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Today's Flavor
This is National Sponge Cake Day. Not to be confused with angel food cake, sponge cake is another word for genoise, a light cake made with eggs beaten with sugar, after which the flour and other ingredients are added. In other words, a typical fine cake.

More interesting is another observance on this date: Gravy Day. Gravy. Not sauce. But what, after all, is the difference?

The Penguin Companion to Food says, "Gravy in the British Isles and areas culturally influenced by them is. . . well, gravy, a term fully comprehensible to those who use it, but something of a mystery in the rest of the world." The French (and restaurateurs who are trying to avoid the common sound of "gravy") have a word for it: "jus."

Gravy begins with the juices and browned bits that come from cooking meat. That's thinned or deglazed with stock or water, in the pan where the meat was cooked. Then it's thickened up again (maybe) with a little flour or roux. A good gravy will be a little dirty with flecks of meat.

The most celebrated gravy in New Orleans is the one that wets down a roast beef poor boy. But there are as many more as there are meats to throw it off and take it on. Chicken gravy. Turkey gravy. Ham gravy, and its Southern variation, red-eye gravy. (Made in the pan where you just grilled the ham steak by adding a bit of coffee to it. Yuck.)

Confusing everything is the localism "red gravy," for Italian-style tomato sauce. It is not unique to New Orleans, but if you use the expression, you're thought of as local.

Appetizing Places
Debris Creek runs down the eastern face of the Rocky Mountains in Glacier National Park, in northwestern Montana. It begins a tenth of a mile west of the Continental Divide at the 7300-foot level, then drops 2000 feet in eight miles through a rock-filled valley before flowing into Ole Creek. All this is in the headwaters of the Columbia River. Dramatic, stunning scenery. Food is surprisingly nearby, seven miles away in East Glacier Park on US 2, at Firebrand Food and Ale. By the way, "debris" has a special food connotation in New Orleans. See below.

Edible Dictionary
debris, n.--Often pronounced with a French spin: "DAY-bree." The debris is what's left on the cutting board after you slice up a roasted round of beef--the kind used for making roast beef poor boys. These chips and shreds of meat are added to the gravy pot to add more substance and flavor. It's not uncommon to find roast beef poor boys made entirely of debris, the beef shredded up instead of sliced. Some chefs--notably Paul Prudhomme--have nudged debris upscale, adding it to refined beef sauces and serving it over the likes of steak.

Eating Around The World
Today in 1821, Spain signed a treaty allowing its former colony Mexico to become an independent nation. It was triggered by political instability in Spain, which was occupied by Napoleon at the time. Mexico--heir to one of the world's richest and distinctive culinary traditions--was as different from Spain as the United States is different from Great Britain. Mexican food and culture expands in the U.S. every day. That's also true in New Orleans since the hurricane, although I don't think we've seen anything spectacular yet from the influx.

Annals Of Eating Like A King
Today is the birthday, in 1754, of King Louis XVI, the last king of France before the Revolution. He and his wife Marie Antoinette were guillotined, but while his reign lasted he and Marie had it pretty good. The old Louis XVI French Restaurant--originally in the Marie Antoinette Hotel--attempted to duplicate that dining grandeur in the 1970s. Under Chefs Daniel Bonnot and Claude Aubert, it succeeded. The restaurant is still in existence, but only for breakfast and private events.

Annals Of Amphibians
The Goliath frog --the largest frog ever caught, weighing seven and a half pounds--was found today in 1960 in Guinea. It was the size of two chickens. One frog fed a family of eight. But it was very tough. The sauce was the inevitable garlic and herb butter.

Drinking On Stage
A play called Ten Nights In A Barroom premiered in New York City on this date in 1858. It was about to play in New Orleans, until the local producers learned that it was a cautionary tale about the evils of drinking, and canceled it for fear nobody would understand the point they were trying to make.

Food In War
On this date in 1944, the Allied forces liberated Marseilles in France, releasing bouillabaisse from the Axis stranglehold.

Overeating In The Comics
Today in 1919, the comic strip Gasoline Alley premiered. It is still being published, although not in New Orleans. (You can read it on line here.) Originally, it depicted a bunch of guys standing around talking about their automobiles, which were still a new thing back then. Then one of them--Walt Wallet--adopted a baby left on his doorstep. From that moment, all the characters aged in real time--a new idea in the comics. Walt is still alive in the strip, well over 100. He has always been an overweight chowhound. The baby, Skeezix, is now 88. Walt's other son, Corky, owns a diner.

The Saints
This is the feast day of St. Rose of Lima. She is the patron saint of vanity, which ought to make her the patron saint of restaurant critics. (And television chefs, too.)

Food Namesakes
Johnny Romano, the all-star catcher for the White Sox in the 1950s and 1960s, was born today in 1934. . . James Roe, a professional football player, took the Big Snap today in 1973. . . Robert Mulligan, a movie director, said "Action!" today in 1925. . . Basketball pro Kobe Bryant was born today in 1978.

Words To Eat By
"It may not be possible to get rare roast beef, but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy."--Marian Burros, New York Times food writer.

Words To Drink By
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."--Erma Bombeck.



Outside World

Six Out Of Ten Americans Are Drinkers.
Rich people drink more than poor people. White men drink more than black men (by quite a margin.) And here are some more statistics about how we imbibe. Click here for the article.

Is French Cooking Losing Its Frenchness?
That's what some authorities in France think. And they're trying to address the issue, as more ingredients and techniques from Asia, the Americas, and other exotic locales work their ways into the French cuisine. I think this is, indeed, something to worry about. And something for which nothing can be done. Click here for the article.

The Chef's Favorite Dish Is Probably
Not Yours.

This article notes that a customer's tastes are more conservative than a chef's. That's not it; the chefs are jaded by even their best dishes. The effect is that restaurant menus are filled with dishes that don't trigger a hunger on the part of customers. As chefs become more and more a part of the show, this is a growing problem. It's another reason why restaurants operated be former waiters are better than those run by chefs. Click here for the article.

 



Food Funnies

How You Can Tell What The Guy In Front Of You Will Order.
There are subtle signs. For example, the fact that he's wearing a green T-shirt tell us that he likes green tea. That's about it, in this case. Click here for the cartoon.

It's Not Funny, #76049043-G.
And this is why people are eating less seafood lately. Click here for the cartoon.

The Birth Of A Famous Cookie.
It happened under a tree, as any schoolchild knows. Click here for the cartoon.

 

Today's Menu

Dining Diary
A dinner with some friend at Antoine's--after first, please, a shot of absinthe in the Hermes Bar. ¶A pleasantly empty day. I go much too soon to the new Megumi branch in Covington.

Restaurant Report
**
Mano's.
They're near the Saints training camp, and the Saints get food from there. Very filling, good New Orleans food.

Recipe
Turkey Poulette. At least once a year, I get a request for this ancient old lunch dish from the old Roosevelt Hotel. It ought to be extinct, but it isn't.

Appetizers
And Leftovers

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Eat Club Dinners

Thursday, Aug. 26
Nathan's
Slidell
Five courses, $70, inclusive of tax, tip, and wines

greenball

Wed., Sept. 1
Impastato's
Metairie
Five courses, $75, inclusive of tax, tip, and wines

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Eiffel Tower.

Three days in the City of Light, followed by a couple of days in London. Then we ease back into the real world during an eight-day transatlantic crossing on the Queen Victoria, one of the most luxurious ships at sea. It's not as expensive as you might imagine such an indulgence would be. Click here for details.



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About The Ratings

Menu's restaurant ratings are based mostly on the degree to which the food excites us, and a little on environment, service, and other considerations. I rate restaurants relative to all other restaurants in the New Orleans area. Here's what the stars mean to me:

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Among the best locally.

****
Excellent and ambitious.

***
Worth crossing town for.

**
Recommended.

*
Acceptable.

No star
Unacceptable.

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1$--$5-15
2$--$15-25
3$--$25-35

.. and so on, with no upper limit. While this may seem to have mathematical precision, it varies from diner to diner as much as the star ratings do. So consider this an estimate.



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Eating Around New Orleans Today


1110 Restaurants Open Around Town
Coolinary And Other Special Summer Menus Now In Play

Summertime Lunch Specials At The Rib Room
The summer special menus continue to dribble in, even though we're a month into the Coolinary season. (Why restaurants get involved with special promotions but don't post the menus for them is a frustrating mystery.) Chef Anthony Spizale has this three-course lunch deal for $20 every weekday. He must have been very busy the day he composed it:

Chef Spizale Caesar
Hearts of romaine with parmesan grits croutons and a creamy garlic dressing

Black Skillet Roasted Louisiana Catfish
Creole tomatoes and Jazzmen Rice “calas”

Mini Abita Root Beer Float
With Kleinpeter Vanilla Ice Cream

This goes on through the month of September. The best day is Friday, of course, when all the locals stream in.

*** Rib Room. French Quarter: 621 St. Louis, 504-529-7045./

greenball

All 30 Summer Menus So Far
NOMenu has a page listing not only all the summer specials we know about, but all the menus, too. I'm adding new ones daily. That list is now online here.



Dining Diary

Friday, August 13. Absinthe At Antoine's, With Friends. I have an invitation to dine tonight from Patti and John Poche. Patti used to sell air time at the radio station, but I didn't get to know her and her husband John (who creates software systems for radio stations) until their son Zack and our son Jude got to know one another at Christian Brothers School and Jesuit. In fact, it's even more indirect than that. We first connected at a party at the home of Mark and Deborah Hymel, whose son also was Jude's classmate. Mark is the guy who introduced me to a funny frozen drink called Ping Pong. It tastes like a nectar soda, and is so luscious that the recipe is in my cookbook. After several more parties with all these people, I began calling John and Patti now and then to go out to dinner. And I miss them, now that John left town for a job on the West Coast a year or so ago.

They left the choice of restaurant to me. The Poches and the Hymels all liked the idea of Antoine's.

Still free of the radio show, I left the Cool Water Ranch at five, with the faint hope that Harold Klein could cut my hair in the basement of the Royal Orleans before dinner. He sometimes stays late on Fridays, but no dice tonight. To kill time, I took a look at the new Antoine's Annex. It's a coffee and pastry shop with ice cream and sandwiches and salads on the restaurant's Royal Street flank, in a space they'd leased for years to a gallery. Looked nice, but the employees seemed desultory and bored. No customers. But who would be walking on the street in this heat?

Absinthe being prepared at Antoine's Hermes Bar.I've drunk many drinks at Antoine's. But tonight was the first time I had one before dinner in the bar. Mostly this is because there was no bar there until late in 2008. Adding to the auspiciousness of this moment, I asked for an absinthe, served in the traditional way. This only came to mind when I saw the glass reservoir filled with ice and water on the back bar. (Bottom center in the photo.) That's the traditional apparatus for serving absinthe, as is the ornately perforated absinthe "spoon." (An absinthe spoon could serve no standard spoon function.) The bartender spanned a rock glass with the spoon, on top of which was a cube of sugar. The ice water drizzled down in a thin stream, diluting and sweetening the green absinthe in the glass.

Drinking absinthe in the bar at Antoine's! How Old New Orleans can you get? All I need now is an appointment with a prostitute in Storyville.

The Poches and the Hymels fetched up at around seven-thirty. We had another round of drinks in the bar, and opened Topic A: which colleges all our kids have got off to. All but one of them are in universities, and most of them at LSU.

John Poche is full of unlikely but good stories. Watching the television show in which Anthony Bourdain and I had lunch at Antoine's a couple of years ago, John saw a picture of his father in the background. Not only that, but he knew where a framed testimonial from his grandfather was on the wall in Antoine's Dungeon. Antoine's is apparently the official Poche Family restaurant.

The great thing about restaurants whose menus don't change much is that you start anticipating the dinner the minute you make the reservation. I've mentally salivated about this repast for days. We would begin by splitting an entree-size crabmeat au gratin, a dish at which Antoine's excels. The matrix of white sauce and cheese is so light as to be fluffy. (The appetizer version is inexplicably expensive, but the entree splits well four ways at a reasonable price.)

Everybody went along with that plan, along with my suggestion that we divide two of orders of baked oysters (Rockefeller, Bienville, and thermidor). One plate of oysters Foch was in the order for John, who says it's impossible for him to eat here without oysters Foch.

But before any of that arrived, we were treated to a surprise from the chef. Champignons sous cloche--mushrooms under glass. That unique, rich specialty hasn't been on the menu for decades. It doesn't sound like a good idea: squares of toast spread with pate de foie gras, covered with sliced mushrooms cooked in a bechamel with a little sherry. Elegantly decadent. Nice presentation, too: it's served under glass bells, lifted off the plates at the table. (Randy Guste once told me that the reason they don't serve the dish often is that the glass bells don't seem to last more that two or three uses before being broken.)

Sassicaia 1992.The entree on my mind was the double lamb chops. Antoine's buys superlative lamb and grills it simply and well. I avoid the mint jelly, of course. That old touch will linger here as long as do customers old enough to remember when all lamb dishes were served with the wiggly green gunk. Bring me bearnaise.

Elsewhere on the table grilled pompano, fried soft shell crabs, and trout amandine entertained. As did a bottle of Grand Cru Chablis, followed by a bottle from my pile that I've been looking at thirstily for the past few months: Sassicaia 1992, a big, well-aged Super Tuscan.

The conversation, naturally enough, kept returning to our brilliant kids. A lot of shared history here. Jude, for example, learned how to drive on an old tractor at the Hymel family's vast sugar cane fields in Convent. He and his buddy Preston Hymel even learned how to use a clutch on that thing.

The Poches say they love Los Angeles, but they still have a house here in New Orleans. I'll get Jude to take them out to dinner sometime.

**** Antoine's. French Quarter: 713 St. Louis St. 581-4422.

greenball

Saturday, August 14. Old-Time Saturday. Megumi. I can sleep late, and had no trouble doing so after last night's well-lubricated dinner. I have no radio show today. No grass to cut. All projects on my list are optional.

I defaulted to the Saturday routine the kids and I relished for over a decade, until they began their own lives. Breakfast at the Courtyard. Grocery store. Bank. Post office. Routines are the key to my small success. They get essential jobs done without my having to worry about them. Go to the dry cleaner every Saturday morning, always have clean clothes. The way I get a very long newsletter out every day--something that impresses a lot of people--is that it's a set-in-stone daily routine. Stephen King, who writes about as much as I do (much better) says the day doesn't seem right unless he's written four or five thousand words.

On the other hand, in Mary Ann's world every plan is subject to change with no advance notice. Anything goes all the time. I think juggling chaos is something she enjoys. It was inevitable that we'd marry one another and drive each other crazy.

It's still raining pretty hard every afternoon. Not a good weekend for a walk--something I wasted to do today. So I knuckled down and taught myself how to build a Joomla website. (Those who don't know what that means will not care; those who do, know more about it than I can tell.) I must say I was astonished how easy it is proving to be, although I have a long way to go before it results in the vastly-improved website I'm aiming for.

Chirashi sushi at Megumi.

So as not to lose momentum, I went for a simple supper. Sushi sounded good. I broke my own advice by getting it at the newly-opened Megumi in Covington. I thought this would be a small risk because the original Megumi in Mandeville is excellent. But to play it safe I ordered chirashi sushi. The Mandeville Megumi's version of that is the best I've had anywhere. "Chirashi" means "scattered." The fish, instead of being wrapped around a knob of sushi rice piece by piece, is all placed atop a bed of rice. Here the fish was in one plate, and the rice in another. No problem with that, but there was a problem. Most of the fish (notably the tuna) had a texture that suggested to me that it had been defrosted too quickly. A sort of squishy texture. And too cold. Disappointing.

Gyoza.

That was about enough for dinner, but I wanted a little something hot--not least because the dining room was freezing. An order of gyoza left a better impression than the sushi: well-made, tender dumplings with a nice pepper level in the stuffing.

I will write this dinner off to my having come too soon. (They didn't even have a liquor license yet. No beer.) The service staff is amateurish. But the menu is intriguing. Like many Asian restaurants these days, Megumi doesn't stick entirely with its main cuisine. They have Vietnamese pho, Korean grilled meats, and Chinese dim sum (just a little) on the menu. I'll wait six months before I return. As I should have done today. I hope it flourishes. This location has not been kind to its several previous tenants--most recently Hog Heaven, which went to its namesake place after less than a year.

Back at the computer, I played with code until my eyes started burning, at about midnight. Then another nice night's sleep in the still, quiet house. Nobody upstairs to wake me up with a toilet flush that cascades down in a pipe two feet from my pillow.

** Megumi. Covington: 1211 Village Walk. 985-893-0406.


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Restaurant Report

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Mano's Po-Boys

Sandwiches. Platters.
Metairie: 6943 Saints Dr. 504-734-0922. Map.
Breakfast and lunch Monday-Saturday.
Very Casual.
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WHY IT'S NOTEWORTHY
Mano's is a neighborhood cafe and poor boy shop you won't know about unless you know about it. It's adjacent to Mike Miley Field and the busy nexus that is the intersection of Airline and David Drive, all of which brings in people looking for a fast, inexpensive lunch with more character than fast food. They do a heavy blue-collar business, so it's impossible to leave here hungry. Mano's opens for breakfast daily with a very basic menu.

WHY IT'S GOOD
The menu follows a familiar formula. You find a long list of poor boy sandwiches, including one outstanding specialty: veal parmesan, crusty and moistened with red sauce and melted cheese. And every day brings a half-dozen or so daily specials. As in red beans on Monday. . . and you know the rest. The food here is, near as I can tell, cooked in house and reasonably good. Best in Metairie for this menu? No. Best in this part of Metairie? Probably.

BACKSTORY
Mano's opened in 1992, right around the time when the New Orleans Saints moved their training facility nearby. Reports of Saints players eating here are too numerous to ignore.

DINING ROOM
The restaurant is located on Saints Drive at David Drive. The menu sports not one but three fleurs-de-lis. Can you guess the dominant decor theme?

ESSENTIAL DISHES
Poor boy sandwiches:
Veal parmesan
Roast beef
Turkey breast
Veal cutlet
Smoked sausage
Hot sausage
Bacon, lettuce, and tomato
Hot dog with chili
Meatball
Club
Chicken salad
Tuna salad
Chicken tender
Ham and cheese
Country fried steak
BBQ beef
Hamburger
Cheeseburger
Grilled cheese
French fry
Shrimp
Oyster
Fish

Daily plate specials
Monday:

Red beans and rice with pork chops, hot or smoked sausage
meatballs, veal parmesan, or chicken parmesan with spaghetti
Tuesday:
Fried chicken
Hamburger steak
Liver and onions

Wednesday:
Stuffed bell pepper with lima beans
Veal cutlet
Country fried steak

Thursday:
Grilled chicken breast with dressing
Meatloaf with baked macaroni
Red beans and rice with hot or smoked sausage
Friday:
Fried fish, shrimp, oyster, or combo platter
Veal cutlet

FOR BEST RESULTS
Unless you're doing heavy work, you will be able to make two meals out of any of the poor boys here, despite prices that might suggest small portions. Dishes like liver and onions and country-fried steak should be considered as elements of atmosphere rather than serious menu staples.

FACTORS OTHER THAN FOOD
Up to three points, positive or negative, for these characteristics. Absence of points denotes average performance in the matter.

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Recipe

Turkey Poulette

Sliced turkey with a hot sauce, cheese and bacon--this is an old luncheon favorite that is now nearly extinct. And perhaps it should be. However, people who remember it fondly as a standard at the Roosevelt Hotel might not think so--even if it's been forty years since the last time they tried it. It's just one of those dishes. In modern times, the Peppermill in Metairie has been about the only restaurant even attempting to keep turkey poulette alive. The sauce that holds all the pieces together is a classic French sauce, most commonly used for chicken. (Hence the name.) But ti's not much used even in France anymore

Preheat the broiler to 450 degrees.

1. Melt the butter in a small saucepan and stir in the flour to make a blond roux. When the roux just begins to color, lower the heat to the lowest setting and add the warm milk. Whisk until the mixture pulls away from the side of the pan.

2. Add the mushrooms, sherry, white pepper, and salt. Stir until the sherry disappears. Simmer, stirring every now and then, until the mushrooms are soft. Remove the sauce from the heat.

3. Slice the onion rolls from top to bottom to make slices about a half-inch thick. Toast them until medium brown. Divide the slices on four plates.

4. Top the onion roll toasts with two slices per plate of the turkey. Divide the sauce over the turkey. Top each plate with two slices of bacon and a fourth of the grated Cheddar.

5. Put the plates under the broiler until the cheese melts and the sauce bubbles. Remove the hot plates to liner plates. Garnish the turkey poulettes with green onions and serve.

Serves four.