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Gail Borden (male) patented condensed milk today. It evolved into Eagle Condensed Milk, the sweet stuff we like on sno-balls. This is also one of the two ingredients for making (the other is Barq's Red Creme Soda).

Today's Flavor
This is North and South American Cayenne Pepper Day. One of the many members of the capsicum genus of peppers, cayennes are long, cone-shaped peppers with a high level of capsaicin--the element in peppers that gives them a hot flavor. Although they can be used fresh, the majority of cayennes go into the making of two essential seasonings of Louisiana cooking. Dried, ground cayenne is an indispensable ingredient in Creole-Cajun seasoning blends. And most brands of Louisiana hot sauce are made from the pulp of cayennes, plus vinegar and salt. Crystal hot sauce, for example, is made with cayenne peppers.

Like all other capsicum peppers, cayennes are native to the New World, specifically of the tropical areas of South America. Cayenne is named for the capital of French Guyana, on the northern coast of South America. Although all this sounds as if cayenne in its various guises comes from a specific variety of pepper, in fact it's almost a generic product. The pepper industry doesn't even like the word "cayenne," preferring to call it just red pepper.

Today allegedly is also National Soft-Serve Ice Cream Day. As is well known, most soft-serve is not ice cream, but fat stuck together with vegetable gum. But I liked it when I was six.

Edible Dictionary
habanero, n.--One of the hottest peppers in common use, the habanero is a bright red, heart-shaped capsicum pepper about two inches long and an inch and a half in diameter. It originated in the tropical regions of Central America, but is named for Havana, Cuba. It's closely enough related to the scotch bonnet pepper that the two names are interchangeable except by passionate pepper buffs. Hot sauces made with habanero peppers are extremely hot, and are usually thinned out with carrots or other vegetables to make them usable even in small quantities.

Appetizing Places
Red Pepper Butte is in the Basin and Range country of eastern Nevada. It's, forty-three miles north of Ely, the only town of any size in that desert region. It's the last outcropping of rock for many miles to the east, coming out of a low mountain range to the west. It rises only about two hundred feet above the surrounding terrain, but the Butte Valley the surrounds it on three sides is so flat that the butte sticks out. Its sparse collection of trees also differentiates it from the desolate surroundings. Only a few dirt roads enter the area. It goes without saying that no restaurants are to be found anywhere nearby. In Ely, you can find good grub at the Silver State Restaurant.

Music To Eat Gnocchi By
Today in 1958, a song composed and sung in Italian by Dominico Modugno was the Number One hit on the American pop charts. It stayed there for five weeks, and became the Number One hit of the whole year. Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu was the ruminations of a man watching the smoke rise from his cigarette. Strangely, almost nobody who heard the song in this country knew any of that. All they knew was the more common name for the song, Volare. It became one of the most familiar songs heard in Italian restaurants around the world. During the short life of a restaurant called Spunto--it was where Nola is now--every half-hour or so they'd turn the volume up on the sound system and play this song.

Eating In Politics
Today is former President Bill Clinton's birthday (1946). He had quite an appetite, but seems to be losing weight in recent years. Not well known is that he shares this birthday with his vice-president's ex-wife, Tipper Gore, born two years later in 1948.

Fictional Chefs On Television
The series Northern Exposure occasionally included a chef character named Adam. Like everybody in the small Alaskan town, he was eccentric, and being a chef made him more so. He would go off the deep end if he couldn't have perfection in his kitchen. In one episode he all but lost it when he had to substitute bacon for pancetta. He was played by Adam Arkin, who was born today in 1956.

Deft Dining Rule #192
A restaurant that states a distinction for the bacon it uses more than once on its menu is just dropping food names.

Annals Of
Soft Drinks

Charles Hires was born today in 1851. When he was sixteen, he created the formula for the root beer that bears his name. He also coined the expression "root beer," in an effort to woo working-class people. He thought that they could be persuaded to drink root beer instead of real beer. A pharmacist, he created the root beer with an eye to its health benefits. Sold at first as a flavoring that customers would mix themselves, in 1880 he began selling Hires Root Beer on tap and in bottles. It was the first nationally-sold soft drink in America.

Food Namesakes
Coco Chanel, the creator of the perfume Chanel No. 5, was born today in 1883. . . Ginger Baker, who has a rare double food name, was the drummer for a series of supergroups in the late 1960s (Cream and Blind Faith, most notably). He appeared on earth today in 1939. . . British mathematician Alan Baker began numbering his days today in 1939. He won the Fields Medal, considered the highest award in mathematics, in 1970. . . Former Vermont Governor Thomas P. Salmon was spawned today in 1832.

Restaurateurs
In Sports

Former New Orleans Saints kicker Morten Anderson, who had a short-lived restaurant in Lakeside Mall specializing in ribs, has a birthday today. 1960.

Words To Eat By
"Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish."--Henry Miller.

Well, then, bring on the garbage!

Words To Drink By
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."--American poet Ogden Nash, born today in 1902.



Outside World

The Chef's Favorite Dish Is Probably
Not Yours.

This article notes that a customer's tastes are more conservative than a chef's. That's not it; the chefs are jaded by even their best dishes. The effect is that restaurant menus are filled with dishes that don't trigger a hunger on the part of customers. As chefs become more and more a part of the show, this is a growing problem. It's another reason why restaurants operated be former waiters are better than those run by chefs. Click here for the article.

Whale Sushi In L.A. It's Illegal, Of Course.
A sushi bar in Los Angeles has been caught serving whale meat in a sting operation. Japan, which continues to capture and eat whales, is a bit looser about this than the United States, where the meat is completely banned. As it should be. The name of the place: The Hump. Click here for the article.

It's Hard To Be A Locavore If Nearby Farms Keep Shrinking.
The revolution that Alice Waters started in the San Francisco area has hit a snag. Lots of people and restaurants want locally grown produce, but as Bay Area development, expands the land formerly used for crops shrinks. Click here for the article.

 

 



Food Funnies

The Birth Of A Famous Cookie.
It happened under a tree, as any schoolchild knows. Click here for the cartoon.

Roadside Diners For Locavores.
Yes, the food served there is from the immediate region. Very fresh. And, on top of that. . . Click here for the cartoon.

Have You Ever Had A Greasy Spoon?
If the tableware indeed had this quality, how did it happen? This conundrum finally solved. Click here for the cartoon.

 

 

 

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
My whole family goes to Los Angeles, except me. I am stuck having breakfast at Russell's Marina Grill. Then an over-gravy-laden poor boy at Bear's. ¶The Thai Orchid in Slidell not only proves excellent, but introduces me to a new, great dish.

Restaurant Report
***
Albasha.
It's the only major Lebanese restaurant on the North Shore. I wish it were better.

Recipe
Hummus. The great Lebanese appetizer/dip. Someone asked me about it on the radio yesterday, and he's my recipe. My wife loves it.

Appetizers
And Leftovers

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Eat Club Vignette

Eat Club Dinners

Wednesday, Aug. 18
Maximo's
Five courses, $75, inclusive of tax, tip, and wines

greenball

Thursday, Aug. 26
Nathan's
Slidell
Five courses, $70, inclusive of tax, tip, and wines

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Eiffel Tower.

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Menu's restaurant ratings are based mostly on the degree to which the food excites us, and a little on environment, service, and other considerations. I rate restaurants relative to all other restaurants in the New Orleans area. Here's what the stars mean to me:

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Among the best locally.

****
Excellent and ambitious.

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Worth crossing town for.

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Recommended.

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Acceptable.

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Unacceptable.

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1$--$5-15
2$--$15-25
3$--$25-35

.. and so on, with no upper limit. While this may seem to have mathematical precision, it varies from diner to diner as much as the star ratings do. So consider this an estimate.



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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1110 Restaurants Open Around Town
Coolinary And Other Special Summer Menus Now In Play

"We Live To Eat" At Broussard's Tonight
Broussard's, the grand old restaurant on Conti Street, is one of the restaurants staging a "We Live To Eat" dinner. That's a promotion encouraged by the Louisiana Restaurant Association, and you may expect to see many more of these, particularly during the summer. It starts with hours d'oeuvres in the courtyard at 6:30 p.m. tonight (Thursday, August 19), then moves into the dining room for a four-course wine dinner at seven. The flavors will be on the light, refreshing side. Here's the menu:

Ceviche
Seafood with poblano pepper relish
Wine: Broussard's Ginger Martini

Crabmeat and Cantaloupe Salad
With arugula, red onions, and sherry vinaigrette
Wine: Groom Sauvignon Blanc 2009

Cucumber and Rock Shrimp Gazpacho
Spicy grilled shrimp with lardons and sourdough croutons

American Red Snapper Veracruz Style
Pan-seared, with Creole tomato salsa Veracruzana
Wine: Ruffino Pinot Grigio 2009

Citron Sorbet
Infused with tequila, topped with berries

Adding to the pleasures of this evening will be the music of New Orleans trumpeter James Andrews. The price is a very attractive $65, inclusive of tax, tip, and wines. Reserve, of course. And dress down (but not too).

**** Broussard's. French Quarter: 813 Conti. 504-581-3866.,

greenball

All 29 Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.

Dining Diary

Monday, August 9. ML To LA. Home, On Vacation. Bear's. Up at three-thirty to pick up Mary Leigh at quarter to five so she can fly to Los Angeles at six. I should have been traveling with her, but the gods seem to want to prevent my taking a vacation this year. I stayed with her until she got to the front of the extra-long security line (just one TSA agent at the head of it!), then hugged her good-bye.

Here was the opportunity to eat breakfast somewhere. My coverage of that meal is not up to my standards. I went to the Tiffin Inn, the old pancake-and-burger joint on Veterans. I have not been there in decades. A few people--including a well-dressed, successful attorney I know--have been bragging on the place. But at six-thirty they weren't open! I though it was a twenty-four-hour place.

I joined the commuters heading downtown. I had one more duty at the radio station before I could forget about the show for the next seven days. The sixteen commercials I recorded at home last night need to be loaded into the system at the station. It was the first time I did this irritating but necessary task this much easier way.

Time on my hands, I entered Bob Del Giorno's studio and sat down while he rambled on about something or other. He didn't see me come in, and I startled him when he looked up and saw what he called "this face on the other side of the desk." We spent a few minutes talking about food and the oil spill and the fish and stuff. I made my prediction again that by Thanksgiving we would all be wondering why we were so worried.

"What are you doing here at this hour?" a number of people in the hallways asked.

"I'm on vacation, and I can do whatever I want," I told them.

What I wanted now was breakfast. I thought about getting it at Café Adelaide, but I know that story. I remembered Deanie's in the Warehouse District, which has always did a marvelous, cheap breakfast. Hardly anyone was there, and the lady behind the counter--not the owner, who I know well--said that all she had were eggs. No biscuits, bacon, omelettes, or any of the other good things they serve. Bah.

My third attempt met with success--sort of. I drove up to the lakefront and Russell's Marina Grill. They were as busy as I remember from the days when Jude and I occasionally stopped there for breakfast on our way to Christian Brothers School. (Was that really eight years ago?) I have never been a fan of Russell's, but enough people are wild about it that I keep coming back now and then, just to see if maybe I'm missing something.

I ordered an omelette with Italian sausage and cheese, and a side of potatoes and a biscuit. They make omelettes the way the Camellia Grill does: very fluffy, but rather dry and scorched. (My way: moist but not runny, with no patches of brown on the bright yellow exterior.) I would not swear that the biscuit was made in house. The coffee was ordinary. The server was cheerful and prompt. I think this may be one of those restaurants whose regulars have learned to love it by becoming used to it. Doesn't make my grade.

It was a sunny day now, perfect for my daughter to fly in. I went home and got to work on today's newsletter. I set aside my plan to make heavy use of reruns and wrote all new stuff. I had the time, and then some. It felt good to finally catch up on things that fell behind on that abortive Texas trip of two weeks ago.

Roast beef poor boy at Bear's.

Dinner at Bear's Grill in Mandeville. Its roast beef poor boy has been on my mind for weeks. I asked for a small one, hold the fries, easy on the gravy. The local glorification of sloppiness in this sandwich puts so much gravy on it in some places that the point that the bread disintegrates. Bear's, good as it is, is guilty of this.

But the Ask For A Little, Get A Lot Effect took over. I believe that when you make a special request in a restaurant on the lower end of the price spectrum, you often get the opposite of what you ask for. You're usually better off not asking at all. The sandwich came with a truly ridiculous amount of gravy, even more than the usual overload.

The most absurd example of this occurred in the very good Thai Gardens a couple of years ago. I ordered four courses. I told the server that I did not want any two courses on the table at one time.

Okay, she said. She brought the soup. I was three slurps into it when she came over and said, "You ready for the chicken wings now?" No, I said. Not until I finish with this.

"I'll bring it right out," she said. And she did. I was still working on the soup--hadn't touched the chicken wings yet--and saw her looking at me. We exchanged glances. I knew what she was thinking, but before I could swallow the food in my mouth to tell her to hold up the next course, she disappeared into the kitchen, and brought out the beef salad.

"Really, please--no more food until I'm finished with all this!" I implored. Okay, she said. I finally finished the soup, and was nibbling away on the stuffed chicken wings when I saw her walking out with the entree. Now all four courses were on the table. If I'd said nothing, this wouldn't have happened.

Mary Ann called while I was on my way back home. They're already having fun, with Jude blasting them around L.A. for In-And-Our Burgers and Pinkberry and all that West Coast stuff. She is trying to talk me into flying up there after my gig with the Today show this Thursday, and fly back Sunday. And we would all go up to San Francisco. Nothing easy, of course. It makes me tired just to listen to her overloaded plans.

* Russell’s Marina Grill. West End: 8555 Pontchartrain Blvd. 504-282-9980. Diner. Breakfast.

** Bear’s Grill & Spirits. Mandeville: 1809 N Causeway Blvd. 985-674-9090. Poor boys.

greenball

Tuesday, August 10. Sandy's Delight Reprise. Thai Orchid. Despite the collapse of my original vacation plans, I like being sort of off the clock. Not having a radio show to do adds five or six hours to my day. I took one of them in mid-morning, and had breakfast at the Abita Springs Café. Mary Leigh and I used to go there every Saturday for breakfast, but that ended over a year ago, when her new social life ballooned and pushed our old habits out.

Her standard order in the good old days was an off-menu combination dating back three owners ago. Sandy's Delight consists of two small pancakes (they'd be normal-size pancakes anywhere else, but the normal flapjack here is about a foot across), a single scrambled egg, and four slices of bacon. I'd eat the egg portion of this, plus another side dish. It worked out perfectly.

It's been months since I've been to the Abita Springs Café myself. So how could I not get a Sandy's Delight today? I did, and it was great. I can't believe I ate both pancakes.

I can believe that most people make restaurant plans not according to their hungers of the moment, but for geographical considerations. I knew that I wanted to go to Slidell for dinner, but I wasn't sure where. Michael's, Stone's Bistro, and Nathan's came to mind, but all of those would be long meals with a couple of glasses of wine, and I wasn't up for that.

The Thai Orchid was new to me. It's on Robert Boulevard, not far from Young's Steakhouse. Every report from readers and listeners about the place has glowed. Those people were not in a mood for Thai food this night, however. Only one other table was in the place when I arrived at about eight. (Slidell eats early.) And those people were past Eat Club dinner attendees, and recognized me in the usual way--when I spoke.

Thai Orchid.

I spoke to the one waitress, who I think may also have been the owner. They were out of Thai beer, so I had an Abita. The feast began with tom yum goong soup, cloudier than I'm accustomed to seeing. But, contrary to widely-held belief, ethnic restaurants cook no more alike than their local counterparts do. If we can accept gumbos in a thousand different styles, why can't Thai tom yum goong vary from place to place? In fact, this was delicious. So was the single, well-stuffed chicken wing. I eat in Thai restaurants a lot, but this is the first time I've had this dish in years--except for one about a year ago during an Eat Club dinner at NOLA.

Pad prik king.

The name of the entree was familiar, but I couldn't remember having it before. I certainly will have it again. Paht (or pad) prik king is a juicy stir fry of meat (the waitress told me to get pork when I asked her advice) with green beans (a critical ingredient), bell pepper, carrots, cucumbers, and red curry. I've had dishes that fit that description before, but this had a completely new flavor to my palate. I couldn't put my finger on what it was. Recipes I've checked on books and online make mention of ginger, and maybe that was it.

Home to the empty house. The radio in the kitchen plays WWNO all the time when everyone else is gone. The dog Suzie seems depressed. The cat Twinnery is behaving normally. I continue to go to sleep to the sounds of a live radio music show from the 1940s, featuring an orchestra led by Lyn Murray, with occasional performances by a marvelous singer named Audrey Marsh. But I've been listening to these shows--I have about forty fifteen-minute broadcasts--for the past year, and it's about time for me to put them to rest. I won't do it until the Marys come home, though.

*** Thai Orchid. Slidell: 785 Robert Blvd. 985-781-0240. Thai.


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Restaurant Report

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Albasha

Middle Eastern.
Covington: 1958 N. US 190. 985-867-8292. Map.
Lunch and dinner continuously seven days.
Casual.
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Website

WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
As common as Middle Eastern restaurants are in New Orleans proper, they are rare on the North Shore. The Covington branch of the Baton Rouge-based chain Albasha is the only one of significance. It offers the standard menu of Lebanese cooking, plus a smattering of Greek food, in a spacious, bright, sharp restaurant.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The food here is just okay. While I've never considered sending anything back, everything I've had here is less good than what I'm accustomed to eating in the best New Orleans Lebanese restaurants. I've certainly tried it often enough: when one has a taste for this cuisine, one must have it, and it's really the only game in town. Maybe that's the problem.

BACKSTORY
The name translates as something like "the man in charge" or "the boss." Albasha opened its first location in Baton Rouge, which has long had a larger community of Middle Eastern restaurants than New Orleans. The Covington branch opened in 2007, in a new strip mall next to the Abita River.

DINING ROOM
The big windows, tall ceilings and clean lines make the restaurant airy and comfortable. The young servers are efficient and pleasant.

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Hummus
Baba ghanouj
Tzatziki ("Grecian sauce")
Fried kibbe
Falafel
Spinach pies
Fried halloumi cheese
Meat stuffed bell pepper, grape leaves, cabbage rolls, or squash
Feta cheese with olives
Mujadarah
Lentil soup
Feta cheese salad
Fatoush salad
Tabboule
Gyros plate or sandwich
Chicken shawarma plate or sandwich
Souvlaki (shish kabob) plate or sandwich
Falafel sandwich
Chicken shawarma or gyros salad
Moussaka (eggplant or squash)
Lamb shank
Kafta kabob plate
Vegetarian plate
Shrimp shish kabob
Broiled shrimp scampi
Broiled tilapia
Broiled redfish
Combination seafood platter
Baklava
Ashta (phyllo filled with cream cheese)
Tiramisu
Chocolate cake

FOR BEST RESULTS
The portions are very large, and unless you're splitting dishes there is no real need to order more than an entree platter. A meal of appetizers is an attractive possibility.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
It's hard to say what makes it this way, but I find the food here dull. The ingredients are of good quality and everything comes out hot, but I usually register disappointment in the flavor.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Hummus

My wife says that I make the best hummus she ever tasted. She is always right. So. . .

Although most cookbooks say you should use dried chickpeas (picked, washed, and simmered as for red beans), the ones written by Lebanese authors and the chefs I know all say to use canned. One other tip: use more lemon juice than you might think right.

1. Put the garlic cloves and the salt into a food processor and process until chopped finely. Add a tablespoon of water, scrape down the sides of the processor, and run it again to almost produce a paste (you won't quite, but it will be close enough).

2. Drain all the liquid from chickpeas, and rinse them with fresh water. Add the chickpeas, the lemon juice, hot sauce, and olive oil to the food processor. Run until the mixture is smooth. Add 1/4 cup of water, and process for another minute or so.

3. Scoop the mixture into a bowl. Add the tahini and mix in with a whisk. Taste the mixture and add more tahini, hot sauce, or salt to taste.

4. Spoon the hummus onto a large platter, working the pile out towards the edges, leaving a rim at the edge like that of a pizza crust.

5. Pour a thin stream of the extra-virgin olive oil around the top of the hummus. Dust the top lightly with the paprika or sumac.

Serve with pita bread, toasted and cut into six slices.

Serves eight.