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Music To Eat Red Beans And Rice By
It's Louis Armstrong's birthday, in 1901. He claimed to have been born on the Fourth of July, but records say otherwise. After all these years, it's mostly jazz buffs who understand just what a sweeping effect he had on the music of America. And the music of rest of the world, for that matter. You can learn fast enough: listen to the jazz Satchmo made in the 1920s, 1930s and 1940s, and it all becomes clear. Our city should have taken better care of Pops when we had him. He signed his letters with the ultimate New Orleans valediction: "Red Beans and Ricely Yours."

Food Calendar
In honor of Louis Armstrong's birthday, today is Red Beans and Rice Day. It's lucky that we eat lots of red beans in New Orleans. Of all the beans, red beans (also called kidney beans, but by nobody I know) may be the most salubrious. Loaded with soluble fiber, they have the ability to absorb and remove fat from your digestive tract--perhaps even from your blood. We counteract those good effects by cooking beans with ham fat and eating them with sausage. But they're still among the healthiest meals we eat.

Like many New Orleanians, I have a lifelong habit of eating red beans on Mondays. My mother cooked them every Monday, sure as the sunrise. I don't eat red beans every Monday, but when I don't I'm at least thinking about them. The lore about Monday red beans is that it was laundry day, and the homemaker didn't have time to cook anything that required a lot of attention. Red beans simmer for hours. (It has been pointed out that in most homes every day is laundry day, but never mind.) Red beans are also inexpensive enough that the longshoremen in the family could eat enormous servings of them and be both satisfied and well-nourished. Beans and rice together provide a complete protein, and make a fine meatless diet.

The most plausible source of our bean-eating habit is the Caribbean, where the beans of choice were black beans. Those didn't grow around here, but red beans did. (Most of the red beans we eat now grow in New York and Michigan.) A few local farmers do grow red beans, though. If you ever see fresh red beans, try them. They need no soaking, cook quicker, and taste better.

The major culinary issue surrounding red beans is how thick the sauce between them should be. My mother's beans were firm and discrete, in a sauce that would be runny by today's standards. I still prefer them that way. Others like the liquid component to be much thicker. Some have no whole beans at all. Eat 'em your way.

Appetizing Places
Kidney Creek runs through the Ottawa National Forest on the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, about twenty miles from the Wisconsin state line. The creek is ensconced in marshes for all of its three miles, and drains into Perch Lake, one of many glacier-formed lakes in that part of the world. The fishing is excellent all around there. They don't call it Perch Lake for nothing. If your luck is bad, it's a ten mile ride north to Bill's Grill in Sidnaw. I doubt they serve red beans, though.

Annals Of Snack Food
Today is also National Chocolate Chip Day. Every day is chocolate chip day in our house. My wife's idea of a proper breakfast is a dish of chocolate chips and a glass of milk. My daughter bakes a big, soft chocolate chip cookie every chance she gets. I note that in recent years dessert chefs have shown too great an interest in chocolate chips, shoving them into all kinds of desserts where they don't belong. Two particularly inappropriate places: bread pudding and cheesecake.

Annals Of Wine Marketing
By tradition, this is the day in 1693 when Dom Perignon, a Benedictine monk, tasted a bottle of Champagne wine that had gone through a second fermentation, thereby giving it bubbles, and said, "Come quick! I am tasting stars!" This is supposed to have been the creation of bubbly Champagne as we know it. The tale seems to be more legend than fact, but it has such a memorable ring to it that the makers of Champagne Dom Perignon do nothing to gainsay it.

Annals Of Popular Cuisine
This day in 1970, Poppin' Fresh--a.k.a. the Pillsbury Doughboy--was registered as a trademark in the U.S. Patent Office. He was created by adman and novelist Robert Ross. Originally, the Doughboy's squeaky voice was performed by deep-voiced radio and cartoon actor Paul Frees. A few years ago, a funny obituary of Poppin' Fresh ran in the Florida Herald, and has been circulated widely on the Web. Here it is. Next time you're with someone eating beignets who gets a little too much powdered sugar around the mouth, ask whether he or she has been making out (or worse) with Poppin' Fresh.

Edible Dictionary
borlotti bean, n.--A very light brown bean, usually splotched with a dark reddish-brown. It's about the same size as a navy bean or blackeye pea, but in a different family known as "shell beans." That name comes from the long, colorful pods of these beans. Although they originally came from the New World, borlotti beans have become very common and popular in Italy, where they're served most often in soups like pasta y fagioli. They're also good in salads. Borlottis are also called cranberry beans in this country, although there's some dispute as to whether the two are exactly the same.

Food And Drink Namesakes
Composer Arthur Butterworth was born today in 1923. . . Poet and multicultural writer Allison Hedge Coke expressed her first though today in 1958.

Words To Eat By
"But since he stood for England
And knew what England means,
Unless you give him bacon
You must not give him beans."--G.K. Chesterton.

Words To Drink By
"brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.--Ambrose Bierce, in his satirical The Devil's Dictionary.



Outside World

Ralph Brennan Faces Congress.
Ralph Brennan, who owns three restaurants in New Orleans and one in Califirnia, spoke to the House of Representatives Subcommittee on Commerce, Trade, and Consumer Protection yesterday (Tuesday, July 27). He had some distressing news to impart as regards business in Gulf Coast restaurants as a result of the oil spill. It's long, but worth reading. Here's a link to the entire text. Click here for the article.

The Excellence Of Hummus.
It's made out of beans and seeds--a good start. It has a good bit of fat, but it's good fat. People have been eating it for thousands of years. It's taking over the prepared spread section of the supermarket. What's not to like? Click here for the article.

To Intensify
Flavor, Dilute.

Talk about counter-intuitive! It's well known that the flavors of some sauces, hot and cold, can be improved--actually made more intense--by adding water. To make a long story short, the resulting dilution is more accessible to your taste apparatus. (Smell, too.) To make a short story long, read this article from the scientific-minded tastemeister Harold McGee. He says add water to wine. I've done that for years. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

How To Make Shish Kebabs Faster.
It's all in the wrist action, footwork, attention to detail. . .and picking out the right kind of vegetables. Click here for the cartoon.

Falafel Was A Jedi, And Kibbeh Nayyeh Was A Wookie.
The perfect movie to eat Lebanese food by is. . . no, not Lawrence of Arabia, but. . . Click here for the cartoon.

The Most Common Criterion Of Restaurant Goodness.
I wanted to enter this comic strip and tell the characters, "It's something new. It has something or other to do with how good the food tastes." Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
We have a romantic dinner at Brennan's, trying a few new and old dishes. Behind the scenes, something big had happened--but nobody who knew was talking, and nobody talking knew.

Restaurant Report
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Kim Anh.
In Harahan, this tiny Vietnamese place with an amazing history makes the best pho in town. Instant argument.

Recipe
Red Beans And Rice. Today is Red Beans And Rice Day.

Appetizers
And Leftovers

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Food Funnies
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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1107 Restaurants Open Around Town
Coolinary And Other Special Summer Menus Now In Play

Mike's Back With Summer Specials, $20 and $34.
Vicki Bayley and Chef Mike Fennelly are back at the place where they both made their first impressions on New Orleans diners almost twenty years ago. It's Mike's on the Avenue all over again, but with the stylish duo still surfing the currents of cuisine and coolness. Mike's penchant for mixing flavors and ingredients from disparate parts of the world continues. Even in the restaurant's Coolinary menus, which offer three courses' worth of lunch for $20, and three different ones at dinner for $34. It runs through September.

Lunch: $20
Edamame

Sesame oil and grey sea salt
~or~
Redfish Paté
Red onion confit and housemaid sesame crackers
~or~
Romaine Hearts
Creamy citrus-soy vinaigrette and manchego cheese

Pork Debris Wrap
Okinawa barbecue sauce, Asian slaw and French fries
~or~
Braised Brisket Panni French Dip
Jack cheese, pepper jelly and Asian slaw
~or~
Grilled Fish Tacos
Guacamole, salsa and Creole aioli

Lemon ice and Ketel Oranje cocktail
~or~
Lilikoi cheesecake
~or~
Chocolate pot-de-crème

Dinner: $34
Crispy Box Sushi

Ahi tuna, cajun crab and sweet sake-soy glaze
~or~
Louisiana Barbeque Oysters
Crispy pancetta
~or~
Creole Tomato and Red Onion Salad
Sake-sherry vinaigrette, bleu cheese and fire-dried pecans

Paneed Pork Chop
Smoked tomato sauce and orzo herb salad
~or~
Louisiana Seafood Paella
Shrimp, crawfish, smoked sausage and saffron orzo
~or~
Herb-Crusted Gulf Fish
Shrimp sauce, tomato salad and stir-fried green beans

Lemon ice and Ketel Oranje cocktail
~or~
Lilikoi cheesecake
~or~
Chocolate pot-de-crème

Mike's On The Avenue. CBD: 628 St. Charles Ave. 504-523-7600.

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Coolinary Menus, Lunch And Dinner, 7 On Fulton
The restaurant in the little-known Wyndham Hotel Riverfront--part of the Harrah's collection of hostelries--has a spiffy restaurant inside, cool and quiet. Chef Matthew Fultz has been there enough years now to have developed a cuisine of his own, and the food is better than the typical hotel fare. He presents two Coolinary menus, running through September. Both are three courses, and both come with a complimentary glass of wine.

Lunch: $21
Andouille and Seafood Gumbo
~or~
Mixed Green Salad
Creole mustard vinaigrette
~or~
Fried Redfish
Smoked cole slaw

Buttermilk Fried Chicken
Sauteed southern greens, new potato salad
~or~
Cochon du Lait
On wheat ciabatta, with fried green beans
~or~
Gulf Fish Amandine
Bacon lardons and sauteed green beans

Lavender Crème Brulee
~or~
Traditional Bread Pudding

Dinner: $32
Endive and Watercress Salad
Pears and blue cheese, candied pecans
~or~
Chicken and Vegetable Soup
Pulled chicken with fresh summer vegetables
~or~
Alligator Ravioli
Sauce piquant

Sauteed Red Grouper
Pickled vegetables, jambalaya couscous
~or~
Buttermilk Fried Chicken
Baby mache, wax bean salad
~or~
Grilled Ribeye
Pomme frites, sauteed haricot verts

Traditional Crème Brulee
~or~
Chef’s Choice Sorbet

*** 7 On Fulton. Warehouse District: 700 Fulton 504-681-1034.

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All The Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Food People.

Architect Of Brennan's Fabulous Wine Cellar
Jimmy Brennan, 1940-2010

Last Wednesday, while caught in traffic in middle of a rainstorm in East Texas, I got a call from Ted Brennan. His news was grave. Ted's brother Jimmy was dead. When are the services? I asked. They were for family only and had already happened, Ted told me. In fact, Jimmy had died ten days before. Few knew about it. It wasn't in the newspaper until yesterday.

Jimmy Brennan.But that seemed right. Jimmy was a very private man. Particularly by the standards of restaurateurs. He left the day-to-day operation of Brennan's on Royal Street to Ted and his other brother Pip. After Pip left the management of the restaurant a couple of years ago, Jimmy became more visible. Indeed, when I went there for dinner one night, I did a double-take when I saw him standing at the corner of the bar, greeting the arriving diners. It was the first time I'd ever seen him at that station.

Not that he was uninvolved. After the break in the Brennan family in 1973, Jimmy came home from Houston (he was managing the Brennan's there) and embarked upon a program that would bring Brennan's a tremendous amount of business and fame. Over a period of years, he filled Brennan's wine cellar with a collection of wine of such distinction that it won the Wine Spectator's top honors every year for a couple of decades.

And those bottles didn't just represent an enormous variety of labels. Brennan's cellar was amazingly wealthy in old vintages from the great wine regions of the world, but especially France. And we're not just talking about the great vintages of the great wines, but oddity vintages of some second- and third-growth Bordeaux.

For example, I recall vividly a 1967 Chateau Cos d'Estournel I had there in the early 1990s. That wine was all of $55. It's incredible then and now that a twenty-year-old claret could go for a price like that. But Jimmy left the prices more or less where they were when he first bought the wines. In the 1980s and 1990s, there was no better wine cellar in New Orleans--and no better bargain. Brennan's wine cellar was Jimmy Brennan's creation and his claim to fame.

I knew Jimmy only well enough to know that he liked to joke around with people, even those he didn't know very well. I hear this is something he picked up from his father Owen, who put the Brennan family in the restaurant business in the first place.

Coincidentally, I was in Houston a few days after hearing the news, and had dinner at Brennan's there. A waiter whose career at Brennan's overlaps Jimmy's tenure in Houston told me, "Customers still ask me about Jimmy all the time, even though he left in 1973," he said. "Everybody liked him. I thought he was a good man."

He died of complications from stomach cancer, a problem he fought for the past decade or more. Jimmy Brennan was seventy when he left us on July 18. The impact of his departure will certainly be felt at the restaurant, where the next generation of Brennans is moving in. I hope the wine cellar will continue its excellence, as a legacy of the man who not only built it in the first place but had to dump it all after Katrina ruined it and rebuild from scratch. The man had both taste and tenacity.



Dining Diary

Friday, July 23. Brennan's. The weathermen say that Bonnie may become a minimal hurricane, and that it will strike New Orleans head-on as a tropical storm tomorrow. Everyone seems to be yawning. After Katrina, storms like this seem like nothing--although Diane Newman at the radio station says that my show may be canceled tomorrow for heavy hurricane coverage. I can't figure out why she wouldn't just leave me there. I've covered hurricanes on the air since 1978, and I was on the air anchoring the reportage the night before Katrina and a few other storms. I hate being pigeonholed as Johnny One-Note.

Mary Ann offered herself as a dinner date. I suggested Brennan's, and she went along gladly. The restaurant was busy with a party upstairs, and the VIP room was nearly full. Meanwhile, Tales Of The Cocktail was swirling around the French Quarter, and the streets were full. It was not the usual dull summer night.

Soft shell crab (half).

Cremes with seafood.)

The chef started us off with a demi-soft-shell crab for an amuse. I thought I saw a new appetizer at the top of the list, but it proved to be a new name for what used to be called crepes Barbara. Obviously, a political problem had been raised by the old name. Barbara is Pip Brennan's wife, and Pip is now out of the restaurant's management. I stuck with the seafood crepes after I learned this, because I haven't had them in a long time. Some people are crazy about the dish; I am not one of those.

The next course, however, kept me the thrall of Brennan's turtle soup, which remains the best anywhere. I think I could eat this stuff every day for a year and never get tired of it.

Veal pecan.

I don't remember seeing a dish called veal pecan before. The waiter assured me not only that this was indeed a relatively new dish, but a very good one, topped with crabmeat. It was the big local lump crabmeat, too, not the out-of-season kind I've seen here now and then. Medallions of veal were encrusted with ground pecans and sauteed with what looked and tasted like a meuniere sauce. It was an oversize portion and a shade heavy. I think the main culprit was the sauce; they ought to think about altering this with a cream sauce. But good enough.

Trout amandine.

Mary Ann's order at Brennan's is always predictable. She gets a salad, then a piece of trout, topped either with crabmeat or (as today) almonds. That's always a great dish at Brennan's, and was again today.

Bread pudding.MA is not a dessert eater, and I feel silly getting a flamed dessert for one. In lieu of bananas Foster, I sampled the bread pudding--which, oddly, is not something they've served here in a long time, if ever. The sauce was unnaturally colored a bright yellow, but this had no effect on the good, custardy flavor.

I spoke at length with the waiters and the new maitre d'. He knew I was somebody, but not exactly what I did. In none of these conversations was it mentioned that, five days ago, Jimmy Brennan had died. That would be the most important possible news in this restaurant. I would not learn about it for five more days, when Jimmy's brother Ted called to tell me. Jimmy and Ted each own a third of Brennan's (Pip still owns the other third). If anyone here knew about Jimmy's demise, they were keeping it a secret, one that would remain from the public until I announced it on the air on July 28. But Jimmy always was a very private man.

**** Brennan's. French Quarter: 417 Royal, 504-525-9711.

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Restaurant Report

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Kim Anh's Noodle House

Vietnamese.
Harahan: 6624 Jefferson Hwy. 504-739-9995. Map.
Lunch and dinner continuously 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Monday-Friday.
Casual.
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WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Kim Anh is the city's best maker of pho--the famous Vietnamese beef and noodle soup. And given all the pho shops that have opened around the New Orleans area in recent years, that's saying something. The key is the broth, which is purer and better-tasting than any other I've tried.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The menu consists almost entirely of variations on just three dishes, all of which involve noodles in various forms. Leading the list is the pho, made here with either beef or pork broth. You can have it with beef, pork, shrimp, chicken, or the distinctive, firm pork or beef meatballs. A big bowl or a bigger bowl. The broth is beautiful to all the senses, clear and full of subtlety. The flavor keeps getting better the more of it you eat. Then there are the grilled meats or shrimp atop of steamed noodles or rice, filling and good, with the grilled pork or shrimp being the best versions. Finally, you may be interested in the stir-fried meats and vegetables with noodles ranging from soft to crisp, suggestive of Chinese cooking. All of this is very well made, as are the handful of appetizers.

BACKSTORY
The history of this restaurant is tragic and inspiring. In 1995, two members of Kim Anh's owning Vu family were gunned down at their New Orleans East restaurant by a rogue policewoman. They later reopened in the old neighborhood, only to be destroyed by the Katrina. The Vus persevered, moved the restaurant to Harahan, and press on with faith and terrific cooking.

DINING ROOM
It's a minuscule restaurant, with just a dozen tables, in an unexpected location: Harahan, never known for high adventure in its few restaurants. Nevertheless, Kim Anh is always busy, enough so that you'd think they'd keep the place open later than eight in the evening, or on weekends.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Vietnamese egg rolls (fried)
Spring rolls (fresh)
Veggie spring rolls
Wonton soup
Pho (beef noodle soup, served with choices of beef, meatballs chicken, or a combination)
Pork noodle soup
Bun (soft, cool vermicelli topped with grilled pork, beef, shrimp, meatballs, shrimp on sugar cane, or small fried eggrolls, with fresh and pickled vegetables)
Stir-fried noodles with choice of meat
Rice platters (like the bun and stir-fried dishes above, but with rice instead of noodles)
Chinese dishes:
Fried boneless chicken with vegetables
Beef with broccoli
Chicken with cashew nut
Pepper steak
Shrimp in lobster sauce
Pork with vegetables
Tofu with assorted vegetables
Beef in curry and coconut sauce
Sweet and sour chicken
Tapioca pearl smoothies (bubble teas)

FOR BEST RESULTS
They sometimes get so busy at lunch that you might have to wait for a place to sit down. It's less congested earlier in the morning (like many Vietnamese places, they open rather early, at 10 a.m.)

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
What could these people do with a restaurant bigger than a walk-in closet?

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Red Beans and Rice

Red beans and rice is the official Monday dish in New Orleans, found on that day in restaurants of almost every kind all over town. Although most people agree on the recipe, the trend in recent years--especially in restaurants--has been to make the sauce matrix much thicker than I remember growing up with.

This version is the old (and, I think, better) style, with a looser sauce. I have, however, added two wrinkles. One came from a radio listener, who advised that beans improve greatly when you add much more celery than the standard recipe calls for. That proved to be correct.

Also, the herb summer savory (sometimes just called "savory" in the spice rack) adds a nice flavor complement. If you can't find savory, use oregano, or just leave it out. Red beans are classically served with smoked sausage, but they're also great with fried chicken, oysters en brochette, or grilled ham. But the ultimate is chaurice--Creole hot sausage--grilled to order and transferred, along with all the dripping fat, atop the beans.

1. Sort through the beans and pick out any bad or misshapen ones. Soak the beans in cold water overnight. When ready to cook, pour off the soaking water.

2. In a large, heavy pot or Dutch oven, fry the bacon or ham fat till crisp. Remove the bacon or ham fat and set aside for garnish (or as a snack while you cook).

3. In the hot fat, sauté the bell pepper, onion, celery, parsley and garlic until it just begins to brown. Add the beans and three quarts of water. Bring to a light boil, then lower to a simmer. Add the salt, bay leaf, savory, black pepper, and Tabasco.

4. Simmer the beans, uncovered, for two hours, stirring two or three times per hour. Add a little water if the sauce gets too thick.

5. Mash about a half-cup of the beans (more if you like them extra creamy) and stir them in into the remainder. Add salt and more Tabasco to taste. Serve the beans over rice cooked firm. Garnish with chopped green onions and parsley.

The Ultimate: Grill some patties of Creole hot sausage and deposit it, along with as much of the fat as you can permit yourself, atop the beans. Red beans seem to have a limitless tolerance for added fat.

Meatless Alternative: Leave the pork and ham out of the recipe completely, and begin by sauteing the vegetables other than the beans in 1/4 cup of olive oil. At the table, pour extra-virgin olive oil over the beans. This may sound and look a bit odd, but the taste is terrific and everything in the plate--beans, rice, and olive-oil--is a proven cholesterol-lowerer.

Serves six to eight.