields of interest. I made the mistake of telling her that, after forty years of wondering, I'd figured out the mechanics of accordion-fold bus doors in GMC models older than around 1954. When these open and close, they do so with a unique motion, one too subtle for me to explain. I first noticed this when I was a little kid. The rhythm of the bus door has, for reasons I'm at a loss to explain, remained in the front row of my consciousness to this day. Streetcar doors have the same motion, but open so slowly that the subtlety is largely lost.

After I explained all that, Lynn must have thought (I'm sure not for the first time) that I might be a little too eccentric.

*** Kyoto. Uptown: 4920 Prytania. 504-891-3644. Japanese.

*crustopause, n.--The line at which the hard, crunchy exterior of a seared meat or seafood meets the soft, juicy interior. I just made up this word. It's one I think we need.


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Restaurant Report

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Gattuso's

Neighborhood Cafe. Sandwiches.
Gretna: 435 Huey P Long Ave.. 504-368-1114. Map.
Lunch and dinner Monday-Saturday.
Very Casual.
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WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
The Jefferson Parish courthouse creates a lot of business for restaurants. Few eateries in the neighborhood are as busy as Gattuso's. It's good enough that it draws customers from other parts of the West Bank, and well after the courts are closed for the day. The menu appears to contain every dish the owners ever thought of; it's hard to think of a local neighborhood-cafe dish that isn't on the list. The essential specialty, however, is easy to identify: sandwiches, beginning with poor boys and radiating outward in every direction.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The kitchen here is the old-fashioned kind that cooks nearly everything from scratch on site. The roast beef poor boy is a particularly good example of this, but the Italian-inspired dishes are better than you expect. Lapses of taste (i.e., cheese fries flooded with roast beef gravy) abound, but these are no less popular. I am least impressed by the seafood.

BACKSTORY
Gattuso's opened in 2000 in what looks like a former gas station, in Gretna's equivalent of the French Quarter.

DINING ROOM
The garish red building is hard to miss. It's more pleasant inside, with enough windows to make it seem spacious even when the place is packed--as it often is around lunchtime. The staff is friendly and happy. They take their time with the food, and you shouldn't come here in a rush.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Crab and corn bisque
Chili
Chicken-andouille gumbo
Guacamole or salsa with chips
Santa Fe chicken rolls
Beer battered onion rings
Fried calamari
Potato skins
Eggplant sticks
Fried pickles
Muffulettas: standard, seafood, or roast beef versions
Wrap sandwiches: shrimp, club, fried or grilled chicken, chicken or tuna salad, etc.
Reuben sandwich
Corned beef and Swiss on rye
Grilled tuna or chicken sandwich
Club sandwich
Hamburger
Meatball poor boy
Roast beef poor boy
Dirty bird (turkey poor boy with roast beef gravy)
Corned beef poor boy
Spaghetti and meatballs
Eggplant parmesan
Lasagna
Fried seafood platters
Grilled marinated chicken or tuna platter
Baby back ribs

FOR BEST RESULTS
When the courts recess for lunch a large number of people pile in here, sometimes creating a line. You'd be better off in the early evening. If a dish seems unlikely for the restaurant (guacamole, for example), see if there's something else that sounds better.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The fried seafood is less than crisp. The menu needs heavy pruning.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Spicy Green Beans Amandine

Some vegetables have become so identified with their canned versions that restaurants hesitate to serve them for fear customers will accuse them of tin-piercing. I'm happy to see that this prejudice has passed. All of a sudden, green beans have become cool. Not only that, but the squeaky, undercooked style that chefs used to force upon us has mellowed into a softer, more flavorful, and much more aromatic approach. (Stopping well short of the mush into which green beans used to be cooked, however.) Here is a classic way to serve green beans. It's good either hot as a side dish or cold as a salad.

1. Cook green beans in unsalted boiling water until just starting to become tender. Drain, drench with cold water, and either slice into pieces about an inch long, or leave whole. Set aside.

2. Saute sliced almonds and onion in butter in a large skillet until onion is transparent. Lower the heat and stir in salt, pepper, Tabasco, and vinegar.

3. Add the green beans and roasted bell pepper to the skillet. Toss with the other pan ingredients until well mixed and heated through. Serve immediately.

Serves four.