Food Almanac

Food Calendar
It's National Watermelon Day. The National Watermelon Promotion Board seems to know nothing about this. However, they do have a wealth of information and recipes here. My old traffic reporter Don Wilbanks once gave me some slices of golden watermelon, which I'd never tasted. The color of a cantaloupe, it's not as sweet as red watermelon, but good. Watermelon is my daughter's favorite flavor of hard candy. However, watermelon has only occasionally showed up in gourmet settings. I suppose this is because the fruit conjures up images of sitting outside in the grass and eating huge hunks of it, not caring how messy you get in the process. You can't eat just a little bit of watermelon.

As much as we consider watermelon a major local eating presence, it's not from around here. The vine originated in Africa, almost certainly in the Nile Valley. It spread all over the world from there. The Chinese have been growing and eating it for at least a millennium. One last fact about this refreshing fruit: the rid is as nutritious as the sweet flesh in the center.

Appetizing Places
Watermelon Branch comes tumbling down the Walnut Mountains in far western North Carolina. This is part of the Pisgah Range, which one travels when on the Blue Ridge parkway. In about a mile and a half, Watermelon Branch comes down about a thousand feet, then washes into the equally swift Big Laurel Creek, a favorite of rafters. From there the water works its way through intermediate streams into the Tennessee River, the Ohio, and the Mississippi. This part of the United States has more places with food names than any other. The Little Creek Cafe five miles east is the place to eat.

Edible Dictionary
muskmelon, n.--A slightly more generic than cantaloupe, the best known and most widely grown of the muskmelons. Honeydews, casabas, Crenshaws, and several more uncommon varieties are all muskmelons. The name comes from the aroma of the ripe fruit, which is apparent even before you cut into it. Although the word "musk" has a more earthy meaning now, in Iran--where the muskmelons originated--the word means "perfumed." Giving off this aroma is a prime characteristic of a good cantaloupe. All these melons are in the same family with cucumbers, gourds, squashes, and watermelons.

The Old Kitchen Sage Sez:
You can tell whether a melon was picked at the right ripeness by fingering the spot where the stem was. If it's jagged, it was picked before it should have been, and will never get really ripe.

Annals Of Elegant Dining
Martha Stewart was born today in 1941. A great deal of her advice involves creative ways to serve food and lots of recipes, although whenever I read such articles in her magazine I get the idea that everything is conceived more for effect on the brain and eye than on the palate. Still, her ideas have certainly changed the way food is served in American households with ambitions to elegance.

Annals Of Bad Food
This is the day in 1975 when the Superdome was dedicated. It has since been part of many unforgettable moments in New Orleans history. But nobody in the Superdome's management ever seems to say, "Why don't we offer something really good to eat in here?" I once heard one of the operators of the Dome's food services claim that for Saints games, they have to start frying the chicken fingers at the midnight before. Boy, I'll bet those are good.

Some good food infiltrates anyway, as during the New Orleans Wine and Food Experience's Grand Tastings in May. Maybe it will inspire something permanent. Like, how hard could it be to find a vendor who will serve a great poor boy? Or great pizza? Or a great hot dog? If Zephyr Stadium can do it, why not the Dome?

Restaurant-Enhancing Inventions
Elisha Graves Otis, who invented an automatic braking system that made elevators safe and therefore useful, was born today in 1811. Unlike in other places, Otis's invention had little effect on the New Orleans dining scene, which continues to find people reluctant to dine anywhere but on the ground floor.

Long Reaches For Almanac Entries
Today is the birthday, in 1801, of Sir Joseph Paxton, the English landscape designer and architect who created the Crystal Palace in the London Exhibition in 1851. He announced once that he'd like to build a community on the American prairie. The citizens of Prairie City, Illinois thought that if they renamed their town Paxton, the architect would build his town there. So they did. But he never set foot in the place. I did, however--twice. On a trip to Chicago in 1972, we stopped for a terrific catfish dinner there in a 1940s-style downtown diner called Carman's Arcade Cafe. I returned in the mid-1980s and found Carman's was still there, but the catfish wasn't as memorable. And now you have too much information.

Music To Eat Rice-A-Roni By
Today is the birthday, in 1926, of Tony Bennett. Only Frank Sinatra is heard more often in Italian restaurants. Sinatra himself said the he thought Tony Bennett was the best interpreter of the American popular song. Although he's recorded better songs, his most famous hit--I Left My Heart In San Francisco--sends a chill of longing to be in that city there down my spine. I think I'll listen to it now.

Food Namesakes
Hamilton Fish, Secretary of State in the Grant administration, was born on this date in 1808. Did he come from Roe? No, but . . Reginald Heber Roe, early proponent of education and tennis in Australia, served himself up today in 1850. . . Boxer and martial arts fighter Eric "Butterbean" Esch started putting on weight today in 1966. He weighs almost 400 pounds.

Words To Eat By
"Some people kiss as if they were eating watermelon."--Saadat Hasan Manto, Pakistani writer of short stories.

"If I can't have too many truffles I'll do without."--Colette, French writer on living well. She died today in 1954.

Words To Drink By
"To Gasteria, the tenth muse, who presides over the enjoyments of taste."--A toast by Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, a french chef and cooking authority of the 1800s.



Outside World

The Excellence Of Hummus.
It's made out of beans and seeds--a good start. It has a good bit of fat, but it's good fat. People have been eating it for thousands of years. It's taking over the prepared spread section of the supermarket. What's not to like? Click here for the article.

To Intensify
Flavor, Dilute.

Talk about counter-intuitive! It's well known that the flavors of some sauces, hot and cold, can be improved--actually made more intense--by adding water. To make a long story short, the resulting dilution is more accessible to your taste apparatus. (Smell, too.) To make a short story long, read this article from the scientific-minded tastemeister Harold McGee. He says add water to wine. I've done that for years. Click here for the article.

Virgin Or Not?
the phrase "extra virgin olive oil,'" like "jumbo lump crabmeat," is such a mark of quality that it gets applied to product that isn't, really. An investigator in California has discovered not only that a lot of oils labeled (and priced) as extra-virgin isn't, really. Some of it isn't even entirely olive oil. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

Falafel Was A Jedi, And Kibbeh Nayyeh Was A Wookie.
The perfect movie to eat Lebanese food by is. . . no, not Lawrence of Arabia, but. . . Click here for the cartoon.

The Most Common Criterion Of Restaurant Goodness.
I wanted to enter this comic strip and tell the characters, "It's something new. It has something or other to do with how good the food tastes." Click here for the cartoon.

Adventures In The Supermarket Deli, Episode #74-855
Those salads inside the glass case: does anyone ever actually order them? What are they, anyway? Click here for the cartoon.

 

Today's Menu

Food People.
Jimmy Brennan, who built the fabulous wine cellar at Brennan's, died recently. I have a few memories of him to share.

Dining Diary
I am kicking myself for not having dined at the Acropolis Cuisine in so long. A dinner there proves that it's as good with basic Italian ¶A second look at American Sector brings forth two very confusing and disappointing dishes, but a good time anyway with old friends. Peckishness that evening makes me the last customer at Rusty Pelican in Mandeville, where I have a great crab cake salad with plastic utensils (!).

Restaurant Report
**
Gattuso's.
A neighborhood deli in the old part of Gretna, serving enormous and very good sandwiches, good Italian platters, and what seems like a thousand other things.

Recipe
Watermelon Salsa. Absolutely the best use for leftover watermelon.

Appetizers
And Leftovers

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Slidell
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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1107 Restaurants Open Around Town

Most Special Summer Menus Now In Play
Coolinary Begins Officially

Although a lot of restaurants have been running summer specials for some time now, the Coolinary promotion from the New Orleans Convention and Visitors Bureau premiered yesterday. In most restaurants, it will run through September. The idea is to persuade locals to dine out more often in the two slackest months of the year for visitor and convention traffic. The upshot is the best time of the year for diners, with a wide range of complete dinners going for around $35.

MENU will increase the pace at which we run these menus until we catch up with all of them. (I think we could wind up with as many as forty.) The entire collection of Coolinary and other summertime menus is here.

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Coolinary Times Begin At Brigtsen's.
Among the more attractive summertime menus around town is that of Brigtsen's. Not only because the food is great, but because through most of the year it's not easy to get a table in the little Riverbend bistro. Summer changes all the patterns, though, and we must save hay while the sun shines. Check out this menu:

Duck & Pistachio Pâté
with red onion marmalade, Creole mustard, & homemade pickles
~or~
Coconut Shrimp Bisque
with ginger & garlic

Pannéed Veal
with mushrooms, asparagus, and lemon parmesan sauce
~or~
Grilled Fish with Shrimp
jalapeño smoked corn beurre blanc

Strawberries, Raspberries, And Summer Melons
In champagne vanilla sabayon
~or~
Trés Lechés Cake
with pineapple brulée and piña colada sauce

The price: a steal at $32. It persists though September.

**** Brigtsen's. Riverbend: 723 Dante, 504-861-7610.

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Two Courses, $15 At Mimi's, River Ridge.
Mimi's is one of very few restaurants of any note in River Ridge, but it's good enough to make the trip down Jefferson Highway even if you don't live around there. Chef David Whitmore has taken the summer-special idea one step farther: his is only $15. There are a few minor catches. It's two courses instead of three, and you can only get it Tuesday through Thursday. Also, there is no set menu, as the chef creates a new one each week. Here's what's on this week:

Summer Garden Salad
with creamed spinach, shiitake mushrooms and artichokes, and roasted fingerling potatoes

Grilled Amberjack
with tomato-pesto sauce and baby lima beans
~or~
Grilled Pork Tenderloin
with Creole mustard sauce, black eyed peas and andouille, and braised red cabbage
~or~
Shrimp and Angel Hair Pasta
with herb tomato sauce, and pecorino romano
~or~
Veal and Italian Sausage Bolognese Lasagna

White Coffee Cream Custard

This menu, again, will change weekly. The deal lasts until mid-September. Apparently the summer doldrums end early in River Ridge.

*** Mimi's. River Ridge: 10160 Jefferson Hwy. 504-737-6464. Creole.

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All The Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Food People.

Architect Of Brennan's Fabulous Wine Cellar
Jimmy Brennan, 1940-2010

Last Wednesday, while caught in traffic in middle of a rainstorm in East Texas, I got a call from Ted Brennan. His news was grave. Ted's brother Jimmy was dead. When are the services? I asked. They were for family only and had already happened, Ted told me. In fact, Jimmy had died ten days before. Few knew about it. It wasn't in the newspaper until yesterday.

Jimmy Brennan.But that seemed right. Jimmy was a very private man. Particularly by the standards of restaurateurs. He left the day-to-day operation of Brennan's on Royal Street to Ted and his other brother Pip. After Pip left the management of the restaurant a couple of years ago, Jimmy became more visible. Indeed, when I went there for dinner one night, I did a double-take when I saw him standing at the corner of the bar, greeting the arriving diners. It was the first time I'd ever seen him at that station.

Not that he was uninvolved. After the break in the Brennan family in 1973, Jimmy came home from Houston (he was managing the Brennan's there) and embarked upon a program that would bring Brennan's a tremendous amount of business and fame. Over a period of years, he filled Brennan's wine cellar with a collection of wine of such distinction that it won the Wine Spectator's top honors every year for a couple of decades.

And those bottles didn't just represent an enormous variety of labels. Brennan's cellar was amazingly wealthy in old vintages from the great wine regions of the world, but especially France. And we're not just talking about the great vintages of the great wines, but oddity vintages of some second- and third-growth Bordeaux.

For example, I recall vividly a 1967 Chateau Cos d'Estournel I had there in the early 1990s. That wine was all of $55. It's incredible then and now that a twenty-year-old claret could go for a price like that. But Jimmy left the prices more or less where they were when he first bought the wines. In the 1980s and 1990s, there was no better wine cellar in New Orleans--and no better bargain. Brennan's wine cellar was Jimmy Brennan's creation and his claim to fame.

I knew Jimmy only well enough to know that he liked to joke around with people, even those he didn't know very well. I hear this is something he picked up from his father Owen, who put the Brennan family in the restaurant business in the first place.

Coincidentally, I was in Houston a few days after hearing the news, and had dinner at Brennan's there. A waiter whose career at Brennan's overlaps Jimmy's tenure in Houston told me, "Customers still ask me about Jimmy all the time, even though he left in 1973," he said. "Everybody liked him. I thought he was a good man."

He died of complications from stomach cancer, a problem he fought for the past decade or more. Jimmy Brennan was seventy when he left us on July 18. The impact of his departure will certainly be felt at the restaurant, where the next generation of Brennans is moving in. I hope the wine cellar will continue its excellence, as a legacy of the man who not only built it in the first place but had to dump it all after katrina ruined it and rebuild from scratch. The man had both taste and tenacity.



Dining Diary

Wednesday, July 21. Acropolis. Mary Ann says she has a television appearance booked for me next week in Dallas. A month or so ago, I told the radio station I would vacation this week and next for this very sort of thing. Between engagements, I would drive around Texas, perhaps even visit my beloved Big Bend country. In the original plan, I would leave tomorrow--perhaps with Mary Ann, perhaps not. But, since no plans have been made, it looks like the weekend before anything will happen.

Dinner at Acropolis Cuisine, for my first time in years. I forget it's there. The place is almost invisible, in a small, old strip mall on Veterans Boulevard, swallowed up by many bigger, more glittering restaurants. And there's not enough parking on front (there's more around back, but you don't know that if you've never been).

Eggplant Parmigiana.

The food at Acropolis has always been terrific, and the prices are so low that I don't see how anyone with even a slightly avid appetite could resist it. Enough other people have made this discovery to keep the place happily busy. The menu is predominantly Greek, but Greek food is a tough sell. So they flesh it out with Italian dishes and pizza. I never tried that part of the menu until tonight. The motherly waitress said I would like the heaping platter (is there any other size?) of angel hair pasta with red sauce and eggplant Parmigiana. And I did. I couldn't conjure up a memory of one I enjoyed more.

The eggplant parm was the entree in one of several four-course dinners Acropolis offers nightly. You start with either the soup of the day or the avgolemono soup. Egg and lemon soup, as classic a Greek dish as I can imagine, here served with a very generous admixture of chicken. Again, I tried to remember one as good as this. Maybe the Royal Oak equaled it, but that was back in the 1970s, and I can't trust my memory to make a fair comparison. I think I might have to get this soup every time I come in from now on.

Bread pudding.

I finished up with an excellent bread pudding, with pecans both in the pudding and the sauce, and a nice flavor of cinnamon or nutmeg. Came with the dinner!

*** Acropolis Cuisine. Metairie: 3841 Veterans Blvd. 504-888-9046. Greek. Pizza. Pasta.

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Thursday, July 22. Tropical Storm? American Sector. Rusty Pelican. The weather service is saying that Bonnie, a storm just barely strong enough to have a name, will cross weakly over the Keys, then head straight for New Orleans. They also say it probably won't get very strong. But the BP crews working on the snafued oil well are clearing out, just in case. They're leaving the newly-placed cap in place. They have been watching it around the clock, but seem to think that it will hold for now. So all this adds up to a good-news, bad-news excuse for conversation.

Lunch with Bill and Jim Thomas, father and son, and fellow Manresa men. Bill looks so much like my own late father that even after knowing Bill for twenty years, I still get a twinge of recognition when I look at him.

We met at American Sector, John Besh's retro place in the World War II Museum. Bill, who is old enough to recall The Big One vividly, had been there before and explored the museum, too. He was intrigued by the menu, which is based on the kinds of dishes people ate in the 1940s. I'm interested in it too. Even after eating about two-thirds of the offerings at our Eat Club surfeit a couple of weeks ago, there's plenty more food for me to try here.

I began with oyster stew, the kind we call old-fashioned because almost nobody serves it anymore, made with milk, butter, and green onions. The first hurdle for the restaurant was actually getting the oysters, which they did. In fact, they were large and meaty, and the broth was rich and just peppery enough.

Beef tongue open-face sandwich.

Bill and I were both interested in the beef tongue sandwich, and he wanted to try the beef daube. I ordered one and he the other. Neither dish fit our expectations. Beef tongue is a deli cold cut, if no longer a common one. It's usually made into a cold sandwich. Instead, what came out was an open-face sandwich (not a sandwich at all, really) of hot, thin-sliced tongue in gravy. If I'd know this, I wouldn't have asked for the sauerkraut, which I thought would go well with the cold tongue. Even after shifting my paradigms, I can't say I'd ever get this again.

Daube at American Sector.Bill had a better dish, but it was puzzling as well. Daube is one of those words that has several dramatically different meanings. The two most common are the slices of roast beef simmered in spaghetti sauce, and the hogshead-cheese-like cold appetizer served during the holidays. What we had here was another beef stew, with carrots, zucchini, and green beans in another brown gravy, the beef slices hidden at the bottom.

Jim knew exactly what he was getting, and got it. A Vietnamese poor boy, made with several treatments of pork, with pickled carrots, onions, and cucumbers. He could only finish half of it, but that owed to entirely to its large size.

Vietnamese poor boy.

Because we know one another from our annual retreat, our conversations have a way of focusing on big life issues, almost always with an optimistic slant. But Bill had read Hungry Town, and while he enjoyed it, he was most struck by what I say about Mary Ann in the book. "She must be a saint to put up with you!" he said. That is probably true.

I didn't think I'd need dinner, but by the time I made it across the lake after the radio show I opened consideration of a quick supper. The Rusty Pelican, in the middle of Old Mandeville, came to mind. I've tried to eat there for a couple of years, but it never seems to be open when I go. This time, it was--although it would close immediately after I left.

Rusty Pelican.

The Rusty Pelican is a contemporary diner, with a rustic style but squeaky clean. Hamburgers and sandwiches dominate the menu, with a few platters and salads filling it out. It's the kind of place you'd go with your kids after a baseball game.

Crab cake salad.

My expectations of the crab cake salad were suppressed by the $10.50 price, but I was surprised. The two crab cakes were crisp (as in deep-fried) on the outside and creamy on the inside, tasty all the way through. They looked so much like one another that a suspicion arose that they came into the restaurant ready for the fryer. But I don't know that, and since they were unarguably good I'll assume they were made in house. The greens, tomatoes and the remoulade dressing satisfied all the rest of my needs. Wish they would have tossed the salad with the dressing, but that service is getting to be a lost art.

And what's with the plastic utensils and the roll of paper towels instead of napkins? The quality of tabletops in restaurants--from the top to the bottom--keeps going down with each passing day.

*** American Sector. Warehouse District: 945 Magazine. 504-528-1940.

** Rusty Pelican. Mandeville: 500 Girod. 985-778-0364.


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Restaurant Report

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Gattuso's

Neighborhood Cafe. Sandwiches.
Gretna: 435 Huey P Long Ave.. 504-368-1114. Map.
Lunch and dinner Monday-Saturday.
Very Casual.
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Website

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
The Jefferson Parish courthouse creates a lot of business for restaurants. Few eateries in the neighborhood are as busy as Gattuso's. It's good enough that it draws customers from other parts of the West Bank, and well after the courts are closed for the day. The menu appears to contain every dish the owners ever thought of; it's hard to think of a local neighborhood-cafe dish that isn't on the list. The essential specialty, however, is easy to identify: sandwiches, beginning with poor boys and radiating outward in every direction.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The kitchen here is the old-fashioned kind that cooks nearly everything from scratch on site. The roast beef poor boy is a particularly good example of this, but the Italian-inspired dishes are better than you expect. Lapses of taste (i.e., cheese fries flooded with roast beef gravy) abound, but these are no less popular. I am least impressed by the seafood.

BACKSTORY
Gattuso's opened in 2000 in what looks like a former gas station, in Gretna's equivalent of the French Quarter.

DINING ROOM
The garish red building is hard to miss. It's more pleasant inside, with enough windows to make it seem spacious even when the place is packed--as it often is around lunchtime. The staff is friendly and happy. They take their time with the food, and you shouldn't come here in a rush.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Crab and corn bisque
Chili
Chicken-andouille gumbo
Guacamole or salsa with chips
Santa Fe chicken rolls
Beer battered onion rings
Fried calamari
Potato skins
Eggplant sticks
Fried pickles
Muffulettas: standard, seafood, or roast beef versions
Wrap sandwiches: shrimp, club, fried or grilled chicken, chicken or tuna salad, etc.
Reuben sandwich
Corned beef and Swiss on rye
Grilled tuna or chicken sandwich
Club sandwich
Hamburger
Meatball poor boy
Roast beef poor boy
Dirty bird (turkey poor boy with roast beef gravy)
Corned beef poor boy
Spaghetti and meatballs
Eggplant parmesan
Lasagna
Fried seafood platters
Grilled marinated chicken or tuna platter
Baby back ribs

FOR BEST RESULTS
When the courts recess for lunch a large number of people pile in here, sometimes creating a line. You'd be better off in the early evening. If a dish seems unlikely for the restaurant (guacamole, for example), see if there's something else that sounds better.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The fried seafood is less than crisp. The menu needs heavy pruning.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Watermelon Salsa

I'll bet you're already guessing that this came about because I found the remains of a partially-devoured watermelon, too ripe to mess with, in my refrigerator. Here's the other thing that came to mind: when I was growing up, I remember a lot of people putting salt on a watermelon. Another recollection: a watermelon and shrimp gazpacho a few weeks ago at Herbsaint. Why don't you make that into a into a salsa? my wife said. So here it is.

1. Process the watermelon in a food processor for a few seconds, to make a rough puree. Push through a medium sieve. (Better: run the watermelon through a food mill.)

2. All the ingredients together and allow the flavors to blend for an hour or so in the refrigerator.

Makes four cups.