Food Almanac

Today's Flavor
It's National Banana Split Day. A banana split is delicious, because of the underrated affinity bananas and ice cream have for one another. (Cf. bananas Foster.) But how can anyone eat an entire banana split? I get full and queasy just thinking about it, but I'm not sixteen anymore. Today is also National S'Mores Day. S'Mores, created by the Girl Scouts, consist of graham crackers, Hershey bars, and marshmallows made into a sandwich and heated to near melting over a campfire. They are as irresistible as their name implies.

Appetizing Places
Newton, Massachusetts is the ancestral home of the Fig Newton cookie. It's a suburb of Boston but a pretty big place in its own right, an amalgamation of thirteen villages--among them Newton Centre, Newton Corner, Newton Highlands, Newton Lower Falls, Newton Upper Falls, Newtonville, and West Newton. Its name, which the people clearly love, is a contraction of "Newtowne." The city is a little too sophisticated to have a Fig Newton monument or anything like that, but on the one hundredth anniversary of the cookie (in 1991) there was a festival featuring a performance by the singer Juice Newton.

Edible Dictionary
sultana, n.--A white, seedless grape grown for eating rather than winemaking. It was originally developed in the Middle East, hence the name (the grape of the sultan). When it came to this country, the fresh grapes took on the name Thompson seedless (for the man who introduced them). The word sultana in the United States has come to mean the golden raisins made from these grapes. Sultanas have a subtler flavor than black raisins, and so they're preferred in some dishes. They're especially well-suited to include in bread pudding, particularly where some eaters might not like standard raisins.

Food Entrepreneurs
This is the birthday, in 1814, of Henri Nestle, the founder of the chocolate company that bears his name. A great deal of his success came from his breakthrough in making milk chocolate, which is credited with making chocolate candy possible. His business began with nut oils, bottled water, and lemonade. He invented infant formulas, which until that time were unheard of. He saw it as a way for undernourished children with distressed (or absent) mothers to stay healthy. Nestle is now one of the biggest producers in the world of all kinds of food.

Food In Show Biz
Jimmy Dean was born today in 1928. The sausage line he started spun him off but kept his name a few years ago, saying that they wanted a different spokesman. Hunh? He should have started Seth Ward Sausages then. That's his real name. . . Clara Peller, the old lady in the commercials for Wendy's that made "Where's the beef?" a national catchphrase, was born today in 1917. . . The movie American Pie 2 came out today in 2001. No more pie in it than in American Pie 1.

Deft Dining Rule #511
Tarte Tatin, regardless of which master French baker makes it, is not as good as a well-made American apple pie.

Annals Of Cola
Today in 1985, the original formula of Coca-Cola returned to the market as Coke Classic after being replaced briefly and to much public derision by New Coke. However, New Coke has conquered the rest of the world. It's only in America and Canada that Coke Classic is the standard.

The Saints
It is the feast day of St. Lawrence, who managed the Church's meager funds when it was still being persecuted by Rome. He is the patron saint of brewers, cooks, confectioners, and restaurateurs.

Food Namesakes
William Henry Fry was born today in 1815. He was a composer who has been called the father of American opera. His most famous work was Leonora. . . Actor Noah Beery, who was on The Rockford Files among other things, was born today in 1913. . . Pepsi Nunes, who writes about environmental issues and history, was born today in 1952. . . Leonard Lickorish, an authority on the business of tourism, was born today in 1921. . . Jay Cooke, a financier who raised a great deal of the money needed for the Union to prosecute the Civil War, was born today in 1821.

Words To Eat By
"Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first."--Josh Billings, American humorist of the late 1800s.

Words To Drink By
"potable, n.--Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific--and without science we are as the snakes and toads." --Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.



Outside World

The Customers Who Waiters Hate.
Are you one of them? Here's a collection of diner offenses the author heard from many servers. The title: "How To Drive Your Waiter Crazy." I suggest you don't. Click here for the article.

The Best Of New York Eating.
This is more about inexpensive cafes, ethnic places, street food, and other simple pleasures in the Big Apple, from New York Magazine. It focuses on particular dishes and styles, and includes lists from past years. Interesting! Click here for the article.

Where Did Coffee Come From?
That's a very good question. And there are a lot of proposed answers. I like this attempt at figuring it out. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

Men Vs. Women #693904-K.
Item: differences in apprehension of flavors. Why men prefer one palette of tastes, and women a different spectrum. Extreme examples of same. Click here for the cartoon.

Vampire's Favorite Beverage.
There's the Bloody Mary, of course, but that's obvious. This isn't: what's the vampire's favorite beer? Click here for the cartoon.

The Exercise Of Eating.
When they add up all the calories that you burn in a day, do they include things like the lifting of a fork with 100 reps? No! And. . . Click here for the cartoon.

What's Wrong With Young Diners,
#6-37525-G.

You'd think that after they'd been exposed to the wider world of great cuisine, they'd put the ketchup bottle down. Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
Does this sound like vacation? First, up at five to do a television show in Dallas. Then drive 250 miles to Houston. It gets better when we have a strikingly original dinner at Quattro.

Restaurant Report
**
Abita Springs Cafe.
The grooved-plank paneling inside, the door that constantly needs to be closed, the tables under ceiling fans on the wrap-around patio. . . it's all the stuff of the ideal small-town cafe. Breakfast is what you want, but dinner has just been added two days a week.

Recipe
White Bean And Artichoke Puree. This is a simple, rustic appetizer at Del Porto, one of the area's most sophisticated Italian restaurants. My wife--who holds dips in the highest imaginable regard--thinks this is one of the best she ever had.

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1108 Restaurants Open Around Town
Coolinary And Other Special Summer Menus Now In Play

Market Tuesdays At A Mano.
At A Mano, Chef Adolfo Garcia's confusingly-named Italian restaurant in the Warehouse District, they're instituting a new weekly event: Market Night. The chef heads to the weekly farmer's market at Uptown Square this morning, buys what looks good, then begins to assemble a full dinner menu from the bounty. All four courses of that dinner will be served family-style, with big tables and communal seating (sort of like our Eat Club dinners, I imagine). The price is $38, plus tax and tip. You have to be there at seven. Here's the menu:

Salumi
An assortment of house-cured meats

Antipasti
An assortment, depending on the market's riches

Pasta
The chef says, "Trust me."

Porchetta a la Romana
Roasted free-range pork from Justin Pitt's Farm in Mississippi, carved at the table, skin on, with crispy crackling served with roasted potatoes.

They didn't mention a dessert, but maybe there'll be one. Reservations are limited, and you do need one. If you miss this week's, there will be others.

A Mano. Warehouse District: 870 Tchoupitoulas, 504-208-9280.

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All 27 Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Dining Diary

Thursday, July 29. On TV In Dallas. To Houston. Quattro. We went to bed last night with a disturbing uncertainty. We didn't know what time I'm supposed to show up for my appearance on Good Morning Texas this morning. Such shows are notorious for requiring guests to be in the studio at 5:30 a.m. We were operating under that painful assumption.

At five a.m., we learned that Good Morning Texas doesn't go on until nine, and that eight-thirty was plenty early enough. We're only five minutes from the station. Yes! Back to sleep.

We awoke with time to have breakfast in the Mansion on Turtle Creek's marvelous dining room. We were the first ones in there. We had a more or less standard breakfast, with fresh juice and caffe latte and fruit around the eggs and bacon. Sixty-two dollars.

Good Morning Texas is not a typical lame morning show--but Dallas is a big market. The hosts--Rob McCollum and Amy Vanderoef--were network-quality sharp and smart. While I began cooking my sweet-heat pork tenderloin on the set, I watched them with the other guests. The most interesting were a half-dozen dancers for the Dallas basketball team. They were in full dance mini-outfits, which yanked the eyes of all the men on the set in their direction. Few things are more alluring than the figure of a dancer.

Also on the show before me were the Girls Scouts with their cookies, a woman who talked about eating healthy, and the Blue Bell Ice Cream guys. Texas is Blue Bell country. They had a couple of new flavors. I asked one of them why they stopped making Garlic Sardine. I think the guy took me seriously for a microsecond.

Then, my turn. Rob came over and volunteered to finish the pan sauce. The pork tenderloin was already seared and cooked. I had to perform the latter task in a microwave oven; there was no other way. While Rob reduced the sauce of apple juice and pepper jelly, he asked all the right questions: about the New Orleans restaurant scene, about the safety of Gulf seafood (he know it was fine, but wanted to make that point again), and about the dancers, who continued to distract us by standing near the stove, bending over and looking at my pan. I persuaded Rob to go along with a dumb skit. He tasted the sauce and said it needed a little Tabasco. I whipped out one of those teeny bottles of the stuff and said, "Well, here's a little Tabasco for you!"

The video of all this is here.

We checked out of the Mansion and left for Houston. We had to take I-45 all the way, to get my radio show on the air. So far, we've driven almost nothing but freeways. This is a far cry from the leisurely wandering I envisioned for this trip. And, so far, more work than work.

Mary Ann is a hamburger hound. She was intrigued by an article in Texas Monthly about the state's best burgers. One of the nominees was a Texas chain called Whataburger. I remember trying one of these on an early trip to Texas in 1976. I didn't think much of it then. But thirty-four years can make a lot of changes. We planned on lunching at a Whataburger en route to Houston, but every location was on the wrong side of the highway and back a few miles. We almost found one in Huntsville (home of Texas's hyperactive Death Row), but road construction separated the restaurant from the exit. No Whataburger today.

The metropolitan area of Houston is now as far north as Conroe. I remember Conroe's being a country town last time I was there (1976). It's unambiguously suburban now, with all the chain malls that implies. We continued into the heart of Houston, and the caliber of business changed. I saw an establishment called "Dago Tattoos" advertising to the I-45 stream.

I stayed at the then-new Four Seasons Hotel in 1984, when it hosted a conference on New Southwestern Cuisine. A terrific event, it turned me on to that exciting cuisine. One evening, the New Orleans contingent had a late-night party in my suite (press weasel perks were common back then), attended by Emeril (who'd just started at Commander's), Gerard Maras (then chef of Mr. B's), Cindy Brennan, Lally Brennan, and a few others. I had a great picture of all of us at that youthful time, but Katrina got it.

The Four Seasons looks dated. It's in good shape, but the style is too old to be hip and not old enough to be retro. Its main advantage is that it's a block or so from the Convention Center. That is on the less glittery side of downtown. Mary Ann wanted to walk the few blocks to Pappas BBQ, but when she asked for directions the concierge warned her the neighborhood wasn't safe, and that she should take the hotel's free shuttle. Mary Ann was not impressed by any of this. But she found the hotel, and cut the two-for-one deal for the room. So she's stuck. As for me, I can stay in any kind of hotel as long as the dataport on the phone works, so I can get my radio show on the air. It did, and I did.

On the way from Dallas, I asked Mary Ann (who let me drive!) to look through the restaurant listings in Texas Monthly for a place for dinner in Houston. She was intrigued by an avant-garde Italian restaurant called Quattro. By marvelous coincidence, Quattro turned out to be right in our hotel! Well, the Four Seasons always did have good restaurants.

Prosciutto

We were served by an older waiter, originally from Portugal. I got his attention by ordering a Negroni cocktail. We struck up a conversation about linguiça, comparing and contrasting the Brazilian and Portuguese versions of that sausage. He decided that we were not conventioneers, and gave us great advice on the menu.

Eggplant and burrata.

Which was, indeed, not just unusual but very good. We began with hand-carved Parma prosciutto, cut off the whole pig leg, right there in the dining room. This was part of what they called an "enoteca" menu--small plates, essentially, matched with wines. We stayed with that for an amazing dish of a long board of eggplant, topped with scoops of burrata. That's an interesting item: it's a not-quite-finished, whole-milk mozzarella, and with a curd-like texture and a creamy milky flavor. The waiter insisted that I try this, and it was as good as advertised.

Cavatelli.

Then some cavatelli pasta (like tiny canoes) with house-made pork sausage (not linguiça), porcini mushrooms and a light demi-glace-tasting sauce with rosemary.

Ravioli.

And wild mushrooms, speck, and a couple of foldover ravioli, in a rich sauce that hit a crescendo with a fluff of foam.

Lamb chops.

What about this rack of lamb with a coffee glaze, and a crust of ciabatta (gesundheit!) and basil, I asked the waiter. He said there was no need to investigate the menu further: that was the dish for me. He was right about that. Very juicy, and the crust brilliant.

The coffee that glazed the lamb was identified by the menu as being from Illy, the biggest producer of espresso in Italy. (How could anyone note a flavor distinction?) I told the waiter that about twenty years ago I had lunch with Ernesto Illy, who owns the company. He wasn't too impressed. Whoops. I forgot. This is Houston, where everybody has money and a good story to back up his claims to being substantial.

What is this?

Mary Ann finished with a light enoteca dish made of sheets of phyllo and some kind of filling. This was after I'd had a second Negroni and most of a bottle of Tommasi Amarone. I have no recollection of what it was, but the picture is certainly striking. I must be forgiven for this. It was a long day.

Creme brulee.

One dessert, as usual: a creme brulee topped with a citrus rind filled with granita, berries, and grapes. Pretty and good. Espresso.

Two hundred thirty-eight dollars, this meal was. No tablecloths. I am becoming more alarmed daily by this trend toward placemats.

**** Quattro. In the Four Seasons Hotel. Houston: 1300 Lamar Ave. 713-276-4700. Contemporary Italian.


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Restaurant Report

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Abita Springs Cafe

Breakfast. Sandwiches. Creole.
Abita Springs: 22132 Level. 985-867-9950. Map.
Breakfast and lunch Tuesday-Sunday. Dinner Friday-Saturday.
Casual.
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WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
In small towns all over America, the corner of Main and Main almost always has a little old cafe. If the town is lucky, the place will still be in business, usually serving only breakfast and lunch to the same bunch of people every day, plus a few people who happen to be driving through and who think the place is cute. If the town is really, really lucky, the food will be good. All this describes the form and function of the Abita Springs Cafe, right in the middle of the sleepy town of the same name.

WHY IT'S GOOD
Most regular customers come for breakfast, which is generous and good. The omelettes are especially tasty, and include some unique combinations involving seafood and fresh vegetables. Neither the single pancake nor the biscuit can be finished by a person of normal appetite. At lunch, they shift to burgers, poor boys, and a few plate specials of surprising goodness. The new dinner service features just two or three dishes in each course, and is a lot like dining in someone's home.

Abita Springs Cafe.

BACKSTORY
The old frame building has been a restaurant for at least twenty-five years, under different owners. A former chef from Commander's Palace operated it for a decade, and set a higher standard for the food without making it inappropriately stuffy. Current owner Stephen Herbert--also a veteran in restaurant kitchens--made few changes other than cosmetic ones. Recently, he added dinner on the weekends.

DINING ROOM
The grooved-plank paneling inside, the door that constantly needs to be closed, the tables under ceiling fans on the wrap-around patio. . . it's all the stuff of the ideal small-town cafe. The mayor and the sheriff and the old guys get a table as soon as the doors are unlocked and stay there for hours.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Abita Star breakfast (eggs, cheese, ham, hash browns, in a stack)
Omelettes, especially spinach and crabmeat.
Basic breakfast combinations
Pancakes
Roast beef poor boy
Jethro poor boy (combo)
Abita burger (Cajun style)
Plate specials, especially grilled fish

FOR BEST RESULTS
Don't hesitate to tell them exactly how you want the omelette--not just what should be in it, but how it should be cooked. You might have to wait for a table on Saturdays and Sundays, especially after services let out at the two churches within a block.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
A few options for those looking to avoid cholesterol bombs would be helpful. I also wish they served chicory coffee.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES

ANECDOTES AND ANALYSIS
This is the closest restaurant to where I live. For years, my daughter and I came here every Saturday for breakfast--just the two of us. It's that kind of place.



Recipe

White Bean & Artichoke Puree

This is an almost absurdly simple, rustic appetizer at Del Porto, one of the area's most sophisticated Italian restaurants. My wife--who holds dips in the highest imaginable regard--thinks this is one of the best she ever had. I like it too. It gets better if you make it a day ahead.

1. Heat the olive oil in a small skillet until it shimmers. Add the garlic. When you can see the first signs of browning, add the thyme and remove the pan from the heat. Spoon the entire contents of the pan into a large bowl to cool.

2. In two or three batches (depending on how big your food processor is), combine all the remaining Ingredients in a food processor. Process until smooth. (A few small solid grains are okay.)Check seasonings and add more salt and pepper, if needed.

3. Combine all the batches in the bowl with the olive oil and garlic. Mix with a rubber spatula until well blended.

4. Garnish with extra-virgin olive oil, olive, capers, caper berries, and fresh chopped parsley. Serve with crusty bread as an appetizer.

Makes about three cups--enough for 12-16.