Food Almanac

Today's Flavor
Today is National Green Onions Day. Green onions are miraculous, especially when used as a last touch to a dish that needs a certain something. They don't work universally (nothing does), but I find myself sprinkling green onions almost as often as salt and pepper when I'm finishing a savory dish.

Green onions are nothing more than the first shoots of regular onions. They have a good taste, but not especially a strong one. Certainly not as assertive as mature yellow onions or garlic. In their raw or near-raw state, they have a pleasing sharpness accented with a peppery quality. Their magic lies as much in their fresh crunch as their flavor. They enliven the food they garnish without really altering its flavor.

Crispness and vivid fresh flavor is what you want from green onions. The smaller the stalks, the better the taste. The flavor and texture of green onions change from top to bottom. The top parts are tough; be ruthless about disposing of them. By contrast, as you approach the white end, the flavor sharpens dramatically.

Green onions were once commonly called "shallots" around New Orleans, but that's dying out as we use more real shallots in our cooking. "Scallions" is another, more accurate word for them.

Appetizing Places
Shallotte is in the southeast corner of North Carolina, seventeen miles from the South Carolina state line and four miles from the Atlantic Ocean. That's close enough for tidewater to run in and out through the Shallotte River. The town is named for the river, and the river is named for Charlotte, which is where a ferry passenger thought he was. The town was incorporated in 1899. It has a lot of tourist business, what with people on their ways to the beaches. For food, the Purple Onion Cafe is right in the middle of town.

Edible Dictionary
Bermuda onion, n.--A good bit on controversy surrounds the Bermuda onion, but most would agree that it's a mild, rather sweet, pale yellow onion, as big around as a standard yellow onion but flattened, like a Christmas tree ornament, at the top and bottom. They originally came from Bermuda, and from the Canary Islands before that. They took hold in this country as a result of large plantings in Texas. Those were the forerunners of Vidalia and Maui onions. Because of their sweetness, Bermuda onions are often served with lox and bagels. Sometimes, however, red or purple onions are used for that. As a result, it's widely thought that a Bermuda onion is a red onion. Not technically, it isn't.

The Old Kitchen Sage Sez
Green onions should never be put through a food processor if you're using them as garnish; you must slice them, as thinly as you can, using a very sharp knife or kitchen shears, immediately before adding them.

Restaurants In The Comics
Today in 1953, in Walt Kelly's brilliant satirical comic strip Pogo, Pogo (a possum) pushed a flatboat through the swamp with his friend Albert (an alligator). The boat had different name each time it showed up. New Orleanians perked up when they saw this one: "The S.S. Owen Brennan." Owen Brennan was the founder of the Brennan restaurant business--the brother of Ella, Dick, John. Adelaide, and Dottie Brennan. Walt Kelly was one of Owen's thousands of friends. Kelly has another New Orleans connection: he drew Jayson, the Jesuit Blue Jay. Kelly's artwork is still emblazoned on nearly everything at Jesuit High School.

Food Coincidences Through History
Robert the Bruce, heroic king of Scotland from 1306 to 1329, was born today in 1274. A different Robert Bruce, the grandson of Willie Maylie (who owned the restaurant of the same name) was the only executive chef in the history of the now-gone New Orleans location of Smith and Wollensky. Which was where Maylie's used to be. And so. . . well, see if you can think of something. I've lost track of Robert Bruce lately.

Food Inventions
Today in 1742, Benjamin Franklin introduced what became known as the Franklin stove. It wasn't really a stove, but a fireplace. It used fuel more efficiently and radiated more heat into the room. His original had smoke problems, but they were resolved by other inventors. The Franklin stove was in wide use by the turn of the century. Franklin intentionally did not patent the invention, wanting it to go immediately into the public domain. When's the last time you heard any inventor do that?

Food In Politics
Today in 1995, President Bill Clinton ordered full diplomatic relations to resume between the United States and Vietnam, thereby opening the way for bubble tea to be introduced to American eaters.

Annals Of Food Research
This is the birthday, in 1858, of Christiaan Eijkman, who discovered that a lack of vitamins in your food can make you sick. Specifically, he found that people who ate a diet mostly of polished white rice got a weakening disease called beriberi. It could be prevented by eating brown rice. Or taking Vitamin B.

Food Namesakes
Jim Kale, the bass guitarist with the rock group Guess Who?, was born today in 1943. . . Speaking of leafy, thick greens, Catherine Collard, a classical pianist, was born today in 1947. . . David Rice Atchison, who organized the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe Railroad, was born today in 1807. He was a U.S. Senator, and president pro tempore of the Senate. He was officially President of the United States for one day, when Zachary Taylor, not wanting to be inaugurated on a Sunday, caused a vacancy in the chief executive's office. . . Richard Mead, a famous London doctor of his day, was born in 1673 today. . . Pro hockey player Floyd Curry hit the Big Ice today in 1925.

Words To Eat By
"Banish the onion from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it. Its presence lends color and enchantment to the most modest dish; its absence reduces the rarest delicacy to hopeless insipidity, and dinner to despair."--Elizabeth Robbins Pennell, author of A Guide For The Greedy in the early 1900s.

Words To Drink By
Words To Drink By "A small amount of wine, such as three or four cups, is of benefit for the preservation of the health of human beings and an excellent remedy for most illnesses."--Maimonides, Talmudic scholar of the 1100s.

 



Outside World

On One Restaurant's Night Off, Another Restaurant Moves In.
This concept has become known as the "pop-up" restaurant. It's not a bad idea, for chefs whose food is good but maybe too unusual to warrant a full-time restaurant. I'd like to see a chef like, say, Dennis Hutley (who recently closed his Le Parvenu) move into, say, Impastato's on the two nights it closes every week. Click here for the article.

The Customers Who Waiters Hate.
Are you one of them? Here's a collection of diner offenses the author heard from many servers. The title: "How To Drive Your Waiter Crazy." I suggest you don't. Click here for the article.

The Best Of New York Eating.
This is more about inexpensive cafes, ethnic places, street food, and other simple pleasures in the Big Apple, from New York Magazine. It focuses on particular dishes and styles, and includes lists from past years. Interesting! Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

The First Time You Make A Pizza.
It doesn't come out exactly right. The shape, for example, will not be perfect. The slices won't be the same size. This is all to be expected. This is also true of other kinds of pies. Click here for the cartoon.

Men Vs. Women #693904-K.
Item: differences in apprehension of flavors. Why men prefer one palette of tastes, and women a different spectrum. Extreme examples of same. Click here for the cartoon.

Vampire's Favorite Beverage.
There's the Bloody Mary, of course, but that's obvious. This isn't: what's the vampire's favorite beer? Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
The first of two days in Houston begins with an attempt to see just how long it takes to go from the center of town to the cow pastures. It ends with a terrific dinner at the newly-restored Brennan's.

Restaurant Report
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La Macarena.
What happens when a new Latin American restaurant opens Uptown, but it's not funky or cheap enough for those who insist that ethnic food must not be beautiful? Answer: it's still good.

Recipe
Crabmeat Louie. It's not really a New Orleans dish, but it's a great way to use good-looking crabmeat--with which we are blessed amply this time of year.

Appetizers
And Leftovers

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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1108 Restaurants Open Around Town
Coolinary And Other Special Summer Menus Now In Play

Julia Child Week At Bayona
Susan Spicer's terrific French Quarter restaurant is featuring the food of Julia Child, that maven of French cooking in America, all this week. (Julia's birthday is this Sunday). It's $38 for a three-course dinner with choices all the way through. I imagine that Susan could channel Julia pretty well. As if we need another reason to dine at Bayona. Here's the menu:

Chilled Watercress Vichyssoise
with mussels
~or~
Ceviche of Scallop
with artichokes and tomato

Matelote of Fish
with pork belly, mushrooms and red wine
~or~
Braised, Stuffed Lamb Shoulder
with carrots, parsnips and asparagus

Reine de Saba
Chocolate cake with almond ice milk and orange sauce
~or~
Cherry Clafoutis

**** Bayona. French Quarter: 430 Dauphine. 504-525-4455.

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All 27 Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Dining Diary

Friday, July 30. Not On TV In Houston. Whataburger. Brennan's. The television gig I had in Houston didn't pan out. It was only to be for one minute, anyway. The producer was apologetic, remembered my past appearance on the show, and said I'd be welcome any time in the future--with perhaps a little more notice than a week.

That was fine with me. The TV appearances were a sidelight of this trip, which was supposed to be for me to get away from my desk and relax for a while. But it's been little more than work, hard driving, and more work.

Mary Ann feels guilty about that. She said we should take a drive into the countryside today. She was thinking about going to Austin until I noted that this would require leaving immediately, blasting down yet another couple hundred miles of Interstate, and blasting right back. Mary Ann has many fine qualities, but A sense of distance is not one of them. She makes up for it by what would seem like maniacal driving were it not for the greater insanity of Mary Leigh's. Let alone Jude's scary, movielike, L.A.-forged style behind the wheel. But it's all relative. They all say I drive like a grandpa.

My idea for the day was to leave the center of Houston by way of Westheimer Drive, and to stay on it until we were in rural precincts. I did exactly that in the late 1970s or early 1980s. I remember passing dozens of new mirror buildings, then--after the last of them--suddenly being in rangeland. After miles of cows and big skies, I fetched up in a thoroughly non-urban little town called Fulshear, from which all roads were minor ones.

It's thirty-eight miles from the Four Seasons Hotel to Fulshear. The trip took two and a half hours. We weren't stuck in traffic. It was just like thirty miles of Veterans Highway, but with more traffic signals and attractions.

Whataburger

One of those was--at last!--Whataburger. The one we sampled was full of photos from the restaurant's past, which dates back to the innocent days of the 1950s. Even now, Whataburger is different from other burger places. They still cook everything to order. Ladies bring the food to the table on trays of condiments. A caller on the radio show once told me that Whataburger had the best ketchup. Made it themselves. They also make their own mustard. Wow.

All that notwithstanding, this is one dry, flavorless hamburger. That was Mary Ann's verdict, confirming mine from thirty-four years ago. At this rate, I will have my next Whataburger when I am ninety-three. That may be too soon.

The last mirror tower I saw thirty years ago on Westheimer is still the last one. But the range doesn't begin there anymore. Enormous, upscale housing developments by the dozen are squeezing what pasture is left, and few cows. So many people live this far out that a new toll road has been built alongside Westheimer for them. (On the other hand, I realize as I write this that these developments are no farther from downtown Houston than our Cool Water Ranch is from New Orleans.)

The new neighborhoods haven't quite made it to Fulshear. Westheimer finally ends there. You have to stop and cross an abandoned railroad grade to keep going. But there are discouraging signs. Fulshear now has an ice cream parlor that calls itself "gourmet."

It really was countryside after that. We meandered on down roads for many miles. After awhile, I had a general idea of where we were headed, but not exactly where we were. This is the holy grail for me when I go touring. So I guess the day was a success, even if it didn't last long enough.

I had to get back for the radio show. I had time for a nap while Mary Ann walked around downtown, looking for points of interest. She never stops moving. Which is why I need a nap when I'm with her constantly.

Brennan's in Houston.

A week before we left, I got an e-mail from Alex Brennan-Martin with the news that the chef's table at Brennan's in Houston was back open. I arranged to have their chef Danny Trace join me on the radio. There was much to talk about. A disastrous fire right in the middle of Hurricane Ike two years ago shut Brennan's down for over a year, but the reconstruction is creating a buzz.

And Danny Trace? He was the chef at Café Adelaide after Katrina. Then the first chef of Commander's Palace in Destin. The chef's job at Brennan's in Houston opened up, and he got it. (Brennan's in Houston is connected with the Commander's Palace side of the family, not to Brennan's on Royal Street.

I almost always have dinner at Brennan's when I'm in Houston, and we had more reasons than usual to do it this time. Alex was out of town, but I know the general manager very well. Carl Walker was the chef here for a long time, as well as working a bit at Commander's. He has permanently exchanged his chef's whites for a management role. (More chefs are doing that lately. Another example is David McCelvey, of Emeril's restaurants.)

Brennan's in Houston.

The restorations at Brennan's made the place even more stunning than it was--and that's saying something. The building, on the edge of downtown, is not only handsome and historic but patterned against classic New Orleans restaurants when first built. Mary Ann was wowed. Atmosphere is her big pleasure in a restaurant--not food. The main dining room's formality (jackets required at both lunch and dinner) offered a light touch: wildly oversize wing-back chairs surround the tables along the walls, making each table seem as if it were in its own private room.

The menu has less Southwestern flavor than I remember. And it's nowhere near as hip as Commander's. (That is a neutral statement as far as goodness is concerned.) The food is reminiscent of Commander's in the 1980s. A lot of the very same dishes from that golden era are here. Along with turtle soup, crab cakes, fish Pontchartrain, and a lot of even older standards.

I started with the turtle soup. It's not the Commander's recipe, but the older, better one from Brennan's on Royal Street. And nearly as good. The chef sent us big, beautiful seared scallops, which meant that I ate two of them. Mary Ann doesn't like scallops. And she was almost stuffed from eating the great garlic bread, anyway. She made an entree out of a crabcake, and that was that.

Boar chops.

When I talked with Chef Danny earlier, however, he told me that unless I was losing my craving for exciting food I surely should try his wild boar chops. I did. Juicy, thick, bone-in rack chops had a sauce with big flavor, a little sweet coming from somewhere, a little pepper coming from somewhere else.

Brennan's in Houston has a bread pudding soufflee, but I wanted just the plain version and got it. Terrific.

We were served by Marcelino, a waiter who has been at Brennan's almost since it opened in 1967. He has a personable, polished style, and must be one of the most in-demand waiters there. I told him that Jimmy Brennan had died two weeks ago. (I only learned myself two days ago, when Ted Brennan called with the news while we were caught in traffic in East Texas.) Until the family split, Jimmy had run this restaurant. The waiter was shocked. He remembered working with Jimmy and thought highly of him. "People still come in here and ask about him all the time," he said.

"I think that's my favorite Brennan restaurant of all time!" Mary Ann said. Hmm.

**** Brennan's. Houston: 3300 Smith St. 713-522-9711.


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Restaurant Report

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Pupuseria La Macarena

Central American. Salvadoran.
Riverbend: 8120 Hampson. 504-861-4449 . Map.
Lunch and dinner continuously, seven days.
Breakfast Saturday-Sunday.
Casual.
Cash only.

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Of all the little Latin American cafes that have opened since the hurricane, this is the most interesting. The owners are clearly on the ball--maybe to the point of selling their food a little too enthusiastically. However, the cooking may exceed the hype. La Macarena's menu is primarily made up of the food of El Salvador, centering on pupusas--grilled, stuffed tortillas, the national dish of El Salvador. The rest of the menu is widely varied, and will take even a large table full of diners several visits to explore.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The ingredients are of great quality, and the cooking goes beyond merely delicious to end up as artful. The platters are almost too beautiful. Get over the prejudice that a restaurant must be funky to be authentic. Nothing about La Macarena's menu has been watered down for American consumption. On the other hand, the prices are higher than in most Central American restaurants. Which still leaves them pretty low.

BACKSTORY
The original, minimal location is in Kenner, opening in 2007. The Riverbend restaurant opened in 2009, and seems to be operated by the young side of the family.

La Macarena.

DINING ROOM
The Riverbend restaurant is small and oddly configured; it looks as if it had been a take-out place before La Macarena moved in. The service is orchestrated by two very enthusiastic young people, who tell you more than you might really want to know about the food and the culture of their homeland. The place has no liquor license, so you may bring in your own wine, beer, or whatever at no corkage fee.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Tostaditas with beans and cheese or avocado
Ensalada tropical
Olives and heart of palm (cold plate)
Guacamole
Fried yuca
Stuffed corn pies with veggies or chicken
Avocado and tomato salad
Sweet corn tamale
Montaditos (canapes with chorizo, salami, shrimp, meatballs, filet mignon, or shredded beef)
Shrimp ceviche
Mini-tamales with pulled pork or chicken
Flautas/taquitos de pollo
Shrimp, mushroom and cheese stuffed yuca dumplings
Pupusas (stuffed, grilled tortillas)
Black bean soup
Combination platters of pupusas, enchiladas, tamales, etc. (photo below)
Ropa vieja (pulled brisket with beans and rice)
Carne asada (filet mignon)
Mayan roast turkey sandwich
Isabela's Mayan stewed chicken
Grilled chicken and shrimp platter
Pan seared flounder
Spanish garlic shrimp
Tres leches cake
Flan

Entree combo platter.

FOR BEST RESULTS
A dinner made entirely of tapas is a very good idea, although the entrees are good, too. A Latin American breakfast is available on Saturdays and Sundays.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
The no-credit card policy, despite the whining paragraph on the menu about how much the credit card companies take out, is simply an unwarranted inconvenience for customers.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Crabmeat Louie

Crabmeat Louie (or Louis) is a popular way to serve cold Dungeness crab in San Francisco, where the recipe originated about a hundred years ago. It's excellent with jumbo lump blue crabmeat, too. The sauce is similar to white remoulade or ravigote sauces in that it's built out of mayonnaise, mustard, lemon juice, and green onions. The added touch is chili sauce, a relative of ketchup found in the same section of the supermarket in a slightly different bottle. Crabmeat Louis can be served as a salad or as a stand-alone appetizer. It's especially good with deviled eggs, thick slices of tomato, or avocados.

Sauce:

1. Combine the mustard, egg yolks, Tabasco, and Worcestershire in a bowl. Whisk briskly until the mixture gets noticeably lighter in both color and texture. Whisk in the chili sauce until blended.

2. Add the oil a few drops at a time while whisking briskly. When the sauce begins to thicken, add the lemon juice, salt, and white pepper, and increase the rate of adding oil. Don't add oil faster than in a thin stream, and keep whisking.

3. When all the oil is incorporated, add the green onions and celery seed and stir until well distributed. You can make the sauce ahead to this point and refrigerate in a closed container.

4. When ready to serve, put about three tablespoons of the sauce into the bottom of a bowl. Add the crabmeat and pour half of the remaining sauce over it. With a rubber spatula, gently (so as not to break the lumps) toss the crabmeat to coat it generously with the sauce. Add more sauce as needed, but save some of the sauce.

5. Place a thick slice of tomato on each serving plate. Arrange avocado slices and lettuce around the tomato. Spoon the crabmeat atop the tomato. Serve with the extra sauce in a server. (Most people want more of it for the greens and the avocados.)

Serves four to six.